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Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌

@threephasedeer.bsky.social

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23 year old electrical engideer, urbanist, train enjoyer, cyclist, and furry (duh) living in upstate New York! He/him, mostly straight, ally of 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ I speak 🇬🇧(🇺🇸) et en train d’apprendre 🇫🇷 Nazis fuck off 🖕🏼

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Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · 1d

Real

Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · 8d

a cartoon drawing of a house with a rainbow and a heart that says super weenie hut jr 's

ALT: a cartoon drawing of a house with a rainbow and a heart that says super weenie hut jr 's

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Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · 9d

Literally all the republicans had to do to avoid the shutdown was not take away healthcare from poor people

Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · 10d

Yankees mentioned, I am obliged by virtue of having grown up in New England to say FAWK DA JANKEES LETS GO RED SAWKS

(I don’t even really care about sports lol)

Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · 12d

I’m not really religious but I do not believe the Bible says at any point “thou shalt go to Little Saint James”

Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · 13d

Can’t wait for the files to get released and Trump to be all over them, only for MAGA to start making excuses for diddling children

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Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · 14d

“And that’s why you like him so much, he’s YOO” so smooth for no reason lol

Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · 15d

I got 99 problems and the invention of the internal combustion engine is the root cause of about half of them

Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · 15d

I’ve been really fucking with recession-era music recently. Nostalgia? Production style? Lyricism? Idk but it goes hard

Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · 17d

Bro took a Tylenol

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Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · 21d

Every time I hear the Outlook notification sound I die a little

Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · 21d

I think riding my bike may be the only thing holding my brain together at the moment

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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 22d

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

Curtis Evans, of Evanston, a military veteran USMC intelligence during President Reagan’s era, carries a U.S. Flag through gas deployed by federal officers as they clear protesters from the entrance of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility in Broadview on Sept. 19, 2025. (Stacey Wescott/Chicago Tribune)

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Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · 25d

Holy strawman, Batman!

Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · 25d

Her initial backpedal on congestion pricing really bothered me, but since Tronald Dump took office again she’s absolutely risen to the occasion imo

Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · 26d

The algorithmic feed should be banned.

Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · 28d

And while you’re at it, ask your doctor about this prescription medicine that could absolutely ruin your entire life and possibly kill you, while a jovial older couple takes a walk through a park in slow motion while smiling at nothing

Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · 28d

The Middle by Jimmy Eat World. You’ve heard it on the radio a thousand times, but really listen to the lyrics. Helped me a lot to embrace my true self when I was low on self esteem

Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · 28d

🤷‍♂️

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Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · Sep 9

Can’t sue me for telling the truth!

Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · Sep 9

a man 's face with the words " are you sure about that " behind it

ALT: a man 's face with the words " are you sure about that " behind it

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Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · Sep 8

More fur shenanigans! These two blocked my path and the yeen made me learn how to skank before I was allowed to go free

[insert hyena emoji here]: @staticshark.bsky.social
[indert bou emoji here]: @k80atie.bsky.social

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Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · Sep 8

Legend has it that for the low price of one (1) strawb, this deer will show you a secret spot in the woods with a very pretty view! I paid up, did not disappoint.

🦌: @jam.deer.place

A cute deer fursuiter stands by a beautiful clear lake.

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Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · Sep 8

Being a cute racc is hard work. This one is taking a well-deserved break.

🦝: @orathelabracc.bsky.social

A cute raccoon fursuiter laying face down on a picnic table.

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Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌 @threephasedeer.bsky.social · Sep 8

Yeah but like have you even considered that, like, Israel good, or something? Idk