TienSwitch
@tienswitch.bsky.social
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Fan of writing and superheroes. Currently writing an expansive set of superhero fiction, including "SWITCH and the Challengers Bravo", "The Adventures of BLUE EAGLE", and other works in the Blue Eagle Universe. https://www.tienswitch.com/
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Exactly. I don't want Spider-Man to tell me to vote Democrat, but I think a story that tries to actively avoid "being political" and offending someone is going to be soulless and toothless. At that point, I'd rather have a book that I find offensive.
Wish I was feeling better today, and wish I didn't have the sort of anxiety that would likely get kicked into overdrive in a huge crowd an hour and a half train and bus ride from my home.

I would gladly be out there in the No Kings protest instead of wishing everyone luck from my living room. 😔
Super proud of NYC!
Video: No Kings protests against Trump in New York City.
"TienSwitch has written a story that doesn’t just entertain with capes and clashes—it resonates with the everyday tug-of-war between authority and independence...This is the kind of book for readers who love their action served with intelligence and humanity."

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Book Review of Switch and Blue Eagle: A Superhero Sidekick Novel by Joseph “TienSwitch” Safdia
What if saving the world was easier than winning your father’s approval? This story tackles that question head-on—read the full review to see why it’s both extraordinary and relatable.
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At least the characters in my books aren't so damn cucked by nonsensical beliefs, systems of authority, and their own insecurities about their masculinity that they can't so much as take a s*** without violating Jesus's Bro Code or whatever. Where's my million followers?

....Sorry. I'm done.
a man walking on a dirt road with the words i 'm sorry written below him
ALT: a man walking on a dirt road with the words i 'm sorry written below him
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Okay, that was only supposed to be a short thing, but the more I type about it, the more it pisses me off that young people fell for losers like Andrew Tate, Sneako, and Adin Ross because they were "edgy" when they're as edgy as a beach ball. My MG to YA superhero novel is edgier than their crap!
I wrote a children's book that's edgier than anything ever said or published by a Christian conservative, and that includes the ones like Milo and Crowder who were going all out with insult humor and advocating for things like killing ideological opponents or mocking George Floyd's murder.
Honestly, though, it won't even be an interesting watch. Christian conservatives need to realize they're uncool. They were never edgy. They relish in enforcing hierarchies and never rebelling, and they promote submission to authority. That's all fine, but they think they're edgy. They CAN'T be edgy.
ChatGPT says my latest book, "SWITCH and Blue Eagle: A Superhero Sidekick Novel" is about an Irishman who switches a regular eagle with a blue eagle, and then becomes a superhero sidekick whose power is to read novels.

Is that accurate? Can you read and find out?

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SWITCH and Blue Eagle: A Superhero Sidekick Novel (SWITCH and the Challengers Bravo)
Amazon.com: SWITCH and Blue Eagle: A Superhero Sidekick Novel (SWITCH and the Challengers Bravo) eBook : TienSwitch: Kindle Store
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Mitch McConnell is falling over himself to get his hands on "SWITCH and Blue Eagle: A Superhero Sidekick Novel". It's a Young Adult superhero book that caused Mitch to actually freeze for 30 seconds when he saw how amazing it looked!

Turtle up with a good book!

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We're not criticizing Mitch McConnell for falling down.

We're laughing at him over it.
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's the latest and greatest piece of superhero fiction to hit the market.

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Guy literally dived to the floor to duck a question about ICE. 🤣
I think you should check out this awesome #classic #superhero series called "The Adventures of BLUE EAGLE". With the world as crazy as it is, we need a return to fun and exciting tales of heroism the whole family can enjoy.

Check out ELEVEN FREE SHORT STORIES!

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Cordless phones. We had a cordless phone in my house. It was amazing. You could talk on the phone ANYWHERE in your house!

Truly the future, the early 2000s were.
Jesus, I'm 40 and I've only ever seen one of those as a working phone in my life.

At my grandmother's.

When I was 7.
I'm not up to any sort of anniversary yet, but my two existing books were released on March 19 and September 29 of this year.
Why not? We widely consider Green Arrow a superhero. Why can't Robin Hood be one?

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Is that....Peter Thiel....writing about Watchmen and One Piece?

WHAT THE--!?
thiel, man, what the fuck are you talking about