Tim Kachur
@timkachur.bsky.social
A man with many interests. Once, I scored a goal described as Caliguiri-esque. #nufc #philly
Reposted by Tim Kachur
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
Reposted by Tim Kachur
Reposted by Tim Kachur
Gee... that's not what they said about Kyle Rittenhouse in 2020.
Kash Patel: "You cannot bring a firearm loaded with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want. It's that simple. You don't have the right to break the law and incite violence."
January 26, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Gee... that's not what they said about Kyle Rittenhouse in 2020.
Reposted by Tim Kachur
The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden
Reposted by Tim Kachur
ok here is a different distraction
this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.
the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal
this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.
the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal
January 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
ok here is a different distraction
this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.
the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal
this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.
the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal
Reposted by Tim Kachur
People forget Jauan Jennings was a 4-star QB recruit
January 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
People forget Jauan Jennings was a 4-star QB recruit
Reposted by Tim Kachur
In 2019, Fiona Hill testified that the Russian government was “signaling very strongly that they wanted to somehow make some very strange swap agreement between Venezuela and Ukraine.” (Search: Venezuela) i.e. we get Venezuela, they get Ukraine. - via Dave Troy
s3.documentcloud.org/documents/6543…
s3.documentcloud.org/documents/6543…
https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/6543…
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
In 2019, Fiona Hill testified that the Russian government was “signaling very strongly that they wanted to somehow make some very strange swap agreement between Venezuela and Ukraine.” (Search: Venezuela) i.e. we get Venezuela, they get Ukraine. - via Dave Troy
s3.documentcloud.org/documents/6543…
s3.documentcloud.org/documents/6543…
Reposted by Tim Kachur
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
again asking the NFL to adopt a version the Aussie Rules playoffs. Adds a week and a team, so 8 teams per conference. In week 1, the 4 division winners play (4 at 1, 3 at 2). Winners get a bye and losers play at home in 2nd week against the wild card winners from wk 1 (8 at 5, 7 at 6).
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
again asking the NFL to adopt a version the Aussie Rules playoffs. Adds a week and a team, so 8 teams per conference. In week 1, the 4 division winners play (4 at 1, 3 at 2). Winners get a bye and losers play at home in 2nd week against the wild card winners from wk 1 (8 at 5, 7 at 6).
Reposted by Tim Kachur
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
My guillotine league team built around Bowers and Higgins would have been great today if I weren't eliminated in week 4
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My guillotine league team built around Bowers and Higgins would have been great today if I weren't eliminated in week 4
Reposted by Tim Kachur
Somehow John Smoltz still sounds bored.
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Somehow John Smoltz still sounds bored.
Reposted by Tim Kachur
Googling longest postseason games and Google AI says that the Tigers have won this game!
October 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Googling longest postseason games and Google AI says that the Tigers have won this game!
Reposted by Tim Kachur
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
Reposted by Tim Kachur
ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted
October 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted
Reposted by Tim Kachur
Ranger Suárez pitches like he has plot armor
October 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Ranger Suárez pitches like he has plot armor
You hate to see it
September 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
You hate to see it
Reposted by Tim Kachur
This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This only happens to you once
Reposted by Tim Kachur
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
Reposted by Tim Kachur
For a Student Who Used AI to Write a Paper
August 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
For a Student Who Used AI to Write a Paper
Reposted by Tim Kachur
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
Reposted by Tim Kachur
My 8-year-old made their own version of the game Life, and it's way more accurate than the original. The path is convoluted. The rules change on a whim (but always in favor of the game's creator). The real estate is outlandishly expensive. The jobs pay either $9K or $999,999K. The goal is unclear.
July 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My 8-year-old made their own version of the game Life, and it's way more accurate than the original. The path is convoluted. The rules change on a whim (but always in favor of the game's creator). The real estate is outlandishly expensive. The jobs pay either $9K or $999,999K. The goal is unclear.