Kendy 🔮
@tinkles.bsky.social
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x.x.xx | lead designer @ a marketing agency cinephile 🎥 | queer 🏳️‍🌈 | lady gamer 🎮 https://boxd.it/5ecxl
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Nothing cooler than marrying your best friend. 10/10, highly recommend.

Speaking of 10/10, today marks 5 years since we got hitched!
Two happy cats on their wedding day Blond lady with stank face and pink haired thembo flipping off the camera with a Carhartt beanie sitting half on their head Happy thembo on the steamdeck while Kendy sleeps on the couch covered in 3 sleeping dogs Two happy cats in front of the Ferris wheel at Navy Pier
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Oh my god, anniversary twins! We’re one year earlier, but on 10/10 too!
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BOTH Philly teams losing tonight is a thing of goddamn beauty.
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I benched Skattebo for the first time because Tracy’s back and I thought surely the Eagles would have some semblance of a defense

Haahahahahahaha I’m so dumb
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I’m blaming it on the cold front jerseys. #BillsMafia
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And the commentary as the fan ran up the stairs? Chefs kiss.
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I was warned about snakes and republicans but no one warned me about THESE assholes
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Bugs should not be allowed on the ceiling because the always get lost. This fucker dropped on the stove and it went behind it. Couldn’t chill til it came back out to be dazed with a smack. They’re genuinely too big to kill because it’d be messy af.
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If anyone’s heard Chelsea Peretti’s take on silverfish, that’s precisely how I feel about tree roaches.
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Was so nice and baked for the night and then one of those godless darksided tree roach/Palmetto bugs appeared on the kitchen ceiling and neither of our cats was helpful in knocking it so we could huck it outside so we had to tag team it.

Undoubtedly the worst part of Texas, I tell you hwhat 🥴
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Fuck yeah it is, so glad you too are a woman of class
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We deserved so much more. A perfect show, truly.
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🎥 #nw:
SHIVA BABY (2020)
dir. Emma Seligman

I love anxiety-horror about messy bitches.
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Please come get this them 🤣
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They have done it 3 times now, I can’t
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📽️ #nw:
SAVING FACE (2004)
dir. Alice Wu

(ft. Jae calling last call, can you tell we just saw 28 films in 8 days at Alamo Drafthouse??)
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I’ve got FC26 on Switch 2 and Jae’s rocking College Football 26 on PS5. Peak marriage vibes right here.
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That one was so cruel in the best way. I can’t wait to see it again.
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Is it too early to hope against hope that the Bears can draft Jeremiyah Love?
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The car wreck is first for me, followed closely by the pink mist! What about you?
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My new mission is championing WHISTLE because it’s for the queer girlies and it’s got one of the gnarliest kills I’ve ever seen.
Screenshot of my letterboxd which reads:

“Fantastic Fest 2025 #28

I’m never getting over the fact that the festival closed with a sapphic horror film. Dafne Keen plays the most relatable character in the world with all those heart eyes throw at Sophie Nélisse for like 90 minutes.

(Rated according to my queer agenda.)”
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WHISTLE (2025)
dir. Corin Hardy

It’s sapphic!!! It’s fun as hell!!! BUT OH MY GOD IT’S SAPPHIC HORROR!!!! #filmsky
Sophie Nélisse and Dafne Keen promoting WHISTLE (2025) at SDCC. They’re leaning together and Dafne is holding the Aztec death whistle. Sophie Nélisse and Dafne Keen promoting WHISTLE (2025) at SDCC. They’re leaning together and Dafne is holding the Aztec death whistle.
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BODY BLOW (2025)
dir. Dean Francis

#FantasticFest #filmsky
Text message exchange that reads:
ME: We just saw Body Blow and it was the horniest erotic thriller I’ve ever seen 
THEM: How much hornier than Saltburn?
ME: There were cock cages
ME: 🚔🐓😫💦