tiphaggard
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an if you could stop me you would have already,
so shakespearean
so shakespearean
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if one verbally express so within exactly one second of It Happening, any US citizen over the age of 34 may “call dibs” on the presidency. that’s in the constitution
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Twin Peaks: Shelly Johnson with a gun.
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Twin Peaks: Shelly Johnson with a gun.
just overheard a stranger in the wild doing a trump impression that prominently featured “bigly,” a word I don’t think I’ve heard trump say since 2016
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
just overheard a stranger in the wild doing a trump impression that prominently featured “bigly,” a word I don’t think I’ve heard trump say since 2016
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all these calls for schumer to step down, that he’s too old, that he’s out of touch, that he doesn’t have the fight required to do the job, etc, seem pretty silly when you consider examples of people who actually become more capable into old age, such as the crypt keeper
February 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
all these calls for schumer to step down, that he’s too old, that he’s out of touch, that he doesn’t have the fight required to do the job, etc, seem pretty silly when you consider examples of people who actually become more capable into old age, such as the crypt keeper
part rig dot bad mother f*cker
February 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
part rig dot bad mother f*cker
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❄️Snowy Roads Tonight – Drive Safely❄️
Our crews are working overnight to clear main roads, bridges, and steep hills.
Keep your distance from plow trucks and use extreme caution if you must travel.
Huge thanks to our team for keeping roads as safe as possible!
Our crews are working overnight to clear main roads, bridges, and steep hills.
Keep your distance from plow trucks and use extreme caution if you must travel.
Huge thanks to our team for keeping roads as safe as possible!
February 1, 2026 at 2:19 AM
❄️Snowy Roads Tonight – Drive Safely❄️
Our crews are working overnight to clear main roads, bridges, and steep hills.
Keep your distance from plow trucks and use extreme caution if you must travel.
Huge thanks to our team for keeping roads as safe as possible!
Our crews are working overnight to clear main roads, bridges, and steep hills.
Keep your distance from plow trucks and use extreme caution if you must travel.
Huge thanks to our team for keeping roads as safe as possible!
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resist like no one is listening
march like you’ve never been hurt
vote like nobody is watching
The Pigs Shall All Die In The Dirt
march like you’ve never been hurt
vote like nobody is watching
The Pigs Shall All Die In The Dirt
January 30, 2026 at 8:09 PM
resist like no one is listening
march like you’ve never been hurt
vote like nobody is watching
The Pigs Shall All Die In The Dirt
march like you’ve never been hurt
vote like nobody is watching
The Pigs Shall All Die In The Dirt
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Over $120K for Women's Foundation of Minnesota's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund. Incredible. Thank you everyone who watched and pitched in to the Goo Crew Smash ICE Friendslopathon.
January 30, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Over $120K for Women's Foundation of Minnesota's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund. Incredible. Thank you everyone who watched and pitched in to the Goo Crew Smash ICE Friendslopathon.
resist like no one is listening
march like you’ve never been hurt
vote like nobody is watching
The Pigs Shall All Die In The Dirt
march like you’ve never been hurt
vote like nobody is watching
The Pigs Shall All Die In The Dirt
January 30, 2026 at 8:09 PM
resist like no one is listening
march like you’ve never been hurt
vote like nobody is watching
The Pigs Shall All Die In The Dirt
march like you’ve never been hurt
vote like nobody is watching
The Pigs Shall All Die In The Dirt
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RISE AND SHINE you spicy snack mix! 🌶️ now get out there and make the corners of the mouth of the world raw & tender! 🥵 cram the haters full of habanero style sesame stix and hide the milk! 🥛 go buy another gun! ✝️ for only through HIM are all things possible!
January 30, 2026 at 1:17 PM
RISE AND SHINE you spicy snack mix! 🌶️ now get out there and make the corners of the mouth of the world raw & tender! 🥵 cram the haters full of habanero style sesame stix and hide the milk! 🥛 go buy another gun! ✝️ for only through HIM are all things possible!
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you have given birth to a million dons lemon
January 30, 2026 at 2:12 PM
you have given birth to a million dons lemon
oh so he’s like a dumb guy
January 30, 2026 at 2:21 PM
oh so he’s like a dumb guy
RISE AND SHINE you spicy snack mix! 🌶️ now get out there and make the corners of the mouth of the world raw & tender! 🥵 cram the haters full of habanero style sesame stix and hide the milk! 🥛 go buy another gun! ✝️ for only through HIM are all things possible!
January 30, 2026 at 1:17 PM
RISE AND SHINE you spicy snack mix! 🌶️ now get out there and make the corners of the mouth of the world raw & tender! 🥵 cram the haters full of habanero style sesame stix and hide the milk! 🥛 go buy another gun! ✝️ for only through HIM are all things possible!
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Proud to announce that I'm starting a new role as Director of K-8 Engagement at DraftKings! I'll help bring DraftKings into the classroom: our DraftKids initiative will connect players, fans, and parents with the opportunity to participate in a $40B youth sports market —and support their classmates!
January 30, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Proud to announce that I'm starting a new role as Director of K-8 Engagement at DraftKings! I'll help bring DraftKings into the classroom: our DraftKids initiative will connect players, fans, and parents with the opportunity to participate in a $40B youth sports market —and support their classmates!
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come and give! laugh! stick it to ‘em!
Goo Crew is raising money tomorrow for Women's Foundation of Minnesota. Multiplayer friendslop games all day long across multiple streams, I'll be live 4pm eastern on my channel, find us all the rest of the day at twitch.tv/team/goocrew
January 29, 2026 at 8:30 PM
come and give! laugh! stick it to ‘em!
I dunno chris it seems like you actually could tell us that. seems like you’re kinda uniquely qualified to tell us how much doubt was directed and how much pressure was put, and by whom. first and last names even
I cannot tell you how much doubt was consistently directed at the Gaza Health Ministry’s casualty numbers and how much pressure was put on news organizations to couch those numbers as unreliable.
Biden himself said they were fabricated!
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
Biden himself said they were fabricated!
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
IDF accepts Gaza Health Ministry death toll of over 71,000 Palestinians killed in the war
Although Many International Experts Have Accepted the Health Ministry's Data as Reliable, and Even Conservative Relative to the True Death Toll, Israel Had Refused to Accept the Health Ministry's Coun...
www.haaretz.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I dunno chris it seems like you actually could tell us that. seems like you’re kinda uniquely qualified to tell us how much doubt was directed and how much pressure was put, and by whom. first and last names even
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LET US THROW THE MUSTY BITCH CHUCK SCHUMER INTO THE POND AND BE DONE WITH IT
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
LET US THROW THE MUSTY BITCH CHUCK SCHUMER INTO THE POND AND BE DONE WITH IT
shut the fuck up nerds
From the Editorial Board: A trip to the United Center often means a chance to see world-class athletes and some of the biggest names in music. More than enough to buzz about, without the aid of cannabis at what is after all a family venue.
Editorial: We’re not buzzing about THC beverages being sold at the United Center
A trip to the United Center often means a chance to see world-class athletes — the 1990s Bulls, the 2010s Chicago Blackhawks. It’s played host to some of the biggest names in music, from Bruce Spri…
trib.al
January 28, 2026 at 7:37 PM
shut the fuck up nerds
but these are all copes, for another ring was made
January 27, 2026 at 6:03 PM
but these are all copes, for another ring was made
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go ahead and crack open a hole wide enough for 6-7 big boys plus tactical gear. maybe a lil wooden shoving platform
“We are starting to build a huge ICE OUT sign on Lake Nokomis [in Mpls.] 100 foot letters for MSP flights to see. By day snow letters, by night we’ll light w/ candles in white paper bags
Send this widely.
Tonight will get it outlined. Tomorrow night we’ll light it up and keep it going all week.“
Send this widely.
Tonight will get it outlined. Tomorrow night we’ll light it up and keep it going all week.“
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 AM
go ahead and crack open a hole wide enough for 6-7 big boys plus tactical gear. maybe a lil wooden shoving platform
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kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. anyway whats your favorite metallica album, mine is kill ‘em a
January 7, 2026 at 8:06 PM
kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. anyway whats your favorite metallica album, mine is kill ‘em a
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Benito and friends at the gas station, their feet in the air
January 25, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Benito and friends at the gas station, their feet in the air