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Allow me to memesplain it to you.
Pinned
Today, tomorrow, yesterday - it's all the same.
Of course @mayorbowser.dc.gov is thrilled about this; she loves giving away our tax dollars to billionaires for their silly hobbies.
Trump orders up IndyCar race on the streets of Washington for 'America250 Grand Prix' www.nbcnews.com/sports/auto-...
Trump orders up IndyCar race on the streets of Washington for 'America250 Grand Prix' www.nbcnews.com/sports/auto-...
Trump orders up IndyCar race on the streets of Washington for 'America250 Grand Prix'
IndyCar is on board. Trump signed an executive order Friday instructing his administration to launch the race in August with D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser, who said she's "thrilled" about it.
www.nbcnews.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Of course @mayorbowser.dc.gov is thrilled about this; she loves giving away our tax dollars to billionaires for their silly hobbies.
Trump orders up IndyCar race on the streets of Washington for 'America250 Grand Prix' www.nbcnews.com/sports/auto-...
Trump orders up IndyCar race on the streets of Washington for 'America250 Grand Prix' www.nbcnews.com/sports/auto-...
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Well well well. Looks like they were correct. They just lied about who it was.
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Well well well. Looks like they were correct. They just lied about who it was.
Send Help was more entertaining and satisfying than I thought it would be. I recommend.
February 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Send Help was more entertaining and satisfying than I thought it would be. I recommend.
Vamos!
People laughed at my body hair investigative reporting, but here we are 🤷🏽♂️😉🙌🏽
Carlos Alcaraz wins AO2026
Carlos Alcaraz wins AO2026
February 1, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Vamos!
Today in Have The Day You Voted For: Trump's Big Beautiful Bill f*cks Alabama.
www.alternet.org/trump-hurt-r...
www.alternet.org/trump-hurt-r...
Deep red state discovers new $200 million annual bill — courtesy of Trump
Alabama Media Group reports state legislators are discovering a nasty new bill courtesy of President Donald Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” this week as the Alabama legislative session is underway.“It’s ...
www.alternet.org
January 30, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Today in Have The Day You Voted For: Trump's Big Beautiful Bill f*cks Alabama.
www.alternet.org/trump-hurt-r...
www.alternet.org/trump-hurt-r...
It's virtually impossible to fire a cop, no matter how many laws he breaks. Thank a police union!
washingtoncitypaper.com/article/7781...
washingtoncitypaper.com/article/7781...
Termination of Officer Who Drove Drunk in His Take-Home Cruiser Reversed By Administrative Judge
In body cam footage, Officer John Bewley is seen slurring his words, mocking fellow officers, interfering with his fiancee’s arrest, and resisting arrest.
washingtoncitypaper.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:04 PM
It's virtually impossible to fire a cop, no matter how many laws he breaks. Thank a police union!
washingtoncitypaper.com/article/7781...
washingtoncitypaper.com/article/7781...
Someone is the most excited for Whiskey Friday.
January 28, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Someone is the most excited for Whiskey Friday.
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JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
No one tell Fox News. They'll have nothing to scream at you about. #crime #Baltimore
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
The Great Crime Decline Is Happening All Across the Country
Even cities with understaffed police departments have made record gains.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM
No one tell Fox News. They'll have nothing to scream at you about. #crime #Baltimore
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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Someone tell RFK Jr. that it's time for another swim in Rock Creek Park.
Massive sewage spill flowing into Potomac River upstream from Washington.
apnews.com/article/sewa...
Massive sewage spill flowing into Potomac River upstream from Washington.
apnews.com/article/sewa...
Massive sewage spill flowing into Potomac River upstream from Washington
A massive pipe rupture has sent sewage spilling into the Potomac River. The spill of about 40 million gallons of sewage a day is turning part of the river gray upriver of Washington, D.C.
apnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Someone tell RFK Jr. that it's time for another swim in Rock Creek Park.
Massive sewage spill flowing into Potomac River upstream from Washington.
apnews.com/article/sewa...
Massive sewage spill flowing into Potomac River upstream from Washington.
apnews.com/article/sewa...
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Cartoon by Adam Zyglis
January 27, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Cartoon by Adam Zyglis
Someone tell RFK Jr. that it's time for another swim in Rock Creek Park.
Massive sewage spill flowing into Potomac River upstream from Washington.
apnews.com/article/sewa...
Massive sewage spill flowing into Potomac River upstream from Washington.
apnews.com/article/sewa...
Massive sewage spill flowing into Potomac River upstream from Washington
A massive pipe rupture has sent sewage spilling into the Potomac River. The spill of about 40 million gallons of sewage a day is turning part of the river gray upriver of Washington, D.C.
apnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Someone tell RFK Jr. that it's time for another swim in Rock Creek Park.
Massive sewage spill flowing into Potomac River upstream from Washington.
apnews.com/article/sewa...
Massive sewage spill flowing into Potomac River upstream from Washington.
apnews.com/article/sewa...
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I know it's hard to track all the threats to democracy out there right now, but this is at the top of the list.
January 26, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I know it's hard to track all the threats to democracy out there right now, but this is at the top of the list.
As good as Tom Brady was as a player is as bad as he is an announcer. If he talks about the 1, 2, and 3 balls again, I'm going to scream. #NFL
January 26, 2026 at 12:12 AM
As good as Tom Brady was as a player is as bad as he is an announcer. If he talks about the 1, 2, and 3 balls again, I'm going to scream. #NFL
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It's time for a truly massive general strike. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/sunday-thought-enough
January 25, 2026 at 3:12 PM
It's time for a truly massive general strike. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/sunday-thought-enough
This snow storm could have been an email. #snowmageddon
January 25, 2026 at 6:03 PM
This snow storm could have been an email. #snowmageddon
Welcome to end-stage capitalism. And the rise of fascist oligarchs.
January 22, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Welcome to end-stage capitalism. And the rise of fascist oligarchs.
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the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
