Todd Halfpenny
@toddhalfpenny.com
Salesforce MVP, WordPress.
LondonsCalling.net Organiser, London Salesforce Dev Group lead.
Tech Architect MobileCaddy.net + Caddify.com.
Founder shirtforce.bsky.social.
#LifeWithGoldie
LondonsCalling.net Organiser, London Salesforce Dev Group lead.
Tech Architect MobileCaddy.net + Caddify.com.
Founder shirtforce.bsky.social.
#LifeWithGoldie
A happy coincidence... it seems my fit-watch-thingy counts steps when I drum.
I shall be making sure I'm wearing it for all drum-sessions in the future.
I shall be making sure I'm wearing it for all drum-sessions in the future.
February 5, 2026 at 1:35 PM
A happy coincidence... it seems my fit-watch-thingy counts steps when I drum.
I shall be making sure I'm wearing it for all drum-sessions in the future.
I shall be making sure I'm wearing it for all drum-sessions in the future.
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inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me
for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment
for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment
February 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
After all the nurturing yesterday, I ended up forgetting about my bread and it over-proved.
It's a little flatter than I wanted, but isn't dense, and most of all... It tastes amazing!
It's a little flatter than I wanted, but isn't dense, and most of all... It tastes amazing!
a man is smelling a loaf of bread with the words bread will always be there for you below him .
ALT: a man is smelling a loaf of bread with the words bread will always be there for you below him .
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:34 AM
After all the nurturing yesterday, I ended up forgetting about my bread and it over-proved.
It's a little flatter than I wanted, but isn't dense, and most of all... It tastes amazing!
It's a little flatter than I wanted, but isn't dense, and most of all... It tastes amazing!
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Roses are #FF0000,
Violets are #0000FF,
Write us a poem,
And there might be a free t-shirt for you.
Write us a little ditty for Valentines day and you’ll be entered into a prize draw to win a free #shirtforce t-shirt.
See our tees shirtforce.org
#salesforce #techHumour #geek #swag #trailblazer
Violets are #0000FF,
Write us a poem,
And there might be a free t-shirt for you.
Write us a little ditty for Valentines day and you’ll be entered into a prize draw to win a free #shirtforce t-shirt.
See our tees shirtforce.org
#salesforce #techHumour #geek #swag #trailblazer
February 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Roses are #FF0000,
Violets are #0000FF,
Write us a poem,
And there might be a free t-shirt for you.
Write us a little ditty for Valentines day and you’ll be entered into a prize draw to win a free #shirtforce t-shirt.
See our tees shirtforce.org
#salesforce #techHumour #geek #swag #trailblazer
Violets are #0000FF,
Write us a poem,
And there might be a free t-shirt for you.
Write us a little ditty for Valentines day and you’ll be entered into a prize draw to win a free #shirtforce t-shirt.
See our tees shirtforce.org
#salesforce #techHumour #geek #swag #trailblazer
It's Bring your Child to Work day... this is John Dough. He's a few hours old, and I hope he's going to be delicious.
February 3, 2026 at 10:04 AM
It's Bring your Child to Work day... this is John Dough. He's a few hours old, and I hope he's going to be delicious.
I _might_ head down to the local open-mic night tomorrow.
And I _might_ have just been practicing Gay Bar on the drums... just in case they have an electric kit again.
And I _might_ have just been practicing Gay Bar on the drums... just in case they have an electric kit again.
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I _might_ head down to the local open-mic night tomorrow.
And I _might_ have just been practicing Gay Bar on the drums... just in case they have an electric kit again.
And I _might_ have just been practicing Gay Bar on the drums... just in case they have an electric kit again.
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Amazing revelation about the creator of the popular girl undressing app - Elon Musk had more extensive ties to Epstein than previously known, emails show
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Elon Musk had more extensive ties to Epstein than previously known, emails show
Newly released files from DoJ show the pair making plans in 2012 and 2013 for the Tesla CEO to visit Epstein’s island
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Amazing revelation about the creator of the popular girl undressing app - Elon Musk had more extensive ties to Epstein than previously known, emails show
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
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"My session," he thought, "is too small,
I surely can’t speak in the hall."
But the crowd gave a cheer, Looking forward to hear,
How he governed the limits once and for all!
I surely can’t speak in the hall."
But the crowd gave a cheer, Looking forward to hear,
How he governed the limits once and for all!
January 30, 2026 at 7:00 AM
"My session," he thought, "is too small,
I surely can’t speak in the hall."
But the crowd gave a cheer, Looking forward to hear,
How he governed the limits once and for all!
I surely can’t speak in the hall."
But the crowd gave a cheer, Looking forward to hear,
How he governed the limits once and for all!
It's time for my favourite meet outside of the @londevsfdc.bsky.social one... It's @lonsfwit.bsky.social time.
It's a packed house, as usual, and @louiselockie.com is giving us the usual warm welcome.
Thanks to Computer Futures for hosting us.
#wit #Salesforce #trailblazerCommunity
It's a packed house, as usual, and @louiselockie.com is giving us the usual warm welcome.
Thanks to Computer Futures for hosting us.
#wit #Salesforce #trailblazerCommunity
January 29, 2026 at 6:52 PM
It's time for my favourite meet outside of the @londevsfdc.bsky.social one... It's @lonsfwit.bsky.social time.
It's a packed house, as usual, and @louiselockie.com is giving us the usual warm welcome.
Thanks to Computer Futures for hosting us.
#wit #Salesforce #trailblazerCommunity
It's a packed house, as usual, and @louiselockie.com is giving us the usual warm welcome.
Thanks to Computer Futures for hosting us.
#wit #Salesforce #trailblazerCommunity
Just had a slip of the tongue when letting my missus know about a news item... I said "Suella's deformed to reject".
She knew what I meant.
She knew what I meant.
January 26, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Just had a slip of the tongue when letting my missus know about a news item... I said "Suella's deformed to reject".
She knew what I meant.
She knew what I meant.
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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The BBC News summary of Minnesota is *worse* than both-siding.
It says there are 'conflicting accounts'.
But only states *one* of them - that ICE agents fired 'defensive shots'.
Nothing about the *other* account - that ICE agents murdered him.
It says there are 'conflicting accounts'.
But only states *one* of them - that ICE agents fired 'defensive shots'.
Nothing about the *other* account - that ICE agents murdered him.
January 25, 2026 at 7:40 AM
The BBC News summary of Minnesota is *worse* than both-siding.
It says there are 'conflicting accounts'.
But only states *one* of them - that ICE agents fired 'defensive shots'.
Nothing about the *other* account - that ICE agents murdered him.
It says there are 'conflicting accounts'.
But only states *one* of them - that ICE agents fired 'defensive shots'.
Nothing about the *other* account - that ICE agents murdered him.
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A BA had a scope that was wide,
With nowhere for errors to hide.
She mapped out the flow,
So the project could go,
And presented it purely with pride!
With nowhere for errors to hide.
She mapped out the flow,
So the project could go,
And presented it purely with pride!
January 25, 2026 at 9:00 AM
A BA had a scope that was wide,
With nowhere for errors to hide.
She mapped out the flow,
So the project could go,
And presented it purely with pride!
With nowhere for errors to hide.
She mapped out the flow,
So the project could go,
And presented it purely with pride!
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Yay, my newest @shirtforce.org tee has arrived. I only just realised how perfectly it ties in with the book I’m currently reading, kindly recommended (and lent to me) by @johnmatthews1947.bsky.social.
January 23, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Yay, my newest @shirtforce.org tee has arrived. I only just realised how perfectly it ties in with the book I’m currently reading, kindly recommended (and lent to me) by @johnmatthews1947.bsky.social.
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January 22, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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Or, indeed, at all.
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Or, indeed, at all.
These things are getting tougher and tougher... do you think you'd be able to solve this?
#salesforce #crmAnalytics
#salesforce #crmAnalytics
January 22, 2026 at 9:31 AM
These things are getting tougher and tougher... do you think you'd be able to solve this?
#salesforce #crmAnalytics
#salesforce #crmAnalytics
Our 2nd presenter tonight is a @londevsfdc.bsky.social regular attendee Sham... and he's losing his public-speaking-cherry with us... we're loving it!
He's gonna talk to us all about branding your org.
He's gonna talk to us all about branding your org.
January 21, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Our 2nd presenter tonight is a @londevsfdc.bsky.social regular attendee Sham... and he's losing his public-speaking-cherry with us... we're loving it!
He's gonna talk to us all about branding your org.
He's gonna talk to us all about branding your org.
We're off to a great start at tonight's @londevsfdc.bsky.social meet.
So great to see our community back together, and even more so to meet a whole load of new attendees.
And it's standing room only for our first speaker of the evening, Paul Kissick, talking about translating Data360.
So great to see our community back together, and even more so to meet a whole load of new attendees.
And it's standing room only for our first speaker of the evening, Paul Kissick, talking about translating Data360.
January 21, 2026 at 7:17 PM
We're off to a great start at tonight's @londevsfdc.bsky.social meet.
So great to see our community back together, and even more so to meet a whole load of new attendees.
And it's standing room only for our first speaker of the evening, Paul Kissick, talking about translating Data360.
So great to see our community back together, and even more so to meet a whole load of new attendees.
And it's standing room only for our first speaker of the evening, Paul Kissick, talking about translating Data360.
The period between the last @londevsfdc.bsky.social meet of the year, and the first in January always feels sooooo long, and I'm pleased it's over.
Tonight we hear from Paul Kissick + Sham Haque on what developers need to know about translating Data 360, using Salesforce CMS and branding your org.
Tonight we hear from Paul Kissick + Sham Haque on what developers need to know about translating Data 360, using Salesforce CMS and branding your org.
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The period between the last @londevsfdc.bsky.social meet of the year, and the first in January always feels sooooo long, and I'm pleased it's over.
Tonight we hear from Paul Kissick + Sham Haque on what developers need to know about translating Data 360, using Salesforce CMS and branding your org.
Tonight we hear from Paul Kissick + Sham Haque on what developers need to know about translating Data 360, using Salesforce CMS and branding your org.
Oh My!
Do you know what? I don't own a single tee that appears on the 1st page of the @shirtforce.org store... not 1!
I mean I have bought eleven from the 2nd page... but still.
Do you know what? I don't own a single tee that appears on the 1st page of the @shirtforce.org store... not 1!
I mean I have bought eleven from the 2nd page... but still.
January 20, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Oh My!
Do you know what? I don't own a single tee that appears on the 1st page of the @shirtforce.org store... not 1!
I mean I have bought eleven from the 2nd page... but still.
Do you know what? I don't own a single tee that appears on the 1st page of the @shirtforce.org store... not 1!
I mean I have bought eleven from the 2nd page... but still.
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You can pick one in red,
or pick one in blue,
Or write us a poem,
And a #Shirtforce t-shirt could make its way to you.
Ever wanted to tell that special someone that they’re the silver lining to your cloud, or that you want them to be YOUR #awesomeAdmin? Now is the time to get a tee for you or them.
or pick one in blue,
Or write us a poem,
And a #Shirtforce t-shirt could make its way to you.
Ever wanted to tell that special someone that they’re the silver lining to your cloud, or that you want them to be YOUR #awesomeAdmin? Now is the time to get a tee for you or them.
January 20, 2026 at 10:20 AM
You can pick one in red,
or pick one in blue,
Or write us a poem,
And a #Shirtforce t-shirt could make its way to you.
Ever wanted to tell that special someone that they’re the silver lining to your cloud, or that you want them to be YOUR #awesomeAdmin? Now is the time to get a tee for you or them.
or pick one in blue,
Or write us a poem,
And a #Shirtforce t-shirt could make its way to you.
Ever wanted to tell that special someone that they’re the silver lining to your cloud, or that you want them to be YOUR #awesomeAdmin? Now is the time to get a tee for you or them.
