Tom
@tomajbritten.bsky.social
Caddie at JCB Golf and Country Club, aspiring golf sicko.
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Tom
@tomajbritten.bsky.social
· Sep 8
Left to Right #13: Arran
The best value golf on the planet?
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Left to Right #13: Arran
An island we will relish returning to with haste.
#golf #arran #visitarran
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An island we will relish returning to with haste.
#golf #arran #visitarran
buttondown.com/lefttoright/archive/left-to-right-13-arran
Forecasted snowfall in the shadow of the Peaks, livid
January 4, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Forecasted snowfall in the shadow of the Peaks, livid
Last nap window of the holidays, don't sleep on it.
January 4, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Last nap window of the holidays, don't sleep on it.
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FYI: New Year resolutions don't begin until Monday Jan 5. You're allowed to maintain your bad habits for the rest of the weekend. I don't make the rules (actually, I did make this one, but my vow to stop making arbitrary rules doesn't kick in till Monday).
January 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
FYI: New Year resolutions don't begin until Monday Jan 5. You're allowed to maintain your bad habits for the rest of the weekend. I don't make the rules (actually, I did make this one, but my vow to stop making arbitrary rules doesn't kick in till Monday).
I've some snacking beef at the back of the fridge that's still good I reckon
Happy New Year it is time to throw the leftover turkey away. See also that cream you keep sniffing and if you're not using that ham today it's done. This has been a PSA.
January 1, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I've some snacking beef at the back of the fridge that's still good I reckon
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The real question is do I want to go downstairs and have a little more prime rib.
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The real question is do I want to go downstairs and have a little more prime rib.
Klaus. Peerless Christmas movie. Get it watched if you've not.
December 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Klaus. Peerless Christmas movie. Get it watched if you've not.
The boy turned 13 yesterday so I can officially announce that it is now Christmas. Sherry, Niles? 🎅
I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
December 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
The boy turned 13 yesterday so I can officially announce that it is now Christmas. Sherry, Niles? 🎅
One of the worst goals I've ever seen
December 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
One of the worst goals I've ever seen
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I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
December 18, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
It was class, exceeded expectations
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It was class, exceeded expectations
Debut Padel session later for Fraser's birthday 🎾
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Debut Padel session later for Fraser's birthday 🎾
Rich, Italian, and still looks terrible in a suit. What a cunt Gianni Infantino is.
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Rich, Italian, and still looks terrible in a suit. What a cunt Gianni Infantino is.
Tremendous finish from Dalot there
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Tremendous finish from Dalot there
Had to factory reset my phone remotely as a last resort having suddenly and repeatedly not been able to get my lock screen pattern correct. I just.. forgot it. Gone.
Next day call with the bank hammered home the feeling of being old.
I do not and cannot recommend it. Back up your phone.
Next day call with the bank hammered home the feeling of being old.
I do not and cannot recommend it. Back up your phone.
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Had to factory reset my phone remotely as a last resort having suddenly and repeatedly not been able to get my lock screen pattern correct. I just.. forgot it. Gone.
Next day call with the bank hammered home the feeling of being old.
I do not and cannot recommend it. Back up your phone.
Next day call with the bank hammered home the feeling of being old.
I do not and cannot recommend it. Back up your phone.
And an Eric Cantona 🌲
United! United!
United! United!
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
And an Eric Cantona 🌲
United! United!
United! United!
JCB is the Goldilocks of golf courses: slightly too wet or too cold and it's closed.
Ideal winter golf conditions this afternoon again. Yesterday was surprisingly good at home, temperatures have firmed the fairways.
Not played for two weeks and it was like, ah yes, I remember why I love it.
Ideal winter golf conditions this afternoon again. Yesterday was surprisingly good at home, temperatures have firmed the fairways.
Not played for two weeks and it was like, ah yes, I remember why I love it.
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
JCB is the Goldilocks of golf courses: slightly too wet or too cold and it's closed.
Ideal winter golf conditions this afternoon again. Yesterday was surprisingly good at home, temperatures have firmed the fairways.
Not played for two weeks and it was like, ah yes, I remember why I love it.
Ideal winter golf conditions this afternoon again. Yesterday was surprisingly good at home, temperatures have firmed the fairways.
Not played for two weeks and it was like, ah yes, I remember why I love it.