Tom
@tomajbritten.bsky.social
Caddie at JCB Golf and Country Club, aspiring golf sicko.
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Tom
@tomajbritten.bsky.social
· Sep 8
Left to Right #13: Arran
The best value golf on the planet?
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Left to Right #13: Arran
An island we will relish returning to with haste.
#golf #arran #visitarran
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An island we will relish returning to with haste.
#golf #arran #visitarran
buttondown.com/lefttoright/archive/left-to-right-13-arran
Got a Christmas tingle, but also fuck Christmas.
November 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Got a Christmas tingle, but also fuck Christmas.
Cliché bingo today. If I hear "trees are 90% air" one more time I stg.
Did enjoy saying "well out" when a guy skied his drive barely off the tee. Gotta give a bit back. Went down well. Thanks to Scouse Kyle in the shed prior for that one, much obliged.
Did enjoy saying "well out" when a guy skied his drive barely off the tee. Gotta give a bit back. Went down well. Thanks to Scouse Kyle in the shed prior for that one, much obliged.
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Cliché bingo today. If I hear "trees are 90% air" one more time I stg.
Did enjoy saying "well out" when a guy skied his drive barely off the tee. Gotta give a bit back. Went down well. Thanks to Scouse Kyle in the shed prior for that one, much obliged.
Did enjoy saying "well out" when a guy skied his drive barely off the tee. Gotta give a bit back. Went down well. Thanks to Scouse Kyle in the shed prior for that one, much obliged.
Hilarious. Great television.
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hilarious. Great television.
Would be great though, Joe
Buzzing that Joe has got it eventually. #thetraitors 🪙
November 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Would be great though, Joe
Looking forward to seeing Cat Burns win tonight
November 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Looking forward to seeing Cat Burns win tonight
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I feel we should have got beyond fireworks as a species. Flashy lights and bangs in the air? Grow, up everyone.
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I feel we should have got beyond fireworks as a species. Flashy lights and bangs in the air? Grow, up everyone.
Passed my driving test four years ago today, easy one to remember 🎇🎆🎇
Braced for bad news - six month wait for another in '21 🦠 - then told I got three minors.
Now mobile, started playing golf again the following spring, three and a half years ago.
Steep trajectory since. 🚀
Braced for bad news - six month wait for another in '21 🦠 - then told I got three minors.
Now mobile, started playing golf again the following spring, three and a half years ago.
Steep trajectory since. 🚀
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Passed my driving test four years ago today, easy one to remember 🎇🎆🎇
Braced for bad news - six month wait for another in '21 🦠 - then told I got three minors.
Now mobile, started playing golf again the following spring, three and a half years ago.
Steep trajectory since. 🚀
Braced for bad news - six month wait for another in '21 🦠 - then told I got three minors.
Now mobile, started playing golf again the following spring, three and a half years ago.
Steep trajectory since. 🚀
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Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez
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New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
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Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.
Clayton Blackmore: surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.
Decent golfer too.
Decent golfer too.
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Clayton Blackmore: surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.
Decent golfer too.
Decent golfer too.
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microplastics is such a bottom tier generational poison they used to put hard drugs in the sodapop
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
microplastics is such a bottom tier generational poison they used to put hard drugs in the sodapop
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It’s not ever about the numbers—you can bring insane audience engagement, views, eyeballs to your verticals, shape the conversation in wonderful ways, win awards and on and on
And they still will nuke your job and your entire desk in the name of capital consolidation and kissing the fucking ring
And they still will nuke your job and your entire desk in the name of capital consolidation and kissing the fucking ring
November 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It’s not ever about the numbers—you can bring insane audience engagement, views, eyeballs to your verticals, shape the conversation in wonderful ways, win awards and on and on
And they still will nuke your job and your entire desk in the name of capital consolidation and kissing the fucking ring
And they still will nuke your job and your entire desk in the name of capital consolidation and kissing the fucking ring
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As promised, a longer read:
It was never about the numbers
On trying to work in the dying American news industry
www.wordsaboutwork.news
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
As promised, a longer read:
Fraser went trick or treating round the village on his own last night, dedication, love that for him.
November 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Fraser went trick or treating round the village on his own last night, dedication, love that for him.
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My entry in the Trump ballroom discourse.
It’s a monument to Trump’s insecurities, a symbol of our descent into authoritarianism, and a gaudy bribery palace all in one. Read at @liberalcurrents.com
www.liberalcurrents.com/trump-loeil-...
It’s a monument to Trump’s insecurities, a symbol of our descent into authoritarianism, and a gaudy bribery palace all in one. Read at @liberalcurrents.com
www.liberalcurrents.com/trump-loeil-...
Trump L’œil: The White House Ballroom, MAGA Aesthetics, and the Meanings of Trump’s Newest Building Project
Trump, the tacky and chronically bankrupt real estate developer, and Hitler, the failed artist who was too bad at math to try his hand at architecture school, are alike in at least these ways. A love ...
www.liberalcurrents.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My entry in the Trump ballroom discourse.
It’s a monument to Trump’s insecurities, a symbol of our descent into authoritarianism, and a gaudy bribery palace all in one. Read at @liberalcurrents.com
www.liberalcurrents.com/trump-loeil-...
It’s a monument to Trump’s insecurities, a symbol of our descent into authoritarianism, and a gaudy bribery palace all in one. Read at @liberalcurrents.com
www.liberalcurrents.com/trump-loeil-...
David has no business being in the final #thetraitors
October 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
David has no business being in the final #thetraitors
Buzzing that Joe has got it eventually. #thetraitors 🪙
October 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Buzzing that Joe has got it eventually. #thetraitors 🪙
If not now, when. She's played that perfectly 🐈 #thetraitors
October 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If not now, when. She's played that perfectly 🐈 #thetraitors
Went to a big Waitrose ravenous straight from work, big mistake 💰
October 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Went to a big Waitrose ravenous straight from work, big mistake 💰
I've never owned a Facebook account so don't underestimate my pettiness in avoiding using AI
October 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I've never owned a Facebook account so don't underestimate my pettiness in avoiding using AI
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Further thoughts on social media stopping being like the pub, and the hollow weirdness of it all.
open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...
open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...
This is not my beautiful pub...
The strangeness of social media as it stops being a social hub.
open.substack.com
October 27, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Further thoughts on social media stopping being like the pub, and the hollow weirdness of it all.
open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...
open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...
Required reading ⤵️
NEW: The cleavage shot no UK tabloid will print.
If you want to understand how truly ignorant and absent the British media is on Russian interference, read on.
A Kremlin spy scandal, a trove of bikini shots....and still nothing but tumbleweed.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
If you want to understand how truly ignorant and absent the British media is on Russian interference, read on.
A Kremlin spy scandal, a trove of bikini shots....and still nothing but tumbleweed.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
The cleavage shot no UK tabloid will print
Want to understand how deeply weird the British press is on the subject of Russian interference? I have a bikini shot to show you...
open.substack.com
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Required reading ⤵️