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Tom Beasley
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Stationary words about moving pictures. Freelance film critic/journo. London Critics member. Editor @ https://www.voicemag.uk/. Host of a Waterloo Road podcast. 'Beta nerd' apparently. (he/him)

Portfolio: http://tomjbeasley.wordpress.com/
What a fucking football team. We're going up! 🩵 #PUSB
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The most fascinating character in #wrestling today is @hangmanpage.bsky.social so I wrote all about his unique take on in-ring masculinity. www.voicemag.uk/blog/15916/h...
Man Down: How AEW's Hangman Page is changing wrestling masculinity
As part of our ongoing series on masculinity, we examine the rise of All Elite Wrestling's men's world champion Hangman Adam Page as he prepares to defend his title at Full Gear. He's not your ordinar...
www.voicemag.uk
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Five days deep into sleep training twins. Nothing I've ever done is even close to as hard as this. 😅
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I wrote about why millennials love Ron Howard's take on The Grinch so much. Always fun to dive into this film. uk.movies.yahoo.com/grinch-jim-c...
Why the 'dank, eerie, weird' Grinch movie became a millennial Christmas classic
Jim Carrey's lime-hued misanthrope has become one of the defining icons of Christmas for millennials. How did The Grinch strike such a chord for a generation?
uk.movies.yahoo.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Reposted by Tom Beasley
I do not want to “Do my own research.” I want to pay trained accredited experts to do the research, trained accredited experts to report on findings, and trained accredited experts to make policy based on them.

I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just to show how far behind the pop culture curve having newborn babies puts you...

K-Pop Demon Hunters is good, innit?
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It's completely insane that Trump will face absolutely zero consequences from this, just like he has for every other bombshell.
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I think the Liverpool goal should have been allowed, but this stuff is very weird to me.

Yes, Sky Sports, making the first call on an offside is literally the main job of an assistant referee. It's why they have a big, colourful flag to lift. Not a conspiracy.

www.skysports.com/football/new...
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The James Bond story about not being able to work out how to resurrect him is fascinating. Shows how much of a sea change we've had in terms of franchises. You could've killed Bond in the 60s and nobody would've cared when he showed up with a new face. Now everything has to make sense in-universe.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
When do babies sleep? Asking for a friend.
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Turns out that parenting involves watching a film about onrushing nuclear armageddon in the early hours of the morning. Who knew?

Oh, House of Dynamite is fantastic btw.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Two separate products seem to think that a fictional creature is one of the 26 most important animals my children should know. 😂 And one of them went to the trouble of finding "xene" and "vicuna".
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I wrote about the brilliant #CelebrityTraitors final and why I'm not convinced "playing a good game" actually matters. www.voicemag.uk/blog/15858/c...
The Celebrity Traitors final shattered the 'play a good game' myth
The conclusion of Celebrity Traitors gave us a killer final twist, but did the winner actually play a good game this time around?
www.voicemag.uk
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Absolutely insane result to #CelebrityTraitors. What a show.
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Avenue Q was the first show I ever saw in the West End and I retain a real soft spot for its cavalcade of puppet filth. Very much hope I get chance to see the new run. If I start at Avenue A now, maybe I'll make it in time...
Musical comedy Avenue Q is to return to the West End 20 years after it first played there, with a limited run scheduled at the Shaftesbury Theatre next year.

Read more 👉 www.thestage.co.uk/news/pro...
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Coca-Cola has replaced its traditional Christmas advert with an AI-generated nightmare, and it has made me very sad indeed. www.voicemag.uk/blog/15852/c...
Coca-Cola's monstrous AI advert is the absolute opposite of Christmas
Coca-Cola has once again delivered an AI-generated version of its famous Christmas advert. Is there anything less festive than that?
www.voicemag.uk
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
That feels like a huge result. Deserved to be behind at half time, but came out as a totally different team in the second half and showed real character to get the three points. #PUSB
November 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Nothing says Christmas cheer like the truly horrifying, dead-eyed sloth in the new Coca-Cola AI ad. 'Tis the season!
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Reposted by Tom Beasley
I love their films but A24 is simply an impractically small paper size
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Oh god I loved Bugonia. What a film.
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Always fun when the culture secretary doesn't seem to actually know anything about culture.
Hi Lisa Nandy! I’m a BAFTA winner from a small town. Instead of asinine questions like this, why not tell us how we can continue to make a living in the eviscerated creative sector over which you notionally preside?
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The fact that new Tom Daley knitting show is called Game of Wool bothers me because it sounds like it ought to be a pun, but it isn't really a pun on anything. Stitch Perfect was right there.
October 31, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Most things are reasonably fair game as far as I'm concerned until the moment the BBFC black card comes up. At that point, phones away, stop chattering, and enjoy the film.

This is not difficult.
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Reposted by Tom Beasley
Increasingly convinced that we are living through the decline of mass literacy and cringe as it is, we all need to get into publicly celebrating reading books as much as possible.
October 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I loved writing this 20th anniversary tribute to the terrifying genius of #TheDescent over at @yahoo.bsky.social.

Thanks to Berkeley Square Barbarian, Josh Saco from @miskatonicihs.bsky.social, and Rostam Namaghi from British Caving Association for your help!

uk.movies.yahoo.com/the-descent-...
How the scariest British movie ever made us all afraid of the dark
Neil Marshall's cave-exploring horror movie The Descent retains its bone-chilling power even 20 years on. It's back in UK cinemas to terrorise us all again.
uk.movies.yahoo.com
October 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM