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Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Nov 25

ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.

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Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · 9d

I watch cinema the way it’s intended through a pair of binoculars into my neighbor, Frank “the suckers” curtain-less windows.

Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Sep 7

I get it now. Trump doesn’t love eating McDonald’s, he’s an FBI Informant tasked in taking down the Hamburglar.

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Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Aug 27

Your English teacher and Gym teacher are getting married!

Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Jul 30

BREAKING NEW: Trump considering pardoning the remains of Jeffery Dahmer, claiming the guy was just hungry

Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Jul 21

Debating on how many henchmen is too many henchmen

Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Mar 13

ME: One day the bee’s will unite and take over world.

Caricature artist: Okay, cool. Here’s the drawing of you riding a unicycle you wanted.

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Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Mar 12

When the edible hits

Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Mar 12

Hangin’ out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride

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Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Mar 4

My dad says you guys gotta let me play too!

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Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Feb 20

Listen kid you wanna make it in the mime biz you better stop speaking up, and start thinking inside the box.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · Feb 17

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

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Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Feb 17

Sorry, Adam someone did it better

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Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Feb 4

Nothing surprises me anymore. (A slight change in my daily routine) WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!

Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Feb 4

My kids 2 minutes before we have to leave the house

Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Jan 21

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Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Jan 17

I’m gettin swole this year, gonna stick my head into a beehive.

Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Dec 19

If someone tried to serve me this abomination, I’d throw myself off a roof.

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Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Dec 18

Do you think Dracula ever forgets his coffin is shut and sits up and hits his head?

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Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Dec 13

I don’t just clap when the plane lands, I clap the entire flight.

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Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Dec 13

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with the words and you got yourself a deal below him

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with the words and you got yourself a deal below him

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Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Dec 13

Listen gang I don’t “need” the money but I’ll “take it”

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Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Dec 9

I see what ya did there

Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Dec 9

On your first day of prison go up to the biggest guy and pay him a compliment. It doesn’t cost you anything to be kind.

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cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · Dec 3

[at my funeral]
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!

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