Tommytoughstuff
@tommytoughstuff.bsky.social
Aka Rickyroughguy
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ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.
He’ll have this framed in the Oval Office within a week.
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
He’ll have this framed in the Oval Office within a week.
I watch cinema the way it’s intended through a pair of binoculars into my neighbor, Frank “the suckers” curtain-less windows.
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I watch cinema the way it’s intended through a pair of binoculars into my neighbor, Frank “the suckers” curtain-less windows.
I get it now. Trump doesn’t love eating McDonald’s, he’s an FBI Informant tasked in taking down the Hamburglar.
September 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I get it now. Trump doesn’t love eating McDonald’s, he’s an FBI Informant tasked in taking down the Hamburglar.
Your English teacher and Gym teacher are getting married!
August 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Your English teacher and Gym teacher are getting married!
BREAKING NEW: Trump considering pardoning the remains of Jeffery Dahmer, claiming the guy was just hungry
July 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
BREAKING NEW: Trump considering pardoning the remains of Jeffery Dahmer, claiming the guy was just hungry
Debating on how many henchmen is too many henchmen
July 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Debating on how many henchmen is too many henchmen
ME: One day the bee’s will unite and take over world.
Caricature artist: Okay, cool. Here’s the drawing of you riding a unicycle you wanted.
Caricature artist: Okay, cool. Here’s the drawing of you riding a unicycle you wanted.
March 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
ME: One day the bee’s will unite and take over world.
Caricature artist: Okay, cool. Here’s the drawing of you riding a unicycle you wanted.
Caricature artist: Okay, cool. Here’s the drawing of you riding a unicycle you wanted.
When the edible hits
March 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
When the edible hits
Hangin’ out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride
March 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Hangin’ out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride
My dad says you guys gotta let me play too!
March 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My dad says you guys gotta let me play too!
Listen kid you wanna make it in the mime biz you better stop speaking up, and start thinking inside the box.
February 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Listen kid you wanna make it in the mime biz you better stop speaking up, and start thinking inside the box.
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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
Sorry, Adam someone did it better
February 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Sorry, Adam someone did it better
Nothing surprises me anymore. (A slight change in my daily routine) WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!
February 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Nothing surprises me anymore. (A slight change in my daily routine) WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!
My kids 2 minutes before we have to leave the house
February 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My kids 2 minutes before we have to leave the house
I’m gettin swole this year, gonna stick my head into a beehive.
January 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I’m gettin swole this year, gonna stick my head into a beehive.
If someone tried to serve me this abomination, I’d throw myself off a roof.
December 19, 2024 at 8:11 PM
If someone tried to serve me this abomination, I’d throw myself off a roof.
Do you think Dracula ever forgets his coffin is shut and sits up and hits his head?
December 18, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Do you think Dracula ever forgets his coffin is shut and sits up and hits his head?
I don’t just clap when the plane lands, I clap the entire flight.
December 13, 2024 at 3:15 AM
I don’t just clap when the plane lands, I clap the entire flight.
On your first day of prison go up to the biggest guy and pay him a compliment. It doesn’t cost you anything to be kind.
December 9, 2024 at 12:05 AM
On your first day of prison go up to the biggest guy and pay him a compliment. It doesn’t cost you anything to be kind.
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[at my funeral]
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!
December 3, 2024 at 7:41 PM
[at my funeral]
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!
*Looks around nervously* The steam from my pasta is ungluing my chest hair toupee and the other mafia bosses are taking notice.
December 8, 2024 at 11:33 PM
*Looks around nervously* The steam from my pasta is ungluing my chest hair toupee and the other mafia bosses are taking notice.
KID: I’m a brat!
WILLY WONKA: I am going to have you murdered.
WILLY WONKA: I am going to have you murdered.
December 8, 2024 at 7:47 PM
KID: I’m a brat!
WILLY WONKA: I am going to have you murdered.
WILLY WONKA: I am going to have you murdered.