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Buffoon.
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Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
October 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now

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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.

Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
September 16, 2023 at 10:12 PM
I am not a fan of the music of GM/Wham, but there's no denying he was a good egg and his estate are continuing that.
Last year his estate donated the royalties for Last Christmas to his charity that offers funding for LGBTQIA+ orgs and they said they'd do it again this year. Listen to it loads!
Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 AM
On a work call about nature and hearing all about beaver releases.

Struggling not to make any "career limiting" responses.
a man wearing headphones is sweating while sitting in an airplane .
Alt: a scene from the film Airplane!. A man wearing headphones is sweating while sitting in an airplane .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 AM
This is amazing.
Fantastic research describing a marvellous piece of theatre
Eleven years ago, I wrote to Tom Stoppard to ask about this coup de théâtre from 1949. It took me down an unexpected rabbit hole - in memory of Stoppard, here's what I found.
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Just catching up with the budget coverage in the papers.
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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This is incredible thank you @sesmith.lol here are some shrimp.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Went for a walk and the Red Arrows turned up
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Not very like the real thing eh, @badsquiddogames.bsky.social ?
I saw this on Instagram but it doesn’t give me the recipe
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
You should buy Gail's stuff, it's dead good.
I’m not doing Black Friday this year.
I’d rather be honest with you than try to compete with big brands.
Every purchase genuinely makes a difference to my tiny business.
Shop independent this Christmas.

www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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How I discovered I’m a ghost.
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 AM