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I am but a poor #nufc fan and not the app of the same name!
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Reet lads and lasses, I’m staying in Compiègne, north of Paris and need a decent bar playing the match tomorrow. I realise this is a long shot…

#nufc
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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I’m no expert, and only forming opinions from watching Woltemade play for Germany. But if he points for where he wants the ball, maybe play the ball where he wants it?
#NUFC
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Signed Sandro Tonali boot. Signed in gold.

Available to buy it now @ buff.ly/S8yiuK0

Or from our Ebay store @ buff.ly/SphksOc

#nufc #newcastleunited #sandro #sandrotonali #tonali #toonarmy
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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No Neave for the under 21s tonight. Not heard of any injury 👀

#NUFC
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Who chose murder mystery show theme music for a YouTube video on Wor Bruno's life? 🤣😭 #nufc

youtu.be/k5Zw9bbAA6w?...
A day in the life of a pro footballer: Bruno Guimarães 🇧🇷
YouTube video by Newcastle United
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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📋Could the return of Livramento, Hall and Wissa help Newcastle rediscover their high levels of intensity?

🗣️Andrew Musgrove and myself discuss the situation on this week's Everything is Black and White Monday show.

#NUFC

🔊 podfollow.com/everything-i...

📺 www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awm...
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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I am slowly re-introducing #NUFC into my life after a week of abstinence. I read that Woltemade did well for Germany.
And now this (the first #NUFC article).
While all appears to be gloom, this stat is well worth remembering.

archive.ph/rVgeq
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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And then Bayern called us "idiots" for signing Woltemade... #NUFC
a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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⚫ Acceptance can't continue on current path ❌
⚪ BUT Howe has full backing from above 🙌
⚫ On-field alterations coming 🔃
⚪ Mini pre-season during break 🏃
⚫ Formation/personnel tweaks? 🔮

👀 Change is coming at #NUFC - but in what form? W/ @georgecaulkin.bsky.social:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
After a poor run, change is coming at Newcastle – but what will it look like?
Newcastle's fluctuating form has given Eddie How much to ponder over the international break
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Can't stop him scoring... #NUFC
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I hope Eddie Howe is taking notes from this international break. Those notes should read..."Get service to Woltemade".
#NUFC
November 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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#NUFC Bruno
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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🚨 Mags Member - Ballot Reminder🚨

Ballot for Chelsea (H) opens today 17th November at 12 noon

Ballot Closes Tuesday 18th November at 12 noon

Wednesday 19th November - successful applicants notified and seat selection opens

Details and pricing below ⤵️

#NUFC
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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⚫ Ruthless decisions in relentless pursuit of promotion 😬
⚪ Langley dismissed ❌
⚫ New manager 'close' 👀
⚪ Unbeaten at SJP 🏯
⚫ But winless at new Gateshead home 🏟️

🔮 What next for manager-less #NUFC women after 3-1 derby win over #SAFC at SJP:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Newcastle’s win over Sunderland keeps promotion in picture… now to find the right manager
Newcastle United's Women put promotion back on the agenda against Sunderland. The next step is getting their managerial choice right
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Full-time: #NUFC 3-1 #SAFC

Very important win for #NUFC, beyond this being a derby. The manager-less side are starting to claw back ground in the promotion race to WSL.

Two goals from Emma Kelly & another from Deanna Cooper proved the difference in an entertaining 2nd half.
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Goal! Newcastle lead in the Tyne-Wear derby.

A corner is sent into the box by Jordan Nobbs, Grace Moloney in the Sunderland goal comes to collect, then there is a scramble & it looks like Deana Cooper bundled the ball over the line.

#NUFC #SAFC
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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18,972 confirmed attendance today 🖤🤍

#NUWFC #NUFC #NUFCWomen
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Penalty saved! Anna Tamminen saves Eleanor Dale's effort low to the right!

#NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Emma Kelly is on for Elysia Boddy at the break. Boddy seemed to be upset when leaving the field at half-time, so presumably that's an injury unfortunately.

Hopefully a better second half ahead in the derby. Precious few chances so far.
#NUFC #SAFC
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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not the best picture but yeah, look at this. sliding in to score at pace...
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Nice to see Woltemade score 2 from 2 shots again. Give the lad a bit of confidence. Would I rather he tried more shots though 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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⭐️🇩🇪 Nick Woltemade has reached 10 goals for club and country after scoring a brace for Germany. 3 goals in his last 2 games with the national team for Newcastle new star.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Give my guy @kevidently.bsky.social a look!
Honestly there's gonna be a change for today's #TTRPGQuestion #ttrpg

I'd like to ask yall to show me some makers on bluesky who deserve a shout out. Be they character artists, mini makers, prop designers, dice makers etc.

This is for artists, no Gen ai or I swear hand you to the list

Plz share
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Really cool of #NUFC to wait until everyone has paid for their accommodation before sending this out... 🙄
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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🚨 #nufc have given UEFA 'cast iron' assurances on St James' Park future..

⚫️ Initial 'hesitancy' to commit to EURO 2028 3 years ago amid 'big plans'
⚪️ Stadium will definitely still be standing for start of 2028/9 season
⚫️ Update 'next year'

Latest 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
What Euro 2028 means for Newcastle's future at St James' Park
The iconic ground is due to host four group-stage games and a knockout clash
inews.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM