Toontastic
@toontastic.bsky.social
I am but a poor #nufc fan and not the app of the same name!
Think our 5-0 win against Royal Antwerp might go tonight as well
February 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Think our 5-0 win against Royal Antwerp might go tonight as well
Our record win in the Champions League is against PSG 4-1. Shame in a way that that'll go tonight.
February 18, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Our record win in the Champions League is against PSG 4-1. Shame in a way that that'll go tonight.
Nice hat trick that. He's going for golden boot which is ridiculous
February 18, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Nice hat trick that. He's going for golden boot which is ridiculous
I'd rather save crap penalty decisions going for us for when we play PSG in the final
February 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I'd rather save crap penalty decisions going for us for when we play PSG in the final
Can't be a penalty, where else is his arm meant to be
February 18, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Can't be a penalty, where else is his arm meant to be
And this. Both can be true, cracking keeper and bad finishing
Poor finishing since going 2 up. Got to be clinical #nufc
February 18, 2026 at 6:15 PM
And this. Both can be true, cracking keeper and bad finishing
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February 18, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Be very nice to get this all sorted tonight. No worries next week and let some players have a decent break after City. Plus for selfish reasons I won't be there so it would be nice for it not to be a cracker 😂
February 18, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Be very nice to get this all sorted tonight. No worries next week and let some players have a decent break after City. Plus for selfish reasons I won't be there so it would be nice for it not to be a cracker 😂
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⚫ Pragmatism - & ambition ⚖️
⚪ Senior players taking responsibility 🫡
⚫ Bold, left-field choices 🤔
⚪ Identity 💨
⚫ "Mission over bulls***" (MOB) 📰
👀 How Eddie Howe & #NUFC bounced back from the head coach's lowest ebb, w/ @georgecaulkin.bsky.social:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/705...
⚪ Senior players taking responsibility 🫡
⚫ Bold, left-field choices 🤔
⚪ Identity 💨
⚫ "Mission over bulls***" (MOB) 📰
👀 How Eddie Howe & #NUFC bounced back from the head coach's lowest ebb, w/ @georgecaulkin.bsky.social:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/705...
How Newcastle and Howe bounced back: Mission over bulls***, tactical tweaks and player meetings
Newcastle have bounced back from a loss against Brentford to win two games on the spin. This is what happened behind the scenes...
www.nytimes.com
February 18, 2026 at 7:16 AM
⚫ Pragmatism - & ambition ⚖️
⚪ Senior players taking responsibility 🫡
⚫ Bold, left-field choices 🤔
⚪ Identity 💨
⚫ "Mission over bulls***" (MOB) 📰
👀 How Eddie Howe & #NUFC bounced back from the head coach's lowest ebb, w/ @georgecaulkin.bsky.social:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/705...
⚪ Senior players taking responsibility 🫡
⚫ Bold, left-field choices 🤔
⚪ Identity 💨
⚫ "Mission over bulls***" (MOB) 📰
👀 How Eddie Howe & #NUFC bounced back from the head coach's lowest ebb, w/ @georgecaulkin.bsky.social:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/705...
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Ok Manchester City....
You can have the Premier League & Carabao Cup (we all know what's gonna happen to Arsenal)
So you can just leave the FA Cup & Champions League for #NUFC 🙏
You can have the Premier League & Carabao Cup (we all know what's gonna happen to Arsenal)
So you can just leave the FA Cup & Champions League for #NUFC 🙏
a man with a beard says i assume we have a deal netflix
ALT: a man with a beard says i assume we have a deal netflix
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Ok Manchester City....
You can have the Premier League & Carabao Cup (we all know what's gonna happen to Arsenal)
So you can just leave the FA Cup & Champions League for #NUFC 🙏
You can have the Premier League & Carabao Cup (we all know what's gonna happen to Arsenal)
So you can just leave the FA Cup & Champions League for #NUFC 🙏
We had to do it the hard way to win the league cup, guess we'll just have to do the same for the FA Cup. For some weird reason I have faith.
February 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
We had to do it the hard way to win the league cup, guess we'll just have to do the same for the FA Cup. For some weird reason I have faith.
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Aye, so if Newcastle could overcome Qarabag, here’s the schedule (subject to a day or two). It’ll be fine. I’m sure it’ll be fine.
18/2 Qarabag a
21/2 City a
24/2 Qarabag h
28/2 Everton h
4/3 Man U h
7/3 City h
11/3 Chelsea/Barcelona h
14/3 Chelsea a
17/3 Chelsea/Barcelona a
22/3 Sunderland h
18/2 Qarabag a
21/2 City a
24/2 Qarabag h
28/2 Everton h
4/3 Man U h
7/3 City h
11/3 Chelsea/Barcelona h
14/3 Chelsea a
17/3 Chelsea/Barcelona a
22/3 Sunderland h
February 16, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Aye, so if Newcastle could overcome Qarabag, here’s the schedule (subject to a day or two). It’ll be fine. I’m sure it’ll be fine.
18/2 Qarabag a
21/2 City a
24/2 Qarabag h
28/2 Everton h
4/3 Man U h
7/3 City h
11/3 Chelsea/Barcelona h
14/3 Chelsea a
17/3 Chelsea/Barcelona a
22/3 Sunderland h
18/2 Qarabag a
21/2 City a
24/2 Qarabag h
28/2 Everton h
4/3 Man U h
7/3 City h
11/3 Chelsea/Barcelona h
14/3 Chelsea a
17/3 Chelsea/Barcelona a
22/3 Sunderland h
Let's hope City are too busy worrying about the league 🤞🏻
February 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Let's hope City are too busy worrying about the league 🤞🏻
Of course it was Man City
February 16, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Of course it was Man City
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Tonali has definitely moved further forward. He wants a hat trick
February 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Tonali has definitely moved further forward. He wants a hat trick
We've done very well since the Brentford debacle. Let this continue.
February 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
We've done very well since the Brentford debacle. Let this continue.
Do we know when Tino is back because I'm pretty sure Trippier is playing through an injury. He's held his hamstring in the last 2-3 matches but keeps playing.
February 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Do we know when Tino is back because I'm pretty sure Trippier is playing through an injury. He's held his hamstring in the last 2-3 matches but keeps playing.
Wahooo well done Nick. 3-1 up definitely sub him off. Or Lewis Hall actually.
February 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Wahooo well done Nick. 3-1 up definitely sub him off. Or Lewis Hall actually.
I'd bring a youngster on for Woltemade
February 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I'd bring a youngster on for Woltemade
Get in!!! Brilliant goal. Tonali has been excellent this half and we deserve that goal.
February 14, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Get in!!! Brilliant goal. Tonali has been excellent this half and we deserve that goal.
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Also. Where was the 2nd yellow?
February 14, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Also. Where was the 2nd yellow?