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Jeff Livingstone
@defjeff.bsky.social
Lapsed influencer. Geordie (*VERY*). Arty. Amicable. Nice. Previously did football for adidas, Nike, Puma, World Soccer, Guardian, NY Times, BBC.

And then one particularly sensitive and articulate teenager will say, "Why, kids, do you understand nothing?”
I’ll look at the polls, and I’ll listen to the ‘legitimate concerns’, but then I’ll also want to grab someone championing this scurrilous worm by the lapels and insist that’s it’s now time to ‘get a fucking grip’.
January 24, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to introduce the high hat.
January 23, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Lads.
January 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Worked with a retired Project Manager who’d decided to come back into Government for a bit of pocket money only to learn that he played bass on this AND I haven’t stopped dancing yet by Gonzalez. Scenes.
Imagine hearing Funky Gibbon for the first time. Jesus.
January 23, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Imagine hearing Funky Gibbon for the first time. Jesus.
January 23, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Imagine hearing Rasputin by Boney M for the first time. Jesus.
January 23, 2026 at 10:39 PM
The current staff at The Adelphi are really canny and all that, but they’ve got hold of the playlist and it’s fucking abhorrent, less the odd Prince track (Guns and Roses version of Live and Let Die on repeat). I’d kill to hear Crockett’s Theme on the way in one night.
Not sure if I’ve posted this before, but it’s due a revisit due to sheer brevity more than anything. This lad has put every song used in Miami Vice, in chronological order, onto a playlist. Marvellous fun. I know it’s on evil Spotify, but you can copy to Qobuz etc. open.spotify.com/playlist/52B...
Miami Vice TV Soundtrack
open.spotify.com
January 23, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Not sure if I’ve posted this before, but it’s due a revisit due to sheer brevity more than anything. This lad has put every song used in Miami Vice, in chronological order, onto a playlist. Marvellous fun. I know it’s on evil Spotify, but you can copy to Qobuz etc. open.spotify.com/playlist/52B...
Miami Vice TV Soundtrack
open.spotify.com
January 23, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Reet. I’m going to play records and drink beer. Pissed up lyrics following. Talk amongst yourselves.
January 23, 2026 at 10:17 PM
“Is it Giro Day, Tom?”

#TOTP
January 23, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Ah, The Rubettes. Great crowd.

#TOTP
January 23, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Ahem.

#TOTP
January 23, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Me, wandering into The Black Garter.
January 23, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Christ, how old is Ant McPartlin?
#TOTP
January 23, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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My brain around the 8 minute mark of any Teams meeting #totp
January 23, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Me, in Ikea.

#TOTP
January 23, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Knowing nod. IYKYK. #TOTP
January 23, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I’ve been all over looking for a pair of jeans just like Linda’s today, to no avail. We can trace the collapse of society back to the point that they started introducing some degree of elasticity to denim, even though I now need it. Bastards. #TOTP
January 23, 2026 at 9:20 PM
(cunt)

#TOTP
January 23, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Ok, that’s a lot of personal boxes being ticked right now. *fans self*

#TOTP
January 23, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Paul Nicholas is now playing the Major in the Fawlty Towers stage show. Time, eh?
January 23, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Penny wouldn’t have had any time for this nonsense either.

#TOTP
January 23, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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On this day in 1982, I was taking photos of New Order at Birmingham's Imperial Cinema (THREAD)
January 23, 2026 at 7:41 AM
That’s more like it. #TOTP
January 23, 2026 at 9:01 PM
When Mariah murdered Ralf and Florian and sold all the computers. #TOTP
January 23, 2026 at 8:53 PM