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alexa
@tortillachips.bsky.social
· May 28
im so good and normal and well adjusted
i want a sugar daddy but only one who like. buys me breakfast burritos and Starbucks and let's me pick stuff at my local comic book shop or barnes and nonles
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i want a sugar daddy but only one who like. buys me breakfast burritos and Starbucks and let's me pick stuff at my local comic book shop or barnes and nonles
dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 AM
dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong
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BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna watch the acolyte just to look at evil manny jacinto but then I couldn't even finish obi wan bc of how much I didn't like it
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I wanna watch the acolyte just to look at evil manny jacinto but then I couldn't even finish obi wan bc of how much I didn't like it
having a big pot of cooked pinto beans ready for use at any time is so awesome I understand my grandma now
November 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
having a big pot of cooked pinto beans ready for use at any time is so awesome I understand my grandma now
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i do the gaara "its my blood" scream every time I get my period
July 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
i do the gaara "its my blood" scream every time I get my period
wanting to get something from torrid collection but the pants I want are 40 dollars ON SALE. so I am too poor for even the sales.
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
wanting to get something from torrid collection but the pants I want are 40 dollars ON SALE. so I am too poor for even the sales.
it's getting hard to find the motivation
November 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
it's getting hard to find the motivation
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REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”
Celery smells so delicious but tastes like shit
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Celery smells so delicious but tastes like shit
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
im watching Nikki Carreon's Shane Dawson deep dives and it makes me glad I was the Shane hater in my middle school friend group bc I remember being sent a lot of these videos as proof he was funny 😭 like the "girl you a hotdog" clip gave me some weird memory flashback to the seventh grade
October 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
im watching Nikki Carreon's Shane Dawson deep dives and it makes me glad I was the Shane hater in my middle school friend group bc I remember being sent a lot of these videos as proof he was funny 😭 like the "girl you a hotdog" clip gave me some weird memory flashback to the seventh grade
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wow, which common vaccine was it?
October 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
wow, which common vaccine was it?
i love when shohei ohtani does well bc then I get to see more edits of him
October 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
i love when shohei ohtani does well bc then I get to see more edits of him
the youtube music app is genuinely fucking horrible and deserves to die forever
October 17, 2025 at 6:44 AM
the youtube music app is genuinely fucking horrible and deserves to die forever
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the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
October 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
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federal agents stealing children and sending them south. where have i heard about that before?
ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
October 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
federal agents stealing children and sending them south. where have i heard about that before?
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bro I stg no one thinks about abortion more than people who claim to be pro-life
September 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
bro I stg no one thinks about abortion more than people who claim to be pro-life
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)