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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar

@towerskinworldwide.bsky.social

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he/they/partial gay smarter than I look, dumber than I seem semi/mostly/near-definitely retired pro wrestler non-heart attack survivor of course I have a podcast

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · Jul 2

Checking in, still seems gay (pejorative) over here! Byeeeee

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · Jun 10

Miyazaki should poop out one more short called “what if a pachinko machine were real life (in France for some reason)”

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 29

a man wearing sunglasses is driving a car with the words lo000000 on the screen

ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is driving a car with the words lo000000 on the screen

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 29

Two of my former creative partners —Mike Strenk (Bored 2 Life, Mad Minds) and the Weirdster (former AIW Tag Team Champions the Weird World)— come on my humble lil movie podcast to talk CONGO (1995).

It’s a doozy, find out HERE 95tolife.libsyn.com/you-know-how...

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 29

Muted a thread cuz it’s my fuggin birthdayyyyyyyyy Free Palestine WORLDWIDE

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 29

And here you are still replying when I’ve been out living my life away from this app for days at a time, slave mindset, v sad

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 26

israel sucks butt (unsexily, without the world's consent)

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 26

the majority of your posts are replies so it is in fact you who is a phony, or at best a soulless husk. go with whichever god will have you

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 24

lol sharing a Forward article in 2025, I'm sure your check is in the mail

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 24

2010's style woke guy saying "the Jews" lol

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 24

*Jew, it was one Jew and one Christian

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 22

#WalkWithElias #WWE

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 22

Lie with dogs and you get fleas, and flea baths can be gnarly

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 22

Listening to people on NPR die inside a bit more each time they have to say it is kinda nice with it though

Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · May 22

Far from the point but it sucks so bad that everything has to be so stupid and tacky on top of the substance. The phrase “big beautiful bill” makes me want to drink a “big beautiful glass of poison"

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 20

Wario sucks ass from a shitty dick

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 19

this is like when Walking Dead premiered and I was like "why is Aaron Melnick playing Shane"

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 19

finally watching season 4 of Righteous Gemstones and can't get over how civil war Bradley Cooper is just a WASPy Felix Biederman

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 19

more vampire action than horror, with some solid hanging out

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 16

Gym for nerds/weebs/punx. Good music blasting, righteous murals, personal trainers on staff with a focus on trans physique sculpting, code of conduct to be signed by members, limited hours where tripods are allowed, action movies and anime on the TVs, maybe a tanning bed or two

beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · May 13

if you were extremely wealthy, what would your vanity business be?

i would build a decorative brick/structural terra cotta factory where the kilns are fired with renewable energy

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 16

You seen Sinners yet?

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Jackie Vecchitto @jackiev.bsky.social · Dec 4

the prince of all sickos!!!

Vegeta Sickos meme saying: "YES...HA HA HA...YES!" from his lil Saiyan pod

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Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 15

Aaron Melnick from Integrity/Inmates/In Cold Blood fame comes on the show to talk JOHNNY MNEMONIC (1995). Aaron published a sci-fi novel called Bringing Out The Beast a few years ago so it only made sense. SNATCH BACK YOUR BRAIN, ZOMBIES!

95tolife.libsyn.com/dolph-lundgr...

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 12

some pro wrestlers have Stands if you think about it (managers)

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 8

1 hour back on Twitter has me doing horrific math in my head, it’s truly not for me anymore and that sucks

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 8

As a never-confirmed Catholic and occasional Milwaukee resident and visitor who’s had days of my life stolen from me by the Skyway construction in the 00s this is terrible. It’s hell. Hell on earth. Bet he’s gonna construct a bed that’s a horn in the popemobile so he can lay on the thing GAH

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social · May 8

Rome finna learn about deep dish pizza