father john mistico
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convinced a cute dude to come to my trivia night and then we made out in the parking lot after *as god intended*
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
convinced a cute dude to come to my trivia night and then we made out in the parking lot after *as god intended*
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what I want for Christmas: 85" TV
what I'm going to get:
what I'm going to get:
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
what I want for Christmas: 85" TV
what I'm going to get:
what I'm going to get:
me from roughly mid-november to mid-march every year
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
me from roughly mid-november to mid-march every year
my 1001 album project selection yesterday was MGMT's debut (oracular spectacular), the person behind the list not realizing i made that album my entire personality during a summer as a camp counselor
but that reminds me MGMT's best song isn't even on that album, it's this 12-minute absolute epic:
but that reminds me MGMT's best song isn't even on that album, it's this 12-minute absolute epic:
Siberian Breaks
YouTube video by MGMT - Topic
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November 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
my 1001 album project selection yesterday was MGMT's debut (oracular spectacular), the person behind the list not realizing i made that album my entire personality during a summer as a camp counselor
but that reminds me MGMT's best song isn't even on that album, it's this 12-minute absolute epic:
but that reminds me MGMT's best song isn't even on that album, it's this 12-minute absolute epic:
this for lunch and a nap would (will) heal me
leftover baked mac and cheese, you will always be famous
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
this for lunch and a nap would (will) heal me
leftover baked mac and cheese, you will always be famous
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
leftover baked mac and cheese, you will always be famous
maybe! i just need to be cuddled by a big spoon 🤷🏻♂️
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
maybe! i just need to be cuddled by a big spoon 🤷🏻♂️
had a dream that I was engaged and then I lost my engagement ring, so that’s a fun phase my brain is going through
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
had a dream that I was engaged and then I lost my engagement ring, so that’s a fun phase my brain is going through
your friendly neighborhood trivia dude 🫡
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
your friendly neighborhood trivia dude 🫡
the world is falling apart but hey, my 1001 albums project has given me a talking heads album two of the last three days so i've got that going for me, which is nice
(how i had never listened to 'remain in light' before the other day is honestly wild; easily one of my favorite albums at this point)
(how i had never listened to 'remain in light' before the other day is honestly wild; easily one of my favorite albums at this point)
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
the world is falling apart but hey, my 1001 albums project has given me a talking heads album two of the last three days so i've got that going for me, which is nice
(how i had never listened to 'remain in light' before the other day is honestly wild; easily one of my favorite albums at this point)
(how i had never listened to 'remain in light' before the other day is honestly wild; easily one of my favorite albums at this point)
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I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
wait i lied, this is about six months before that
i had just moved to boston, i was completely out of my element, and things were about to get fuckin weird for a while (derogatory but also complimentary?)
i had just moved to boston, i was completely out of my element, and things were about to get fuckin weird for a while (derogatory but also complimentary?)
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
wait i lied, this is about six months before that
i had just moved to boston, i was completely out of my element, and things were about to get fuckin weird for a while (derogatory but also complimentary?)
i had just moved to boston, i was completely out of my element, and things were about to get fuckin weird for a while (derogatory but also complimentary?)
the oldest selfie on my phone was taken on a blackberry, in a time when i couldn't even grow chest hair, so.
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
the oldest selfie on my phone was taken on a blackberry, in a time when i couldn't even grow chest hair, so.
just popping in to say y'all are looking fuckin *cute* today, 10/10, no notes, keep up the good work
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
just popping in to say y'all are looking fuckin *cute* today, 10/10, no notes, keep up the good work
van jones is garbage lmao
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
van jones is garbage lmao
man he's gonna bait trump into a verbal slur or die trying, huh
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
man he's gonna bait trump into a verbal slur or die trying, huh
"i'm a native new yorker"
but are you wendy williams as lips???? i think not
but are you wendy williams as lips???? i think not
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"i'm a native new yorker"
but are you wendy williams as lips???? i think not
but are you wendy williams as lips???? i think not
"fearful of him being mayor of new york city" shut the fuck UPPPPPPPPPP
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"fearful of him being mayor of new york city" shut the fuck UPPPPPPPPPP
decided to indulge in halloween festivities (really just because there was a chili cookoff happening as well), so i went as your favorite kansan english football manager
October 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
decided to indulge in halloween festivities (really just because there was a chili cookoff happening as well), so i went as your favorite kansan english football manager
god gives his greatest battles (raging motion sickness in a car that is even the slightest bit warm) to his cuddliest soldiers (me)
October 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
god gives his greatest battles (raging motion sickness in a car that is even the slightest bit warm) to his cuddliest soldiers (me)
my pop culture weekend can be summed up in two questions:
1) what if tame impala, but at the club?
and
2) what if pokemon, but also the purge?
(and i love both)
1) what if tame impala, but at the club?
and
2) what if pokemon, but also the purge?
(and i love both)
October 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
my pop culture weekend can be summed up in two questions:
1) what if tame impala, but at the club?
and
2) what if pokemon, but also the purge?
(and i love both)
1) what if tame impala, but at the club?
and
2) what if pokemon, but also the purge?
(and i love both)
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Movies were almost immediately used for political campaigns. William McKinley (delivering a terrible and stiff performance as William McKinley) filmed at home reenacting his acceptance of the nomination for president in 1896.
October 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Movies were almost immediately used for political campaigns. William McKinley (delivering a terrible and stiff performance as William McKinley) filmed at home reenacting his acceptance of the nomination for president in 1896.
after careful deliberation, i have decided to pivot to having nice arms and keeping my big butt. thank you
good morning i woke up with a thought: what if i recalibrated my workouts and just, like, got nice arms
October 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
after careful deliberation, i have decided to pivot to having nice arms and keeping my big butt. thank you
good morning i woke up with a thought: what if i recalibrated my workouts and just, like, got nice arms
October 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
good morning i woke up with a thought: what if i recalibrated my workouts and just, like, got nice arms