Trendane - Voice Actor/Audiobook Narrator
trendane.bsky.social
Trendane - Voice Actor/Audiobook Narrator
@trendane.bsky.social
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I narrate BattleTech & Shadowrun audiobooks and I LOVE me some D&D! [email protected] I have a Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/trendane
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I feel we can very effectively kill the domestic robot business right now by saying "the robot is just a person watching you remotely through a camera... and you have no idea if they're jerking off to you or not."
Household robots: what we were promised/what we’re getting
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It's happening! The Kickstarter I'm running with @leagueofgeeks.com for the hardcover omnibus ARMELLO: THE FOUNDING AND THE FALL launches November 4th at 6am Pacific/9am Eastern!
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Learn about the deep #history of #BattleTech, from the setting's origins to the modern day with BattleTech Universe! Whether you enjoybattlefield clashes, covert ops missions, political intrigue, or any other kind of story, you’ll find it in the BattleTech setting.

bit.ly/BT-Universe
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For a moment, I couldn't tell which metal that was and I could hear Charley Bucket singing 🎶 I've got a golden Snickers! 🎶
Perhaps they have an innate ability to create mage hands.
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Just like the jets in the image. And where are the closing quotation marks? Has the senator not finished what she was saying yet?
Y'know, I just finished eating my beef ramen and I *specifically* did not put broccoli in it because I didn't want to get turned on....again.
Great! That's more than I'm done in the last 10 years.
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I was so focused on Can*Con that I forgot to scream about my new book! The final novella in my TOP DREK series is out! If you love my chaos and glitter ways, you will absolutely love Top Drek. Please grab a copy and enjoy the fun (and tears. But also fun!)!

books2read.com/ShadowrunNeverEnough
For the last 48 hours or so, I keep hearing this in my head:
🎶
I've been making a man (you call that a man?)
With blond hair and a tan (you call that a tan?)
And he's good for relieving my (sexual) tension!
🎶
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.
Watching them come down stairs the first time is always more entertaining for me.

Have a healer on-hand.
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Have you ever thought: I’d love to listen to that old PseudoPod story, but it’s so awkward listening through the website?

WELL!

If you subscribe to our Patreon (almost) our entire back catalogue will be available in your podcatcher, ad-free, at your convenience!

Why not feed the pod today? 😁
PseudoPod | The Sound of Horror
PseudoPod.org
I'm a polar bear. What did you expect me to do? It's MY bar!!
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

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Listening to the draft audio of my upcoming Renegade audiobook from @atthisarts.com on my way up to @canconsffh.bsky.social, and man... @trendane.bsky.social is a hell of a narrator, y'all. Get this guy an award, stat!
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Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.
That was when I canceled mine. Doubly glad now.
T'was! There was one point where I slipped on the wet grass and tumbled forward in a roll, ending up in a seated position. I threw my arms up as if to say "TA-DAAA!" and no one knew it was an accident.