alicethewondergirl
@tripbejb.bsky.social
World-class succulent parent, unmatched animal whisperer, proudly single, and currently mastering the art of hiding from the impending dramatic plot twists of 2025
Very good at alcoholism- bartender.
Very good at alcoholism- bartender.
I just summoned a sugar angel (the good cousin of a sugar daddy) to drop funds on me for being an exceptionally well-behaved menace — like, let me invest in this girl’s shopping happiness before the universe collapses.
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I just summoned a sugar angel (the good cousin of a sugar daddy) to drop funds on me for being an exceptionally well-behaved menace — like, let me invest in this girl’s shopping happiness before the universe collapses.
Can i be honest?
Well i do not feel right and i would make that everyone’s problem.
Well i do not feel right and i would make that everyone’s problem.
January 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Can i be honest?
Well i do not feel right and i would make that everyone’s problem.
Well i do not feel right and i would make that everyone’s problem.
Celebrating small victories today. For example, waking up without any angry feelings.
November 27, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Celebrating small victories today. For example, waking up without any angry feelings.
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call me Jake Paul the way I’m about to be fighting old men this thanksgiving
November 27, 2024 at 2:16 PM
call me Jake Paul the way I’m about to be fighting old men this thanksgiving
Saw that girls selling dirty socks for 400. Can somebody explain me why?
November 27, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Saw that girls selling dirty socks for 400. Can somebody explain me why?
I don’t get it really. Working two jobs and being poor at the same time. What the actually f**k.
November 26, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I don’t get it really. Working two jobs and being poor at the same time. What the actually f**k.
I will try to break the silence after a long time.
Ok, I have nothin to say. That’s it.
Ok, I have nothin to say. That’s it.
January 16, 2024 at 10:36 PM
I will try to break the silence after a long time.
Ok, I have nothin to say. That’s it.
Ok, I have nothin to say. That’s it.
on the other side, I am just hopeless in many many ways
I am a hopeless romantic in so many ways and the sooner I learn to accept this about myself, the better.
December 24, 2023 at 12:15 PM
on the other side, I am just hopeless in many many ways
cheese sticks and big burger yes please
Okay, I'm committed.
Hello Darkness, my old friend. (Darkness is a 3AM DoorDash McDonalds delivery, just so we're clear)
Hello Darkness, my old friend. (Darkness is a 3AM DoorDash McDonalds delivery, just so we're clear)
December 24, 2023 at 12:12 PM
cheese sticks and big burger yes please
it’s just me vibing in my room after work
December 24, 2023 at 12:11 PM
it’s just me vibing in my room after work
A vivid depiction of my boss persuading me to give up my annual leave because we're short-staffed at work
December 15, 2023 at 10:00 PM
A vivid depiction of my boss persuading me to give up my annual leave because we're short-staffed at work
So apparently, I am new here 🥹
December 15, 2023 at 2:29 PM
So apparently, I am new here 🥹
Hallööö is oana do?
December 15, 2023 at 2:22 PM
Hallööö is oana do?