Tron Lennon
@tronlennon.bsky.social
About Me:
In October 2007, I trademarked the phrase “It’s basic economics”
I spent a gap year before getting my MBA working for The Umbrella Corp inventing The Torment Nexus
I ♥️ sports
But sports betting is just pyramid schemes for dudes
In October 2007, I trademarked the phrase “It’s basic economics”
I spent a gap year before getting my MBA working for The Umbrella Corp inventing The Torment Nexus
I ♥️ sports
But sports betting is just pyramid schemes for dudes
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Onside kicking when you’re already up is the absolute gold standard of chaotic evil plays. Bravo, Kirby
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Onside kicking when you’re already up is the absolute gold standard of chaotic evil plays. Bravo, Kirby
My biggest wish is that there’s a pre-game show with Pat McAfee, Dave Portnoy, Urban Meyer and Nick Saban on one pre-game show so I can easily avoid them all.
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My biggest wish is that there’s a pre-game show with Pat McAfee, Dave Portnoy, Urban Meyer and Nick Saban on one pre-game show so I can easily avoid them all.
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social can we get an emergency LUKE FICKELL RETAINED TIL 2026 emergency pod?
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social can we get an emergency LUKE FICKELL RETAINED TIL 2026 emergency pod?
@fiveironfrenzy.bsky.social I have a question that’s been nagging me for almost 22 years now. I saw one of your “last” shows back in 03 and during Vultures, Reese began the song with “My teeth are getting yellow” etc and instead
October 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
@fiveironfrenzy.bsky.social I have a question that’s been nagging me for almost 22 years now. I saw one of your “last” shows back in 03 and during Vultures, Reese began the song with “My teeth are getting yellow” etc and instead
OK but for real, is Jeanty running better because he’s standing upright again?
September 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
OK but for real, is Jeanty running better because he’s standing upright again?
“The Divine Comedy”? Do you mean “Little Nicky”?
September 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“The Divine Comedy”? Do you mean “Little Nicky”?
As a society, we peaked with this aesthetic, both fashionably and musically
July 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
As a society, we peaked with this aesthetic, both fashionably and musically
An Equalizer style TV series where he goes around helping recently broken up boyfriends get their favorite hoodie back
July 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
An Equalizer style TV series where he goes around helping recently broken up boyfriends get their favorite hoodie back
Live look at The Admin for Elmo’s Twitter account
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
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July 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Live look at The Admin for Elmo’s Twitter account
You’re both wrong. He’s thinking about how that would be the perfect spot for an Ed Debevics
He’s thinking about building a baseball field you moron
June 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
You’re both wrong. He’s thinking about how that would be the perfect spot for an Ed Debevics
The worlds shittiest/most unethical honeypot
Come to the United States to see your soccer team which just played 300 consecutive days of soccer play the winner of the Oceania Champions League for a trophy we just made up! BTW if you forget your visa at the hotel we will send you to a slave labor camp
DHS confirmed that ICE and CBP agents will be on site “for security” at the start of the FIFA Club World Cup at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens. ICE also reminded non-U.S. citizens to carry proof of legal status while attending the event.
June 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The worlds shittiest/most unethical honeypot
Me when my boss asks me to do something I am paid to do
June 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Me when my boss asks me to do something I am paid to do
“Wow you look great!”
“Thanks! I’m super depressed and not eating and the only thing keeping me from completely breaking down at the moment is exercising”
“Thanks! I’m super depressed and not eating and the only thing keeping me from completely breaking down at the moment is exercising”
June 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“Wow you look great!”
“Thanks! I’m super depressed and not eating and the only thing keeping me from completely breaking down at the moment is exercising”
“Thanks! I’m super depressed and not eating and the only thing keeping me from completely breaking down at the moment is exercising”
Reposted by Tron Lennon
Everyone’s scrolling so fast they’re not gonna see this tweet about how much I love my wife
June 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Everyone’s scrolling so fast they’re not gonna see this tweet about how much I love my wife
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Connections got me all fired up today. THE PAINTING CLEARLY SAYS ITS NOT A PIPE!!!
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Connections got me all fired up today. THE PAINTING CLEARLY SAYS ITS NOT A PIPE!!!
June 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Connections got me all fired up today. THE PAINTING CLEARLY SAYS ITS NOT A PIPE!!!
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🟪🟪🟪🟦
🟪🟪🟪🟦
🟪🟪🟦🟦
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Connections got me all fired up today. THE PAINTING CLEARLY SAYS ITS NOT A PIPE!!!
I was at a ⚾️ game earlier this season & had just put my order in at the concession stand when the 2 children working the grill & register STOPPED WORKING AND SANG ALONG for the National Anthem. I went full Curb Larry David and said my food better be free if their negligence resulted in a burnt dog
So I took my kids to a baseball game because I realized that I hadn’t yet? And that felt like incomplete cultural education?
It wasn’t bad, there were lots of snacks, but holy hell does the 7th inning God Bless America still blow
It wasn’t bad, there were lots of snacks, but holy hell does the 7th inning God Bless America still blow
May 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I was at a ⚾️ game earlier this season & had just put my order in at the concession stand when the 2 children working the grill & register STOPPED WORKING AND SANG ALONG for the National Anthem. I went full Curb Larry David and said my food better be free if their negligence resulted in a burnt dog
Women will literally go to therapy instead of learning about the Roman Empire
May 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Women will literally go to therapy instead of learning about the Roman Empire
Just got finished consuming my French Pre-Workout (Black coffee and a hand rolled cigarette) 💪🏽
May 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Just got finished consuming my French Pre-Workout (Black coffee and a hand rolled cigarette) 💪🏽
Something that women (and girl dads) can never understand is that when your son is born, it is a joyful but sad day. As a son of a boy dad, you realize one day this child you’re raising will kill you, but it also makes you think of your father’s own mortality that will end at your hands. It’s tough
May 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Something that women (and girl dads) can never understand is that when your son is born, it is a joyful but sad day. As a son of a boy dad, you realize one day this child you’re raising will kill you, but it also makes you think of your father’s own mortality that will end at your hands. It’s tough
I love having a spotter when I lift. It’s just the adult version of “Dad, watch this!”
May 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I love having a spotter when I lift. It’s just the adult version of “Dad, watch this!”
OK but each of these guys really does have 3 friends. Except for Jay. He has the other 3 here plus his Football Friend.
May 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
OK but each of these guys really does have 3 friends. Except for Jay. He has the other 3 here plus his Football Friend.
In da clurb, we all pink ponies.
April 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
In da clurb, we all pink ponies.