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Winnowing @morganafare.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

I’m trying to go to sleep but you really want to be right and you’re not my wife and it’s really annoying that you need to be right in this argument and I don’t care anymore you’re right goodnight honey

Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

I’m not trying to argue with you. You’re trying to argue with me. Do you realize that yet?

Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

Because your entire premise is based off your flawed premise. I know what libertarianism is. I know what this administration is. My entire post is mocking Rand Paul. But he’s always been semi-consistent about his shitty beliefs. You just read what you wanted to read.

Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

It would be REALLY nice to beat the eagles. My FedEx guy at work is a Giants fan and the last few weeks he’s been coming in saying we need to fire Daboll, and I’m like no, we need to wait. We really need this win so I can talk shit to him.

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Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

And like I said before, have a good evening and I hope your family is in good health. Now fuck off.

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Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

And all I saw was a dumbfuck who didn’t read what I wrote and when I tried to correct your incorrect assumption you turned into a cunt

Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

Listen. I return the same energy that I’m given. You came at me like an asshole. I returned the same energy. That’s how it works here. Simple.

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Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

Mike is a very common woman’s name.

Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

Don’t fucking assume my gender, woman.

Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

Yeah. That’s why I put the quotation marks over “libertarian” that you didn’t read.

Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

You were acting so douchey I just assumed you were a guy.

Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

Good. I’m a feminist. And I’m respectfully telling you with equality that you’re a dumbass.

Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

As a New Yorker, I would literally fight anyone for Letitia James.

Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

This fucking timeline has made me like furries. I truly hate it here.

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David McDonald @sercamaris.bsky.social · 16h

Well, it's hard to be against anti-fascism unless you are a fascist. Historically, being fascism-ambivalent hasn't worked out that well for people

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Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

And also I’m not passive aggressive, I’m actively aggressive.

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Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

And also please learn how to understand sarcasm

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Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

Suck your mom’s fat hairy c**k

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Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

Oh you doubled down on the stupid. Cool. No fucking shit it was a parade of billionaires. We live in a feudal society. wtf did you think i said?

Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

This is going to make everyone extremely uncomfortable extremely quickly.

Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

Absofucking same

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Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

Have a lovely evening. Hope your family is in good health.

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Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

I’m sorry you couldn’t read the subtext but everyone else seemed to get it. Next time I’ll say he’s a LIBURTURDIUN Since you’re a fucking child.

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Mike Trout @trouticus42.bsky.social · 8h

Hey moron look at the quotation marks I’m being facetious.