Troy L. Wiggins
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Hera catching Zeus in another lie:
*deep sigh* I am not a patient bitch.
December 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hera catching Zeus in another lie:
imagine eating at a Michelin starred restaurant enjoying your meal and then 24 hours later waking up with Michelin stars imprinted in your flesh
December 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
imagine eating at a Michelin starred restaurant enjoying your meal and then 24 hours later waking up with Michelin stars imprinted in your flesh
“I’m drunk and high at the same time drinking champagne on the airplane”
December 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
“I’m drunk and high at the same time drinking champagne on the airplane”
when I catch you, indeed 👊🏿💥
December 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
when I catch you, indeed 👊🏿💥
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How could you do this to me, the great and lovable peridot?!
December 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
How could you do this to me, the great and lovable peridot?!
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i think of this every time i use a public bathroom 😭
December 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i think of this every time i use a public bathroom 😭
“I never did one thing right in my life, you know? Not one. That takes skill.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
“I never did one thing right in my life, you know? Not one. That takes skill.”
true freaks know the best Christmas movie is really the long kiss goodnight
a man with a mustache wearing a plaid jacket
ALT: a man with a mustache wearing a plaid jacket
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
true freaks know the best Christmas movie is really the long kiss goodnight
Imagine:
honey gold velociraptor wings.
sauropod smash burgers.
braised iguanodon tails in rice.
honey gold velociraptor wings.
sauropod smash burgers.
braised iguanodon tails in rice.
December 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Imagine:
honey gold velociraptor wings.
sauropod smash burgers.
braised iguanodon tails in rice.
honey gold velociraptor wings.
sauropod smash burgers.
braised iguanodon tails in rice.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Really thinking about frying some chicken and making a pot of greens.
December 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Really thinking about frying some chicken and making a pot of greens.
Coffee stay black, just like me
don’t need no sugar, don’t need no cream
don’t need no sugar, don’t need no cream
How do you drink your coffee??
December 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Coffee stay black, just like me
don’t need no sugar, don’t need no cream
don’t need no sugar, don’t need no cream
Wedges but only the thicc ones (aka “jojos”), curly, crinkle
December 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Wedges but only the thicc ones (aka “jojos”), curly, crinkle
we doing it again ❤️🖤💚
spending the morning teaching a bunch of black church ladies to say ‘kujichagulia’.
next lesson: chipotle 🤠
next lesson: chipotle 🤠
December 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
we doing it again ❤️🖤💚
Describe your BlueSky account in a single image
December 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Describe your BlueSky account in a single image
🤔
Get her bite tattooed
December 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
🤔
Reminder! ❤️❤️❤️🖤💚💚💚
December 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Reminder! ❤️❤️❤️🖤💚💚💚
I was raised in the South. Some of this gender related task assignment is just not going away, I’m sorry. Now please get to the inside while we’re walking down the street, ma’am.
I get ppl dont necessarily care for gender roles but im not sitting in the car while my girl pumps the gas 🤣
December 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I was raised in the South. Some of this gender related task assignment is just not going away, I’m sorry. Now please get to the inside while we’re walking down the street, ma’am.
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I HATE THAT COATING THEY PUTTING ON FRIES NOW
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I HATE THAT COATING THEY PUTTING ON FRIES NOW
Veggie spring rolls, pork egg foo young, wonton soup 👌🏿
What is your go to Chinese takeout order?
December 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Veggie spring rolls, pork egg foo young, wonton soup 👌🏿
This current number I’ve had since I came back the US in 2015 the cricket number before I left? I had that number since that 🦗 started chirping!
I've had my cell phone number for 19 years.
How long have you had yours?
How long have you had yours?
December 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This current number I’ve had since I came back the US in 2015 the cricket number before I left? I had that number since that 🦗 started chirping!
At dinner w/fam and my aunt start in on some “Christmas ain’t like it used to be when we was kids” BS
I said “I know what you mean. Nobody calls me all year unless they need some money. Now I see why granddaddy used to say he bought all the gifts.”
Now they mad. Think I fucked up the holiday? 👀🎅🏾🤷🏿♂️
I said “I know what you mean. Nobody calls me all year unless they need some money. Now I see why granddaddy used to say he bought all the gifts.”
Now they mad. Think I fucked up the holiday? 👀🎅🏾🤷🏿♂️
December 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
At dinner w/fam and my aunt start in on some “Christmas ain’t like it used to be when we was kids” BS
I said “I know what you mean. Nobody calls me all year unless they need some money. Now I see why granddaddy used to say he bought all the gifts.”
Now they mad. Think I fucked up the holiday? 👀🎅🏾🤷🏿♂️
I said “I know what you mean. Nobody calls me all year unless they need some money. Now I see why granddaddy used to say he bought all the gifts.”
Now they mad. Think I fucked up the holiday? 👀🎅🏾🤷🏿♂️
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Owlzempic.
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Owlzempic.
Are we nearing a Guccilarity? Top Scientists say the answer may defy mortal understanding!
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Are we nearing a Guccilarity? Top Scientists say the answer may defy mortal understanding!