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$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Apr 7

My call: Tesla overpays for a Grok license with xAI shares. Lets Musk milk his publicly traded cash cow and bilk institutional/pension investors, while creating pretend upside for the retail apes. Also creates more fake revenue for xAI.

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$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Apr 4

DIE WORKWEAR is supposed to be literal?

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$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Apr 4

I CANNOT wait to see the "debunkings" and "rebuttals" of this article! Copium in 3...2...1

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$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Apr 4

“They drooled over not spending $200 million on a paint shop, but probably spent that much trying to get the stainless steel to work.” 🤣

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$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Apr 4

So many sick burns 🔥

- Tesla designer Franz von Holzhausen's old professor Eric Noble calling Cybertruck "up there with Edsel"

- "Spectacular failure of Cybertruck was a failure of empathy" for pickup buyers! Musk famously considers a bug of Western Civilization

#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · Apr 4

"The list of famous auto industry flops is long and storied, topped by stinkers like Ford’s Edsel and exploding Pinto and General Motors’s unsightly Pontiac Aztek crossover SUV...Elon Musk’s pet project, the dumpster-driving Tesla Cybertruck, now tops that list." 🤣 www.forbes.com/sites/alanoh...

Elon Musk’s Epic Cybertruck Fail

Elon Musk’s polygonal pickup is a polarizing sales flop that's missed the billionaire’s volume goal by a staggering 84%. And there’s no sign that things are improving.

www.forbes.com

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · Apr 2

Take a bow #TeslaTakedown!

The fact that Tesla overproduced and still undershot analyst estimates shows demand got hit harder than they expected. With resale tanking those unsold cars are gonna rot on lots. Financial numbers will be ugly, and we are just getting started!

Very proud of all of you!

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$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Apr 2

Great job #TeslaTakedown, you broke Troy’s model. Really happy for you 🤣🤣🤣

Troy Teslike @troyteslike.bsky.social · Apr 2

The actual numbers are in. My estimate was 5.4% too high, and the analyst consensus was 12.2% too high. Not a great score for me. The only consolation is that my production estimate was pretty close, thanks to the DMV VIN data.

• My Estimate: 355,000
• Actual: 336,681
• Error: 18,319
• Error: 5.4%

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · Apr 2

Elon's involvement in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race cost his candidate around 5% of the vote--even though he spent $25 million dollars on his behalf.

Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.

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$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Apr 1

If you search for the Mark Rober Tesla video now on Google or YouTube, there’s an absurd amount of low grade spam “debunking videos”

Just the circle of life on YouTube, or are these “creators” and “influencers” getting paid (on X) too?

Real one below:

youtu.be/IQJL3htsDyQ?...

Can You Fool A Self Driving Car?

YouTube video by Mark Rober

youtu.be

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$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Apr 1

A South African man emigrated to settle in San Francisco. After brief prosperity, he proclaimed himself "Emperor of these United States” and declared bankruptcy. Many considered him insane or eccentric. 150 years later, another followed in his footsteps…

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor...

Emperor Norton - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

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$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Mar 31

There’s no walled garden for the insane asylum. It screws everyone because we all get exposed to his scams via passively managed index funds and retirement funds.

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$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Mar 29

Now he’s got the (distant) #2 “AI company” by revenue. Even though approximately 0% is AI revenue

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$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Mar 28

The goal is to reclassify X’s meager subscription revenue as “AI revenue”. Musk already started pretending by bundling xAI with X blue-check subscriptions, since no consumer or business actually pays for xAI’s Grok. Now he can vault into “AI 2nd place” behind OpenAI, even though it’s trash revenue

Montana Skeptic @montanaskeptic.bsky.social · Mar 28

It is, in a way, amusing. An all stock transaction with a laughable valuation.

A company with no revenues acquires a company scarcely able to pay debt service.

Screwed shall be all the xAI investors who came in with Elon (the X investors already were screwed).

It's the world of Trump & Musk.

vantazach @vantazach.bsky.social · Mar 28

well ok then

"@xAI has acquired @X in an all-stock transaction. The combination values xAI at $80 billion and X at $33 billion ($45B less $12B debt)…"

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Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · Mar 28

Imagine thinking you are investing in an AI company, then getting Xitter with $12B in debt dumped on your head.

a boat is going through the water with the words " hahaha business " below it

ALT: a boat is going through the water with the words " hahaha business " below it

media.tenor.com

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$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Mar 28

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$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Mar 28

Is this a Polar Bear? Vance in Greenland with Butterfly

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$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Mar 28

And a self love crime to drive a Cybertruck

youtu.be/Xloiu8BxnFI?...

Cybersuck (Uncensored) - Debut at StarCar.

YouTube video by Good Cop Rad Cop

youtu.be

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$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Mar 27

It’s another Steve Davis side hustle isn’t it? Like fro yo shop Mr Yogato

$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Mar 27

You know who else in transportation loves lotteries and government subsidies? Co-President Musk

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$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Mar 25

Bet they’re all being forwarded to Musk’s Gmail, including .gov, except for Yahoo because he refuses to pay for Yahoo Plus?

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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · Mar 24

I sort of get why they needed a group chat when Elon is chairing all of the cabinet meetings.

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$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Mar 24

Why not S&P 500 and short Tesla proportional to its share?

$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Mar 24

Tesla had to run their Canada scam early because the program was running out/so they could make it run out. They’ll run the US version in time for quarter end.

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$TSLAQ @tslaq.bsky.social · Mar 23

This Cybertruck feature will be amazing on Halloween.

Wearing a costume? Want loud spooky music? Hate Cybertrucks? You know what to do

vantazach @vantazach.bsky.social · Mar 23

Tesla has apparently updated the "Sentry Mode" of Cybertrkkks to make them play "creepy" music at maximum volume if the car is disturbed. Unfortunately, one owner says it sounds like it's damaging the speaker because it's so loud.

Screenshot of https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/new-sentry-mode.38517/

Screenshot of https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/new-sentry-mode.38517/post-30531504

Screenshot of https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/new-sentry-mode.38517/post-30531608

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