Wil Jordan
@tuba1060.bsky.social
Lawyer, gamer, Disney Adult but not a weirdo about it, Michigan fan, SoCal resident. Mostly tweet (post?) about Magic: The Gathering, Lorcana, college sports, and pro wrestling. He/him.
Ahh late December, when my anxiety turbo spikes, I decide every gift I bought is stupid and will be hated, and I spiral until Christmas. A beloved annual tradition.
December 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Ahh late December, when my anxiety turbo spikes, I decide every gift I bought is stupid and will be hated, and I spiral until Christmas. A beloved annual tradition.
This is such an endearing story
This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!
December 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This is such an endearing story
Does Jordynne Grace know she has a newscaster doppelgänger?
December 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Does Jordynne Grace know she has a newscaster doppelgänger?
I don’t know if this counts as “utility” but it’s one of my favorite recentish cards and is massively impactful every time I play it.
December 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I don’t know if this counts as “utility” but it’s one of my favorite recentish cards and is massively impactful every time I play it.
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honestly crazy to me that wizards never bothered to get another Shandralar (MTG 97) made. it was two decades ahead of the curve on roguelike deckbuilders AND there's so many more sets and worlds to explore now! where is my MTG RPG damnit!!!
December 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
honestly crazy to me that wizards never bothered to get another Shandralar (MTG 97) made. it was two decades ahead of the curve on roguelike deckbuilders AND there's so many more sets and worlds to explore now! where is my MTG RPG damnit!!!
DJ Lagway to Indiana as Mendoza’s successor? People are saying it (it’s me, I’m people).
December 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
DJ Lagway to Indiana as Mendoza’s successor? People are saying it (it’s me, I’m people).
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Taking a break from the sickening tragedy to focus on the beauty for a moment. Rob Reiner achieved something so rare and coveted that artists and entertainers dream of and rarely achieve: cultural permanence. How many times have you made a reference to something going to 11? Shouted "Inconceivable"?
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Taking a break from the sickening tragedy to focus on the beauty for a moment. Rob Reiner achieved something so rare and coveted that artists and entertainers dream of and rarely achieve: cultural permanence. How many times have you made a reference to something going to 11? Shouted "Inconceivable"?
Maryland is living on high degree of difficulty shots. Don’t envision Coit will be able to keep this up for 40 minutes.
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Maryland is living on high degree of difficulty shots. Don’t envision Coit will be able to keep this up for 40 minutes.
Good lord this is the most “telling on yourselves” headline I’ve ever seen.
“We’re running out of good ideas.”
Speak for yourself, Vox.
Speak for yourself, Vox.
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Good lord this is the most “telling on yourselves” headline I’ve ever seen.
This restaurant has Clay Travis on TV and I’m trying to figure out how to remove my ears. This clown hasn’t said one smart or interesting thing in 11 minutes and counting.
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This restaurant has Clay Travis on TV and I’m trying to figure out how to remove my ears. This clown hasn’t said one smart or interesting thing in 11 minutes and counting.
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I saw a clip of an old sitcom with a canned laugh track. That’s what generative AI feels like. Taking something vital & organic and making it hollow & mechanical. Here’s hoping AI’s fate will be the same as laugh tracks. A mocked relic of a time people accepted soulless absurdity for true emotion
December 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I saw a clip of an old sitcom with a canned laugh track. That’s what generative AI feels like. Taking something vital & organic and making it hollow & mechanical. Here’s hoping AI’s fate will be the same as laugh tracks. A mocked relic of a time people accepted soulless absurdity for true emotion
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I'm not interested in Sherrone Moore's "side of the story" when the story is stepping out on your wife and three young children with a subordinate at work. Fuck his story.
"What we haven't heard yet is Sherrone Moore's side of this. And he gets his say in this particular situation as well. I do know he felt like people had it in for him for an awful long time."
- Adam Schefter on the firing of Sherrone Moore
- Adam Schefter on the firing of Sherrone Moore
December 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I'm not interested in Sherrone Moore's "side of the story" when the story is stepping out on your wife and three young children with a subordinate at work. Fuck his story.
Co-sign. Beyond all the social/cultural/he looked the other way at abuse reasons to put the Bo lineage in the rear view mirror (which are more than enough!), I think the biggest on field flaw of most of the Michigan coaches in my lifetime was being beholden to outdated offenses. Bring in new blood.
The next coach of the university of Michigan football program should have no connection to program. It’s time to leave the cargo cult of Jim Harbaugh/bo Schembechler. It’s time to Be Serious About Offense. It’s time to Drop Bags. It’s time to cheat even more. We are entering a brave new era
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Co-sign. Beyond all the social/cultural/he looked the other way at abuse reasons to put the Bo lineage in the rear view mirror (which are more than enough!), I think the biggest on field flaw of most of the Michigan coaches in my lifetime was being beholden to outdated offenses. Bring in new blood.
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Michigan Head Football Coach Jason Eck, imho, and hurry up
December 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Michigan Head Football Coach Jason Eck, imho, and hurry up
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December 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I’m very excited to be getting more FF stuff, and was lucky enough to get the scene boxes at MSRP, but seriously @magic.wizards.com y’all gotta find a way to keep this from happening. All 4 boxes curved to borderline unplayable.
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I’m very excited to be getting more FF stuff, and was lucky enough to get the scene boxes at MSRP, but seriously @magic.wizards.com y’all gotta find a way to keep this from happening. All 4 boxes curved to borderline unplayable.
Pictured: Kirk Herbstreit when discussing a 3 loss Bama team that’s been completely uncompetitive today and hasn’t had a good win in six weeks.
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pictured: Kirk Herbstreit when discussing a 3 loss Bama team that’s been completely uncompetitive today and hasn’t had a good win in six weeks.
Brandon Aubrey’s greatness makes me wonder if he’s just a unicorn or if there’s a hall of fame kicker waiting to happen on every random second tier soccer team and nobody has found a way to scout and develop them yet.
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Brandon Aubrey’s greatness makes me wonder if he’s just a unicorn or if there’s a hall of fame kicker waiting to happen on every random second tier soccer team and nobody has found a way to scout and develop them yet.
Kevin Knight vs Kyle Fletcher feels like a world title match preview for 2-3 years from now. Those two seriously brought it tonight.
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Kevin Knight vs Kyle Fletcher feels like a world title match preview for 2-3 years from now. Those two seriously brought it tonight.
The early Magic controversy about playing with sleeves is maybe, in retrospect, the strangest hot button issue in the history of the game.
July 4th, 1998
The annual DCI meeting includes a floor rules change where players can no longer ask their opponents to desleeve their decks.
"The ramifications of this are apparent. Worn cards are now allowed and not considered marked."
The annual DCI meeting includes a floor rules change where players can no longer ask their opponents to desleeve their decks.
"The ramifications of this are apparent. Worn cards are now allowed and not considered marked."
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The early Magic controversy about playing with sleeves is maybe, in retrospect, the strangest hot button issue in the history of the game.
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Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
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December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
Finished product. Will post a transform video once I work up the courage to do it.
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Finished product. Will post a transform video once I work up the courage to do it.
Happy Wait In The MagicCon Vegas Ticket Queue day to all who celebrate.
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Happy Wait In The MagicCon Vegas Ticket Queue day to all who celebrate.
8 of 10 bags down, last 2 are assorted accessories.
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
8 of 10 bags down, last 2 are assorted accessories.
I may be pretty over WWE booking but I’m not skipping a big 4 PPV in my city.
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I may be pretty over WWE booking but I’m not skipping a big 4 PPV in my city.