mark
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birds, butts, politics and sometimes sports; 18+
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At my local Walgreens and it’s decorated to the fourteens for Valentine’s Day. Easily 85% of the helium balloons hung about the store bear their messages in Spanish. I love this.
February 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
At my local Walgreens and it’s decorated to the fourteens for Valentine’s Day. Easily 85% of the helium balloons hung about the store bear their messages in Spanish. I love this.
Most bags of bird seed will list the species likely to enjoy what’s inside, but I tell you nary a one will end that list “… plus squirrels.” 🐿️
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Most bags of bird seed will list the species likely to enjoy what’s inside, but I tell you nary a one will end that list “… plus squirrels.” 🐿️
The backlash to this halftime show would be giving “what, me learn something?” if it wasn’t such a racist affront, on its face. Qué triste.
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 PM
The backlash to this halftime show would be giving “what, me learn something?” if it wasn’t such a racist affront, on its face. Qué triste.
My closeted ass was set to host a few gal pals to watch the game one year. I had the tv on for noise while cleaning all day, tuned to an AbFab marathon on Comedy Central, a show I’d never seen. After about the fifth or sixth belly laugh, I was that much gayer. I have never had so much fun vacuuming.
February 8, 2026 at 11:42 AM
My closeted ass was set to host a few gal pals to watch the game one year. I had the tv on for noise while cleaning all day, tuned to an AbFab marathon on Comedy Central, a show I’d never seen. After about the fifth or sixth belly laugh, I was that much gayer. I have never had so much fun vacuuming.
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Gonna start greeting the repairmen visiting our place with “hello and welcome to the lawsuit!”
February 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Gonna start greeting the repairmen visiting our place with “hello and welcome to the lawsuit!”
This is a good read.
The Evidence of Our Eyes and Ears Is Under Attack
Extensive video footage is prevailing in debunking false accounts of Alex Pretti’s killing in Minneapolis. Next time, it may not be enough.
www.theringer.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:41 AM
This is a good read.
I need to rewatch that.
January 27, 2026 at 10:42 AM
I need to rewatch that.
So, like, what are your guys’s hopes and dreams and stuff?
January 27, 2026 at 10:41 AM
So, like, what are your guys’s hopes and dreams and stuff?
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Happy sunday everyone
January 25, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Happy sunday everyone
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Our country was founded on resistance to a tyrant.
Attorney General Pam Bondi: "Our country was founded on law enforcement"
Bondi: "It's extremely organized. The signs they have are all matching, they're well written. And look at what's happening today. How did these people go out & get gas masks? These protesters. Would you know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask? Think about that. We're not gonna have it"
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Our country was founded on resistance to a tyrant.
January 25, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Profile banner courtesy of Blcksmth. Find him on Instagram if somehow you don’t yet know his work.
January 25, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Profile banner courtesy of Blcksmth. Find him on Instagram if somehow you don’t yet know his work.
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One of the best organizers I know in the Twin Cities has a great line, "We can't always take away the hurt, but we can take away the alone."
January 25, 2026 at 4:49 AM
One of the best organizers I know in the Twin Cities has a great line, "We can't always take away the hurt, but we can take away the alone."
It feels like -10 and the doughnut shop 1000 feet away probably survived the night, right?
January 24, 2026 at 11:38 AM
It feels like -10 and the doughnut shop 1000 feet away probably survived the night, right?
Sometimes I forget that a lot of you have accents that would pound my pineal gland.
January 24, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Sometimes I forget that a lot of you have accents that would pound my pineal gland.
Digging the pinky blue light cast by some rainbow window privacy film.
January 23, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Digging the pinky blue light cast by some rainbow window privacy film.
This Sudetenland talk …sorry, Greenland… is distressing.
January 20, 2026 at 12:18 AM
This Sudetenland talk …sorry, Greenland… is distressing.
I’ve been lucky enough to catch Prince, Aimee Mann, Paul Westerberg, Mos Def + Talib Kweli, David Bowie, Belle & Sebastian, Hole + Garbage, R.E.M., Pearl Jam, OutKast, Paul Oakenfold, Dua Lipa and The Indigo Girls. In/around Boston. Oh and Cher + Cyndi Lauper, twice, on successive nights. Don’t ask.
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I’ve been lucky enough to catch Prince, Aimee Mann, Paul Westerberg, Mos Def + Talib Kweli, David Bowie, Belle & Sebastian, Hole + Garbage, R.E.M., Pearl Jam, OutKast, Paul Oakenfold, Dua Lipa and The Indigo Girls. In/around Boston. Oh and Cher + Cyndi Lauper, twice, on successive nights. Don’t ask.