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Clare
@twirlingteacups.bsky.social
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Just a husk in a pinafore dress.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 17m
They’ve just said the “quintessential British experience is going to Nando’s”
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 32m
Help we’re in a resturant and surrounded by Americans.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 5h
Frankenstein exhibition on Halloween was a very good idea.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 8h
Appropriate Halloween dress I think. 🍄
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reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 9h
they always say "werewolf"
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 22h
Excellent jumper work by Claudia.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 22h
Noooo!!!! HOW DARE YOU.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 22h
Oh Alan. #CelebTraitors
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Debbie M @heavenstobetsie.bsky.social · 1d
Buying this instead of turning the heating on this winter. Checkmate, energy companies
k8lister.bsky.social Kate Lister @k8lister.bsky.social · 1d
“& what does this incredible product do to “alleviate symptoms associated with perimenopause & menopause”? It heats up. Because that’s what any woman dealing with hot flushes that could be measured on the Scoville scale needs, right? A hot vibrator up her chuff? Genius.”

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With the menopause dildo, we've officially reached peak menopause bollocks
The menopause has become a great way to cash in on women who are struggling
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 1d
Let me know what you think.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 1d
Bit of both I think.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 1d
Train to London and the Lily Allen album, which is quite something.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 1d
Yep! ☺️
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 1d
Joe Marler that was glorious.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 1d
Blimey yes it must.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 1d
and a Liverpool player has just got a red card.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 1d
Gotta love a pudding.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 1d
Joe please write Jonathan’s name then!!
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 1d
Oh, my goodness.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 1d
I was looking at this the other day, and trying to decide if I need it, which I probably do.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 1d
Happy Birthday!
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 2d
Single-panel colour cartoon by Dave Blazek (loosepartscomic.com). Two ghosts, wearing white sheets, sit at a restaurant table. One says: "Really? Wow. I've never dated someone with a thread count of 400 before."
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 1d
😂
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 1d
There was no chill in this house.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 1d
We’re going to be in London for Halloween which will either be brilliant or strange, hoping for strange.