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Craig!

Craig!

@twistatron.bsky.social

120 followers 190 following 690 posts

He/Him. I'm having fun on the computer

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 5h

I'm not saying anything new here but true freedom really is playing the games you want to play with no regard for newness, perceived quality or player base.
Satisfactory, Final Fantasy XIII-2 and Yugen Saga on heavy rotation right now and it feels great!

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 5h

Always awgasm annual

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 22h

It's not just easy,it's simple! You're channelling internet sleuth energy – sniffing out robotic intruders wherever they may hide.

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 1d

Me watching Brian Tyler Cohen and timing how long until he says Democrats can solve the problem to gauge how dire things are

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John Ryan, Cornbread Stuffing Liker @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 1d

Alan Wake 2

Velodus 🦃🍂 @velodus.bsky.social · Nov 1

From @acablart on Twitter: "november sucks. cant shave cant nut and you have to write a 50k word novel

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 2d

Dolce and Vabana 😌

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 3d

You are you own worst critic, meanwhile I use you as step one in teaching anyone who asks about the alt right pipeline because your videos are so incredible

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · 4d

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 4d

God Save The Queen really is the Outer Worlds 2 of Sex Pistols songs

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 5d

It's honestly very childish, they seem to think that the Greens stole their moment out from underneath them, like they were somehow owed the support of the UK left and we snatched it. Green's are literally just stating what their policies are while YP seethe and complain in the background.

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 5d

A bit of good news!

Humanists UK @humanists.uk · 5d

Important update: starting today, women in England can access the morning-after pill free of charge on the NHS in high-street pharmacies. www.england.nhs.uk/2025/10/free...

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 5d

I'm playing Yugen Saga (Remake of the classic MMO Illutia) and I've come across what I believe to be one of the most insane weapon skins of any game: Behold - Granny Blade.

My character Felisae, a 2d sprite character with pigtails, sunglasses, monster feet and a grinning skull shield. Most prominently, she is wielding a sword that features the impaled corpse of an old lady. It covers the majority of the sprite and looks insane.

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 5d

Can you imagine the sunday scaries that these AI bros are getting, knowing that every week could be the week they crash the global economy

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 5d

Adding this image to the list I call "Greatest images to be the sole evidence of our civilisation discovered 5000 years from now"

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 5d

angel: can I suggest we name the next day morrow?
god: no to morrow
angel: *scribbling* if you insist

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dj EVIL @djmuel.bsky.social · 6d

gov: "u have to repair and maintain your properties like we already laid out in legislation 20 years ago"

landlords: "THIS IS THE SAME AS 9/11"

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 6d

balls base

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 7d

Tech oligarch insists his tech will change the world so you should invest

"Bill Gates warns AI will take over most jobs and leave humans working just two days a week"

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 7d

I think "What is your opinion on ChatGPT" would make a great dating app filter question these days, alongside "Did you wear a mask during Covid?" because it's guaranteed to get an honest and easily filterable response. Man, I'm so glad I'm not in the dating game, this seems exhausting.

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 7d

No hate to Reggie I'm sure he also wishes he hadn't created Fuck Shit Stack

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 7d

The core of the 2000s internet was that you'd find videos that you would immediately scroll past if they were posted today, internalise them entirely and then continuously quote lines from them ad nauseum. This post is specifically about Reggie Watts Fuck Shit Stack but you know I'm right.

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 7d

That's actually the Edging Hotel and he says that to everyone that walks past

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 7d

I can't believe I peeled 10 potatoes just to be sent to another questgiver

Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 8d

a cartoon of a person with their mouth open and the words this can n't be happening

Alt: Cell dying to a single Bluesky like, his main weakness

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