🌮 Two Yutes 🐸
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2_yutes over there. Proud Vermin. Former Chicago Democrat now a 🔵 in a Big Red state. Satire is an art. #Clamily
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· Nov 18
a man wearing sunglasses and a hat with the words we 're putting the band back together
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a hat with the words we 're putting the band back together
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For those of us who are done over there and sad about the friends and content left behind, just remember it's gonna be one Hell of a reunion show.
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Meanwhile the Tyson CEO is obviously no suffering.🤬
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Meanwhile the Tyson CEO is obviously no suffering.🤬
I'm flying tomorrow and will be wearing my Grinch pajama pants and Ducky slippers.
Bring it Sean 😂
Bring it Sean 😂
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I'm flying tomorrow and will be wearing my Grinch pajama pants and Ducky slippers.
Bring it Sean 😂
Bring it Sean 😂
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November 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Games (especially Christmas themed) are a very popular request this year.
Please consider donating & reposting! 🙏🏼
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Donnie’s got it bad.
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Donnie’s got it bad.
Nebraska's MAGA Governor, Senators, and Congressmen all made this happen, and now ask for our "Thoughts and Prayers" for the 3,000 people who will lose their jobs a month after Christmas. I hate my state.
ruralradio.com/kneb-am/news...
ruralradio.com/kneb-am/news...
Nebraska leaders blast Tyson’s decision to close Lexington beef plant
Nebraska leaders blast Tyson’s decision to close Lexington beef plant Nebraska leaders react to the bombshell announcement from Tyson Foods, announcing plants to close its Lexington beef plant. Sen.
ruralradio.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Nebraska's MAGA Governor, Senators, and Congressmen all made this happen, and now ask for our "Thoughts and Prayers" for the 3,000 people who will lose their jobs a month after Christmas. I hate my state.
ruralradio.com/kneb-am/news...
ruralradio.com/kneb-am/news...
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See, this is where racism and the belief of superiority over others makes White men like these two plot shyt like this.
So, two white guys plotted to roll up on a island off of Haiti and take over. Pffft!
Yeah, okay.🤭
My goodness! Where were their fathers?
www.yahoo.com/news/videos/...
So, two white guys plotted to roll up on a island off of Haiti and take over. Pffft!
Yeah, okay.🤭
My goodness! Where were their fathers?
www.yahoo.com/news/videos/...
Two Texas men charged in shocking plot to invade Haitian island
Prosecutors say two Texas men plotted to invade Haiti’s Gonave Island, kill its male residents and enslave women and children. (Credit: FOX 4 Dallas-Fort Worth)
www.yahoo.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
See, this is where racism and the belief of superiority over others makes White men like these two plot shyt like this.
So, two white guys plotted to roll up on a island off of Haiti and take over. Pffft!
Yeah, okay.🤭
My goodness! Where were their fathers?
www.yahoo.com/news/videos/...
So, two white guys plotted to roll up on a island off of Haiti and take over. Pffft!
Yeah, okay.🤭
My goodness! Where were their fathers?
www.yahoo.com/news/videos/...
DHS just opened the "Cornhusker Clink" immigration detention facility 1:20 away in McCook. The Governor supported DHS and accepts the closure of the Lexington plant as a "business decision."
The beef processing plant Tyson is closing is only one of 19 since 2023.
It seems the bill of goods we’ve been sold that the gop in red states are pro business may not be entirely true.
It seems the bill of goods we’ve been sold that the gop in red states are pro business may not be entirely true.
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
DHS just opened the "Cornhusker Clink" immigration detention facility 1:20 away in McCook. The Governor supported DHS and accepts the closure of the Lexington plant as a "business decision."
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November 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Don Jr and Eric Trump after seeing their father show more affection towards Zohran Mamdani and MbS.
November 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Don Jr and Eric Trump after seeing their father show more affection towards Zohran Mamdani and MbS.
I'm having pizza for supper.
Marge Greene announces she is resigning from Congress, that she doesn’t want to go through a brutal primary against a Trump backed opponent, and says Trump has treated her like a battered wife and has been hateful to her and is trying to destroy her.
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I'm having pizza for supper.
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“I’m out of here bitches.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“I’m out of here bitches.”
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This is AI, but it is funny though 😅
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This is AI, but it is funny though 😅
@mariablack.bsky.social
I'm listening to XM 70's on 7 and this just came on. Enjoy, cause I know you haven't heard this enough!
youtu.be/lR-8tb8IC40?...
I'm listening to XM 70's on 7 and this just came on. Enjoy, cause I know you haven't heard this enough!
youtu.be/lR-8tb8IC40?...
BW Stevenson - My Maria
YouTube video by t. Roy & The Smoking Section
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November 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
@mariablack.bsky.social
I'm listening to XM 70's on 7 and this just came on. Enjoy, cause I know you haven't heard this enough!
youtu.be/lR-8tb8IC40?...
I'm listening to XM 70's on 7 and this just came on. Enjoy, cause I know you haven't heard this enough!
youtu.be/lR-8tb8IC40?...
Serious question. What are the chances Trump goes full Anti-Mamdani next week and today was just for the cameras?
My Spidey Sense tells me this love affair isn't going to last.
My Spidey Sense tells me this love affair isn't going to last.
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Serious question. What are the chances Trump goes full Anti-Mamdani next week and today was just for the cameras?
My Spidey Sense tells me this love affair isn't going to last.
My Spidey Sense tells me this love affair isn't going to last.
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MAGA was never meant to end with Trump.
Movements don’t die...they evolve.
The next phase is already being engineered.
*This newsletter article went to paid subscribers only, on Wednesday, Nov 19th. Same article...today...with NO paywall. FREE.👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
Movements don’t die...they evolve.
The next phase is already being engineered.
*This newsletter article went to paid subscribers only, on Wednesday, Nov 19th. Same article...today...with NO paywall. FREE.👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MAGA was never meant to end with Trump.
Movements don’t die...they evolve.
The next phase is already being engineered.
*This newsletter article went to paid subscribers only, on Wednesday, Nov 19th. Same article...today...with NO paywall. FREE.👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
Movements don’t die...they evolve.
The next phase is already being engineered.
*This newsletter article went to paid subscribers only, on Wednesday, Nov 19th. Same article...today...with NO paywall. FREE.👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
There's gonna be a ton of MAGA merch for sale at the next flea market.
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
There's gonna be a ton of MAGA merch for sale at the next flea market.
Today, Nebraska lost 3,000 jobs in a town of 10,000. Tyson just announced the closure of a meat packing plant. Connect the dots as to who was working there.
The Trump jobs numbers just can't be correct. This many layoffs are happening, and it's clear they're not being counted.
Type "layoffs" into Google, go to news, and scroll a few pages, seeing the DAILY layoffs across the country. www.usatoday.com/story/money/...
Type "layoffs" into Google, go to news, and scroll a few pages, seeing the DAILY layoffs across the country. www.usatoday.com/story/money/...
Layoffs are hitting. See the major companies cutting jobs in 2025.
Verizon, Amazon, Target and Paramount are just a few of the many companies to have announced layoffs in 2025.
www.usatoday.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Today, Nebraska lost 3,000 jobs in a town of 10,000. Tyson just announced the closure of a meat packing plant. Connect the dots as to who was working there.
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😆🤣😆
guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
😆🤣😆
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Republicans crafted an entire midterm strategy around making Mamdani the face of the Democratic Party and portraying him as the most dangerous political figure in American history. Called him a jihadist. Introduced a resolution in the House condemning socialism. All gone now.
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Republicans crafted an entire midterm strategy around making Mamdani the face of the Democratic Party and portraying him as the most dangerous political figure in American history. Called him a jihadist. Introduced a resolution in the House condemning socialism. All gone now.
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I need help fulfilling Christmas wishes for underprivileged children.
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November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I need help fulfilling Christmas wishes for underprivileged children.
🙏🏼 PLEASE help spread the word by sharing this wishlist⬇️ with friends & families that can help. This year is especially hard to get donations.
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Donald and Zohran sitting in a tree... 🎵 🎶
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Donald and Zohran sitting in a tree... 🎵 🎶
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Oh Usha, you go girl!
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Oh Usha, you go girl!
