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🌮 Two Yutes

@twoyutes.bsky.social

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2_yutes over there. Proud Vermin. Former Chicago Democrat now a 🔵 in a Big Red state. Satire is an art. #Clamily

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · Nov 18

For those of us who are done over there and sad about the friends and content left behind, just remember it's gonna be one Hell of a reunion show.

a man wearing sunglasses and a hat with the words we 're putting the band back together

ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a hat with the words we 're putting the band back together

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ABC15 Arizona @abc15.com · 1h

REST IN PEACE: Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, also known as Sister Jean, has died at 106. She became famous during the Loyola Ramblers' run to the NCAA Men's Final Four in 2018.

Loyola Chicago’s beloved Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, known as Sister Jean, dies at 106

Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, a longtime team chaplain for Loyola University Chicago, has died at the age of 106, the university announced on Thursday.

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1h

Two weeks for peace in Ukraine was another joke that worked on his followers.

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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 1h

I hereby nominate the Portland Frog for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Municipal Fox @amunicipalfox.bsky.social · 1d

This frog is your FRIEND
He fights for FREEDOM

Person in a frog costume faces down ICE agents

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1h

#7 all day. 😂

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hopeful66 @hopeful66.bsky.social · 7h

go.bsky.app/R8EaFNV

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1h

New Yorkers would find that deli-lightful.

It's late, that's all I got left 😂

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 6h

“Satire is the most powerful weapon in a democracy because it forces people to laugh at their leaders, and once you make people laugh at authority, you’ve won.” - Lenny Bruce and others @diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1h

There's a restaurant chain here in the Midwest called Carlos O'Kelly's.

There should really be one called Carlos Appelbaum's.

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1h

👏👏👍 🐟

🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1h

Yo Quiero Matzah Ball

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 2h

There is no chimichanga and the burrito was already taken.

🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 2h

I ♥️ U2 Brick

🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 2h

Live to see another day! Harry is having a Bud with us!

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 2h

6-0 🔥

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 2h

a man wearing a white hat and a white shirt is giving a thumbs up sign .

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 3h

5-0, then 7-0, then back to 5-0. It's the Cubs.

🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 3h

Love a good crunch wrap, just not sure it fits with celebrating the birth of the baby Jesus.

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Mei @maybellinecdn.bsky.social · 3h

I’ve never related so much to a mug…

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 3h

👀 😂

Emoji only replies tonight, Cubs are up 4-0 in the 7th.

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 3h

I searched for other 2 yutes accounts when I got here a year ago and check my handle every couple of months on clearsky and you've never showed up before today. Stick with Dirk or savage or whatever, just not this one. I'll delete this post tomorrow.

🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 4h

@dirkdigler.bsky.social You need to change your handle bro, like NOW in or I'm reporting you ASAP. Not cool dude. You will be blocked by a lot of people.