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🌮 Two Yutes

@twoyutes.bsky.social

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2_yutes over there. Proud Vermin. Former Chicago Democrat now a 🔵 in a Big Red state. Satire is an art. #Clamily

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · Nov 18

For those of us who are done over there and sad about the friends and content left behind, just remember it's gonna be one Hell of a reunion show.

a man wearing sunglasses and a hat with the words we 're putting the band back together

ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a hat with the words we 're putting the band back together

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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 4h

if I may-

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Morgan Fairchild @morgfair.bsky.social · 4h

You've asked for it and here it is! My new podcast, 2 Bitches From Texas, with my sister Cathryn Hartt is now live on Spotify! Check out the trailer and make sure to subscribe. bit.ly/474rY5l

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Paulette Feeney ❌️👑 @pauletteparis1.bsky.social · 5h

I tried all day to join antifa.
I was thwarted!
•No website.
•No email.
•No Substack.
•No Instagram.
•No LinkedIn
•No TikTok
•Not even a lousy Facebook page.

I wonder if Pam Bondi can help me find them.

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 4h

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 4h

I feel the same way when I see 8008135 on a calculator.

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Vincenzo @vincenzodon.bsky.social · 4h

Amen, dude.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16h

JUST NOW IN MEMPHIS — Rep. @justinjpearson.bsky.social announces his run for Congress: “Believe in me, because I believe you deserve the best. It’s about US.”

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 4h

That's an absolute YES Eddie! 🎶🎵

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Eddie Smith @eddsmitty.bsky.social · 6h

My grandfather once told me when I was a little boy that singing the Blues is all about a good man or woman feeling sad. This clip reminded me of me & grandpa's convo.

Look at these three legends.

Should I do a thread on the origin of the blues? 🤔

Serious question, fam.

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