byakuya’s baby mama
@txaries.bsky.social
29 | SATX | ♈︎ ♍︎ ♋︎ | elder emo | demi ace
Here for the girls and the gays. No DMs otherwise. Views my own.
Here for the girls and the gays. No DMs otherwise. Views my own.
Thanksgiving is always such a weird holiday bc like you should be thankful for everything you have but at the same time you’re lowkey celebrating the demise of natives
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Thanksgiving is always such a weird holiday bc like you should be thankful for everything you have but at the same time you’re lowkey celebrating the demise of natives
a boat called “Money Well Wasted” capsized in Florida
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November 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
a boat called “Money Well Wasted” capsized in Florida
brought my cat with me to house/pet sit with three other cats
the friendliest of the cats came over for pets, sniffed me, and then ran away 😭
the friendliest of the cats came over for pets, sniffed me, and then ran away 😭
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
brought my cat with me to house/pet sit with three other cats
the friendliest of the cats came over for pets, sniffed me, and then ran away 😭
the friendliest of the cats came over for pets, sniffed me, and then ran away 😭
I beg your finest fucking pardon?
Even if we ignore the hemorrhoid part, what do you mean you bit down cus you thought it was a dingleberry?????
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I beg your finest fucking pardon?
I feel like I wouldn’t care but it’s never happened before so idk lol
Serious inquiry, because I’ve heard differing opinions on this.
Would you all date someone with the same birthday as you ? Why or why not ?
Would you all date someone with the same birthday as you ? Why or why not ?
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I feel like I wouldn’t care but it’s never happened before so idk lol
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Women deserve so much credit for risking life and limb to have babies. They also deserve to be slapped for risking all that for these useless baby daddies they choose.
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Women deserve so much credit for risking life and limb to have babies. They also deserve to be slapped for risking all that for these useless baby daddies they choose.
Speedy is so damn cute man
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Speedy is so damn cute man
my manager told me some tea and I am mindblown lmao
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
my manager told me some tea and I am mindblown lmao
almost December and I’m still getting bit by mosquitoes
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
almost December and I’m still getting bit by mosquitoes
EXACTLY.
and it’s okay to like chicken tenders and nuggets!
and it’s okay to like chicken tenders and nuggets!
There is no such thing as boneless wings. Those are just cut up chicken tenders grow up!
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
EXACTLY.
and it’s okay to like chicken tenders and nuggets!
and it’s okay to like chicken tenders and nuggets!
*me talking about quitting*
my mom: but then you’d have to move back in
me: okay but then I could go back to school
my mom: isn’t that what dad and I told you to do?
me: 😐
my mom: but then you’d have to move back in
me: okay but then I could go back to school
my mom: isn’t that what dad and I told you to do?
me: 😐
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
*me talking about quitting*
my mom: but then you’d have to move back in
me: okay but then I could go back to school
my mom: isn’t that what dad and I told you to do?
me: 😐
my mom: but then you’d have to move back in
me: okay but then I could go back to school
my mom: isn’t that what dad and I told you to do?
me: 😐
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YES 😂🤣🤣
JAMAICAN WILHELMINA IS THAT YOU!?
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
YES 😂🤣🤣
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Some thoughts on income tax: People who don’t consider themselves particularly high earners - they’re middle class, maybe earning less than their peers - may feel fleeced by taxation because every pay rise is negligible impact.
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Some thoughts on income tax: People who don’t consider themselves particularly high earners - they’re middle class, maybe earning less than their peers - may feel fleeced by taxation because every pay rise is negligible impact.
this is sending me bc I JUST started watching Ugly Betty for the first time 😂😂
I’m still floored by dat DUTTY GYAL a sleep inna one DOG BED. Mi noah she smell RENK
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 AM
this is sending me bc I JUST started watching Ugly Betty for the first time 😂😂
just another manic Monday
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
just another manic Monday
I really need to write my Apple password down somewhere. I’ve reset this bitch a hundred times bc I never remember and they’ll randomly make me sign in somewhere I can’t use Face ID. 😭
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I really need to write my Apple password down somewhere. I’ve reset this bitch a hundred times bc I never remember and they’ll randomly make me sign in somewhere I can’t use Face ID. 😭
my mom couldn’t add her boarding passes to her Apple wallet bc she has her font too large and Southwest’s little pop up about batteries and hazardous material wouldn’t let her click on anything bc it was too far zoomed in 💀
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
my mom couldn’t add her boarding passes to her Apple wallet bc she has her font too large and Southwest’s little pop up about batteries and hazardous material wouldn’t let her click on anything bc it was too far zoomed in 💀
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I have deduced that in 2025 (soon to be 2026) anyone who keeps those idiotic “[insert general physical trait/body part/piece of clothing here] is a demon” posts in rotation is someone who has zero conversational skills & the last place they need to be is online. Learn to flirt.
those “if she has a nose ring or glasses” etc. posts are so fucking annoying
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I have deduced that in 2025 (soon to be 2026) anyone who keeps those idiotic “[insert general physical trait/body part/piece of clothing here] is a demon” posts in rotation is someone who has zero conversational skills & the last place they need to be is online. Learn to flirt.
those “if she has a nose ring or glasses” etc. posts are so fucking annoying
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
those “if she has a nose ring or glasses” etc. posts are so fucking annoying
damnit I missed bogo tacos yesterday
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
damnit I missed bogo tacos yesterday
what the fuck
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
what the fuck
idk if it’s bc I’m demi or neurodivergent or simply just bc I’m the problem but language matters so much to me
if you say you wanna hang out, that’s cool and dandy
if you say you wanna take me out, instant ick 😭
if you say you wanna hang out, that’s cool and dandy
if you say you wanna take me out, instant ick 😭
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
idk if it’s bc I’m demi or neurodivergent or simply just bc I’m the problem but language matters so much to me
if you say you wanna hang out, that’s cool and dandy
if you say you wanna take me out, instant ick 😭
if you say you wanna hang out, that’s cool and dandy
if you say you wanna take me out, instant ick 😭
why did this man send me a shirtless pic but it’s a snap memory from four years ago
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
why did this man send me a shirtless pic but it’s a snap memory from four years ago
supposed to be house sitting for a few days and I have not packed
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
supposed to be house sitting for a few days and I have not packed
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or an app
I genuinely hate how everything requires a subscription
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
or an app