byakuya’s baby mama
@txaries.bsky.social
29 | SATX | ♈︎ ♍︎ ♋︎ | elder emo | demi ace
Here for the girls and the gays. No DMs otherwise. Views my own.
Here for the girls and the gays. No DMs otherwise. Views my own.
going on vacation with my mom in a lil bit and she’s like “I’m ready for a break”
SHE’S RETIRED!?
SHE’S RETIRED!?
February 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
going on vacation with my mom in a lil bit and she’s like “I’m ready for a break”
SHE’S RETIRED!?
SHE’S RETIRED!?
I still have all my work stuff sent to my parents’ and my mom jacked the JBL wireless earbuds they sent as my EOY gift 😂
February 2, 2026 at 6:12 AM
I still have all my work stuff sent to my parents’ and my mom jacked the JBL wireless earbuds they sent as my EOY gift 😂
saw the most diabolical BBL at the grocery store today
February 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
saw the most diabolical BBL at the grocery store today
going to attempt to make curry goat
February 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
going to attempt to make curry goat
looking at google reviews and this company has 10+ good staff reviews posted precisely 20 hours ago 🤨
February 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
looking at google reviews and this company has 10+ good staff reviews posted precisely 20 hours ago 🤨
trying to think of normal reasons a man in a dodge truck with grille guards would be wearing a mask and hat INSIDE the truck
February 1, 2026 at 1:14 PM
trying to think of normal reasons a man in a dodge truck with grille guards would be wearing a mask and hat INSIDE the truck
I just saw someone’s poor cat running around scared outside 😭
January 31, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I just saw someone’s poor cat running around scared outside 😭
just fucking realized I got distracted making a cake earlier and forgot to add in a whole cup of flour and that’s why it turned out the way it did
January 30, 2026 at 11:29 PM
just fucking realized I got distracted making a cake earlier and forgot to add in a whole cup of flour and that’s why it turned out the way it did
when your cat is laying in front of the space heater so content and you go to pet them and their fur is SCORCHING like bro why have you not moved???
January 30, 2026 at 11:24 PM
when your cat is laying in front of the space heater so content and you go to pet them and their fur is SCORCHING like bro why have you not moved???
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I'm coming out of braiding retirement at the end of the school year.
1. The streets need me cuz they be overcharging y'all.
2. Divorce and chronic health issues are expensive.
1. The streets need me cuz they be overcharging y'all.
2. Divorce and chronic health issues are expensive.
January 30, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I'm coming out of braiding retirement at the end of the school year.
1. The streets need me cuz they be overcharging y'all.
2. Divorce and chronic health issues are expensive.
1. The streets need me cuz they be overcharging y'all.
2. Divorce and chronic health issues are expensive.
America is in the fucking trenches right now
January 30, 2026 at 5:39 PM
America is in the fucking trenches right now
Black currant ✨
January 30, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Black currant ✨
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Evidence across many sectors showing how the uber-rich are benefitting from Trump’s economy while everyone else gets screwed.
January 29, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Evidence across many sectors showing how the uber-rich are benefitting from Trump’s economy while everyone else gets screwed.
I used to be a knife-and-spoon girly but since I’m the only one that lives here, I’m a lick-the-knife-in-between kinda girl now
I just found out that my spouse makes a PB&J sandwich using the same knife for both toppings, instead of one knife for each separate container.
We've been married for over 16 years. I cannot believe I just discovered this NOW.
Is it 1 knife or 2 when making PB&J? Chime in!
We've been married for over 16 years. I cannot believe I just discovered this NOW.
Is it 1 knife or 2 when making PB&J? Chime in!
January 30, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I used to be a knife-and-spoon girly but since I’m the only one that lives here, I’m a lick-the-knife-in-between kinda girl now
“Where are all the cute guys at? Pumpkin season’s over. Dump your girlfriends and come find me!”
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 PM
“Where are all the cute guys at? Pumpkin season’s over. Dump your girlfriends and come find me!”
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
it’s actually a very nice 36° out
January 29, 2026 at 1:22 PM
it’s actually a very nice 36° out
I just bought six lil boxes of sour patch kids 😭
Be safe:
Sour Patch Kids
Trolli Sour Bite Crawlers
Twizzlers
Laffy Taffy Banana
Nerds Gummy Cluster
Jolly Rancher Hard Candy Sour Apple and Strawberry
Sour Patch Kids
Trolli Sour Bite Crawlers
Twizzlers
Laffy Taffy Banana
Nerds Gummy Cluster
Jolly Rancher Hard Candy Sour Apple and Strawberry
Candy found with elevated levels of arsenic, Florida investigation finds
January 29, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I just bought six lil boxes of sour patch kids 😭
Ms. Shirley died??????
January 29, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Ms. Shirley died??????
y’all saw how ICE detained a man and the disabled son he took care of died? despicable
January 28, 2026 at 12:34 PM
y’all saw how ICE detained a man and the disabled son he took care of died? despicable
love this show so much!!
January 28, 2026 at 12:10 PM
love this show so much!!
Bc why am I purple and black???
“Where did this bruise come from?”- every light skinned person ever
January 28, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Bc why am I purple and black???
added too many blueberries to my fancy loaf pan and it stuck
a cartoon of a dog sitting at a table with a cup of coffee
ALT: a cartoon of a dog sitting at a table with a cup of coffee
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:13 AM
added too many blueberries to my fancy loaf pan and it stuck
This is especially heinous
Ketchup in grits?????!! As if we ain’t got enough shit going on already…
January 28, 2026 at 4:24 AM
This is especially heinous
thread of recent vocal stims
January 28, 2026 at 1:36 AM
thread of recent vocal stims