byakuya’s baby mama
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29 | SATX | ♈︎ ♍︎ ♋︎ | elder emo | demi ace
Here for the girls and the gays. No DMs otherwise. Views my own.
Here for the girls and the gays. No DMs otherwise. Views my own.
Elmo is an Aquarius
February 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Elmo is an Aquarius
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You call it "hyper independent" I call it "I gotta do it or else it won't get done".
February 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
You call it "hyper independent" I call it "I gotta do it or else it won't get done".
who knows where I’d be now if I had been properly medicated as a teen
February 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
who knows where I’d be now if I had been properly medicated as a teen
Supposed to be in a leadership meeting and they’re all talking about teething babies
February 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Supposed to be in a leadership meeting and they’re all talking about teething babies
it feels like it should be 2 pm but it’s 10 am
February 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
it feels like it should be 2 pm but it’s 10 am
Air fryer!
How do y’all cook your bacon?
Frying? Baking sheet in the oven? Alternative method.
Turkey bacon counts.
Frying? Baking sheet in the oven? Alternative method.
Turkey bacon counts.
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Air fryer!
Non-violence when they are literally killing us? Oh. Okay.
Success lies in non-violent defiance. As soon as violence is used resistance loses its power and the repercussions are nuclear.
February 3, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Non-violence when they are literally killing us? Oh. Okay.
I’m not even on a customer facing team but I noticed a client had an issue a few weeks ago so I shot them an email telling them to fix it or there may be issues when they go to file their taxes
February 3, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I’m not even on a customer facing team but I noticed a client had an issue a few weeks ago so I shot them an email telling them to fix it or there may be issues when they go to file their taxes
hyper fixated on famous Amos cookies rn
February 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
hyper fixated on famous Amos cookies rn
going on vacation with my mom in a lil bit and she’s like “I’m ready for a break”
SHE’S RETIRED!?
SHE’S RETIRED!?
February 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
going on vacation with my mom in a lil bit and she’s like “I’m ready for a break”
SHE’S RETIRED!?
SHE’S RETIRED!?
I still have all my work stuff sent to my parents’ and my mom jacked the JBL wireless earbuds they sent as my EOY gift 😂
February 2, 2026 at 6:12 AM
I still have all my work stuff sent to my parents’ and my mom jacked the JBL wireless earbuds they sent as my EOY gift 😂
saw the most diabolical BBL at the grocery store today
February 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
saw the most diabolical BBL at the grocery store today
going to attempt to make curry goat
February 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
going to attempt to make curry goat
looking at google reviews and this company has 10+ good staff reviews posted precisely 20 hours ago 🤨
February 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
looking at google reviews and this company has 10+ good staff reviews posted precisely 20 hours ago 🤨
trying to think of normal reasons a man in a dodge truck with grille guards would be wearing a mask and hat INSIDE the truck
February 1, 2026 at 1:14 PM
trying to think of normal reasons a man in a dodge truck with grille guards would be wearing a mask and hat INSIDE the truck
I just saw someone’s poor cat running around scared outside 😭
January 31, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I just saw someone’s poor cat running around scared outside 😭
just fucking realized I got distracted making a cake earlier and forgot to add in a whole cup of flour and that’s why it turned out the way it did
January 30, 2026 at 11:29 PM
just fucking realized I got distracted making a cake earlier and forgot to add in a whole cup of flour and that’s why it turned out the way it did
when your cat is laying in front of the space heater so content and you go to pet them and their fur is SCORCHING like bro why have you not moved???
January 30, 2026 at 11:24 PM
when your cat is laying in front of the space heater so content and you go to pet them and their fur is SCORCHING like bro why have you not moved???
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I'm coming out of braiding retirement at the end of the school year.
1. The streets need me cuz they be overcharging y'all.
2. Divorce and chronic health issues are expensive.
1. The streets need me cuz they be overcharging y'all.
2. Divorce and chronic health issues are expensive.
January 30, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I'm coming out of braiding retirement at the end of the school year.
1. The streets need me cuz they be overcharging y'all.
2. Divorce and chronic health issues are expensive.
1. The streets need me cuz they be overcharging y'all.
2. Divorce and chronic health issues are expensive.
America is in the fucking trenches right now
January 30, 2026 at 5:39 PM
America is in the fucking trenches right now
Black currant ✨
January 30, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Black currant ✨
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Evidence across many sectors showing how the uber-rich are benefitting from Trump’s economy while everyone else gets screwed.
January 29, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Evidence across many sectors showing how the uber-rich are benefitting from Trump’s economy while everyone else gets screwed.
I used to be a knife-and-spoon girly but since I’m the only one that lives here, I’m a lick-the-knife-in-between kinda girl now
I just found out that my spouse makes a PB&J sandwich using the same knife for both toppings, instead of one knife for each separate container.
We've been married for over 16 years. I cannot believe I just discovered this NOW.
Is it 1 knife or 2 when making PB&J? Chime in!
We've been married for over 16 years. I cannot believe I just discovered this NOW.
Is it 1 knife or 2 when making PB&J? Chime in!
January 30, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I used to be a knife-and-spoon girly but since I’m the only one that lives here, I’m a lick-the-knife-in-between kinda girl now
“Where are all the cute guys at? Pumpkin season’s over. Dump your girlfriends and come find me!”
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 PM
“Where are all the cute guys at? Pumpkin season’s over. Dump your girlfriends and come find me!”
😂😂😂
😂😂😂