Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓
@tywarning.bsky.social
I got survivalism 😷 Accidental in-home carer / #pwLC / Sjögren's / Nor-Cal, USA
I come from a long line of nature boys & computer geeks
♿️🐈 🦆 🎶🧝♂️ 🚀 🌌🌱🥔🖼
I come from a long line of nature boys & computer geeks
♿️🐈 🦆 🎶🧝♂️ 🚀 🌌🌱🥔🖼
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The official White House twitter account posted an AI-generated image of Trump in Stardew Valley. The "third term" thing is in reference to the amount of gold in the image: 45 - 46 -47 - 48. Trump is the 45th and 47th president of the US and claims he won against Biden in 2020.
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 AM
The official White House twitter account posted an AI-generated image of Trump in Stardew Valley. The "third term" thing is in reference to the amount of gold in the image: 45 - 46 -47 - 48. Trump is the 45th and 47th president of the US and claims he won against Biden in 2020.
Woken up by Olaf at 4:30. Giving up on productivity today.
Naps, gummies, and Animal Crossing, yessss.
Naps, gummies, and Animal Crossing, yessss.
January 16, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Woken up by Olaf at 4:30. Giving up on productivity today.
Naps, gummies, and Animal Crossing, yessss.
Naps, gummies, and Animal Crossing, yessss.
Sister-in-law just got hired to manage event catering at Google. But she’s leaving all her shit here (including her cat) for at least 6 months, so she can travel constantly between NYC and Sunnyvale. We remain her storage unit.
January 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Sister-in-law just got hired to manage event catering at Google. But she’s leaving all her shit here (including her cat) for at least 6 months, so she can travel constantly between NYC and Sunnyvale. We remain her storage unit.
Mom got the job! And she turns 66 next week.
Moms rule, stepfathers who force moms to cash out their retirement early to cover his debts drool.
Moms rule, stepfathers who force moms to cash out their retirement early to cover his debts drool.
January 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Mom got the job! And she turns 66 next week.
Moms rule, stepfathers who force moms to cash out their retirement early to cover his debts drool.
Moms rule, stepfathers who force moms to cash out their retirement early to cover his debts drool.
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My 12 month old laid his hand on my shoulder and solemnly said “mama, don’t cry, the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots from time to time” which was really impressive because he can’t walk or talk and also because I don’t have kids
January 14, 2026 at 1:14 AM
My 12 month old laid his hand on my shoulder and solemnly said “mama, don’t cry, the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots from time to time” which was really impressive because he can’t walk or talk and also because I don’t have kids
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My man Henry Louis Gates Jr will be a Futurama-style head in a jar telling horrified celebrities their ancestor was in ICE
January 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
My man Henry Louis Gates Jr will be a Futurama-style head in a jar telling horrified celebrities their ancestor was in ICE
No luck tracking down the Star Trek AI user who blocked me, and I had to block an affective altruist who found my housing screed.
I’m losing at Bluesky today.
I’m losing at Bluesky today.
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 PM
No luck tracking down the Star Trek AI user who blocked me, and I had to block an affective altruist who found my housing screed.
I’m losing at Bluesky today.
I’m losing at Bluesky today.
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alt text: close-perspective shot of an ice agent absolutely eating shit tailbone-first. his ice-clogged tactical boots are flung helplessly towards the camera
i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo
January 11, 2026 at 11:19 PM
My mother is living in a precarious situation.
Months ago, her housemate S fell down the stairs and broke several bones. Which led to alcohol abuse, which lead to liver failure and hospice care. S hasn’t been back home since last month and is not expected to recover.
Months ago, her housemate S fell down the stairs and broke several bones. Which led to alcohol abuse, which lead to liver failure and hospice care. S hasn’t been back home since last month and is not expected to recover.
January 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
My mother is living in a precarious situation.
Months ago, her housemate S fell down the stairs and broke several bones. Which led to alcohol abuse, which lead to liver failure and hospice care. S hasn’t been back home since last month and is not expected to recover.
Months ago, her housemate S fell down the stairs and broke several bones. Which led to alcohol abuse, which lead to liver failure and hospice care. S hasn’t been back home since last month and is not expected to recover.
I love this!
David Cronenberg as the new X-Man, Temporo.
David Cronenberg as the new X-Man, Temporo.
January 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I love this!
David Cronenberg as the new X-Man, Temporo.
David Cronenberg as the new X-Man, Temporo.
I heard my mother yelling at her TV upstairs. I was positive it was the latest ICE news from Minneapolis. Turns out it was video of this bear climbing out of the basement.
Finally! Bear under Altadena home for 6 weeks is evicted by paintballs, electrified mat
Finally! Bear under Altadena home for 6 weeks is evicted by paintballs, electrified mat
A 550-pound male black bear wedged itself into the crawl space underneath an Altadena home just after Thanksgiving. Officials tried air horns, cherry and caramel flavored bait and even a trap that caught the wrong bear.
www.latimes.com
January 10, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I heard my mother yelling at her TV upstairs. I was positive it was the latest ICE news from Minneapolis. Turns out it was video of this bear climbing out of the basement.
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shout out to everyone else desperately trying to regulate their autonomic nervous system during The Horrors
(especially folks who already have an overactive fight/flight response)
#NEISvoid
(especially folks who already have an overactive fight/flight response)
#NEISvoid
January 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
shout out to everyone else desperately trying to regulate their autonomic nervous system during The Horrors
(especially folks who already have an overactive fight/flight response)
#NEISvoid
(especially folks who already have an overactive fight/flight response)
#NEISvoid
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they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
January 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
The new allergist took my questions seriously, and was real about how invasive metal allergy testing can be. And that food insensitivities like beef are hard to measure. She will also look at my IgE to see if mast cells are acting up. So that’s progress. #pwLC
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The new allergist took my questions seriously, and was real about how invasive metal allergy testing can be. And that food insensitivities like beef are hard to measure. She will also look at my IgE to see if mast cells are acting up. So that’s progress. #pwLC
Today I do a 3 bus hat trick to get to my new allergist. Then I’m staying with my mom for 4 nights so I can have a break from the yoga crowd.
Maybe she can finally convince me to watch Picard with her. I’ll be stoned and hate the nostalgia bait a little less.
Maybe she can finally convince me to watch Picard with her. I’ll be stoned and hate the nostalgia bait a little less.
January 8, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Today I do a 3 bus hat trick to get to my new allergist. Then I’m staying with my mom for 4 nights so I can have a break from the yoga crowd.
Maybe she can finally convince me to watch Picard with her. I’ll be stoned and hate the nostalgia bait a little less.
Maybe she can finally convince me to watch Picard with her. I’ll be stoned and hate the nostalgia bait a little less.
Uh oh, guess it’s time to cancel Bilbo Baggins.
January 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Uh oh, guess it’s time to cancel Bilbo Baggins.
Keep singing this while I do chores, just to be asked to stop!
I’m gonna hum this tune forever
I’m gonna hum this tune forever
Dexys Midnight Runners, Kevin Rowland - Come On Eileen (1982 Version)
YouTube video by DexysMidnightRunVEVO
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Keep singing this while I do chores, just to be asked to stop!
I’m gonna hum this tune forever
I’m gonna hum this tune forever
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Lou Reed with Archie & Amos at Warhol's Factory, around 1976 or 1977
January 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Lou Reed with Archie & Amos at Warhol's Factory, around 1976 or 1977
I have no kindling to keep the fire going, and so I am curled up like a blue burrito in bed.
🫏 🌯 🛌
🫏 🌯 🛌
January 4, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I have no kindling to keep the fire going, and so I am curled up like a blue burrito in bed.
🫏 🌯 🛌
🫏 🌯 🛌
MIL got unstuck in time again (took a nap), and when she awoke she didn’t know who I was. Because the Katy in front of her was fatter, and older, and she let her hair grow out. She insisted I “wasn’t the Katy/ie I live with.” Incredible.
Now she’s explaining to Blondie, confused AF.
Now she’s explaining to Blondie, confused AF.
January 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
MIL got unstuck in time again (took a nap), and when she awoke she didn’t know who I was. Because the Katy in front of her was fatter, and older, and she let her hair grow out. She insisted I “wasn’t the Katy/ie I live with.” Incredible.
Now she’s explaining to Blondie, confused AF.
Now she’s explaining to Blondie, confused AF.
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I just caught myself saying “So, that happened” in regards to Maduro. Now I feel icky.
January 3, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I just caught myself saying “So, that happened” in regards to Maduro. Now I feel icky.
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Obsessed with this juxtaposition
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Obsessed with this juxtaposition