@Ubermeisters
@ubermeisters.bsky.social
Atheist, cis, ally, craft addict, CAD/BIM/VDC professional, prototyping nerd, 3d scanning hobbyist. Father, empath, lover of all the living. Occasionally posting NSFW content to keep you on your toes.
Moving is a pain. I just got all the way to work and realized i didn't lock the door at my new place.. because that's a thing I have to do now. Didn't lock the door at my old place LOL no need.
February 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Moving is a pain. I just got all the way to work and realized i didn't lock the door at my new place.. because that's a thing I have to do now. Didn't lock the door at my old place LOL no need.
This is what bribing the local children to not scream in front of your window looks like in 2026.
67's not pictured 😅
67's not pictured 😅
February 12, 2026 at 7:05 AM
This is what bribing the local children to not scream in front of your window looks like in 2026.
67's not pictured 😅
67's not pictured 😅
February 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Age Verification?
I owned a Captain Crunch whistle
I owned a Captain Crunch whistle
Age Verification?
the firecracker noise my knees and back make when i stand up
the firecracker noise my knees and back make when i stand up
Age verification?
I had dozens of blank VHS tapes I would use to record X-Files reruns
I had dozens of blank VHS tapes I would use to record X-Files reruns
February 10, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Age Verification?
I owned a Captain Crunch whistle
I owned a Captain Crunch whistle
..'Cause we be.. Big SIMPIN
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
..'Cause we be.. Big SIMPIN
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Protopasta (a brand (made by ProtoPlant, Inc.) that specializes in 3D printer filament — the plastic “string” that 3D printers melt and use to build objects; known for creative colors, unique materials & specialty properties) moves to Bluesky (14.162 followers on X)
Bluesky: @protopasta.bsky.social
Bluesky: @protopasta.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Protopasta (a brand (made by ProtoPlant, Inc.) that specializes in 3D printer filament — the plastic “string” that 3D printers melt and use to build objects; known for creative colors, unique materials & specialty properties) moves to Bluesky (14.162 followers on X)
Bluesky: @protopasta.bsky.social
Bluesky: @protopasta.bsky.social
To all the Washington business owners who are currently threatening to move their businesses out of state due to the new proposed tax on millionaires, good. Fucking do it. You're dragging us down by not pulling your weight anyway so go drag someone else down.
February 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
To all the Washington business owners who are currently threatening to move their businesses out of state due to the new proposed tax on millionaires, good. Fucking do it. You're dragging us down by not pulling your weight anyway so go drag someone else down.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"cool, but the customer didn't ask for that when we built our pricing model, so no".
"cool, but the customer didn't ask for that when we built our pricing model, so no".
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"missing proxies again?"
"missing proxies again?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Shit, orange text again?!?"
"Shit, orange text again?!?"
February 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"cool, but the customer didn't ask for that when we built our pricing model, so no".
"cool, but the customer didn't ask for that when we built our pricing model, so no".
The biography I'll never write would have been called "The Prototypigal Son"
February 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The biography I'll never write would have been called "The Prototypigal Son"
A coworker who is normally out in the field, has been in-office recently, and in what I suspect to be a move to ingratiate himself to those of us who aren't used to having him around, he made some BOMB ass pretzels for everyone to take home for the game. I already finished mine. He gets a trophy.
February 7, 2026 at 4:20 PM
A coworker who is normally out in the field, has been in-office recently, and in what I suspect to be a move to ingratiate himself to those of us who aren't used to having him around, he made some BOMB ass pretzels for everyone to take home for the game. I already finished mine. He gets a trophy.
Tweak here... Tweak there.. Remove all the screws..
February 6, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Tweak here... Tweak there.. Remove all the screws..
Anyone need a spare Allen key? 😂😂 Or 20??
February 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Anyone need a spare Allen key? 😂😂 Or 20??
Awful lot of police on I-5 today
February 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Awful lot of police on I-5 today
US aircraft carriers needing to deploy F-35 to intercept Iranian drones highlights a major weakness in our current deployed forces.
February 4, 2026 at 1:04 PM
US aircraft carriers needing to deploy F-35 to intercept Iranian drones highlights a major weakness in our current deployed forces.
Have you ever gone to do the final clear gloss coat on a project but grabbed the wrong can like a moron?
I normally test spray, and I normally don't keep cans near each other without caps on. Normally.
I normally test spray, and I normally don't keep cans near each other without caps on. Normally.
February 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Have you ever gone to do the final clear gloss coat on a project but grabbed the wrong can like a moron?
I normally test spray, and I normally don't keep cans near each other without caps on. Normally.
I normally test spray, and I normally don't keep cans near each other without caps on. Normally.
This is super important, even if you aren't a WA or NY resident. They won't stop here.
February 2, 2026 at 5:11 PM
This is super important, even if you aren't a WA or NY resident. They won't stop here.
My balls would like to say hello to your chin this morning
February 1, 2026 at 2:39 PM
My balls would like to say hello to your chin this morning
Reposted by @Ubermeisters
yayyy new MakerWorld scam going around, it seems
February 1, 2026 at 2:19 AM
yayyy new MakerWorld scam going around, it seems
Minimalist wireless computer mouse 🤓🤓
January 31, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Minimalist wireless computer mouse 🤓🤓