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UmAnOnion
@umanonion.bsky.social
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Just your friendly, neighborhood nutjob, posting shite when the mood strikes... which is often... very often... you have been warned.
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UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · May 21
Actually, I also do it to piss you off enough to make you throw your phone or maybe curse my existance for a moment... Yes I am sick like that...
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Patience is a virtue...
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
December 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Some folks are just no fun...
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
December 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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If you think Holly is a badass, just wait until her sister Ivy arrives....
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
December 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Simple solution: don't try to fit in.
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
December 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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What?!?! They have flared bases!!!
(If you get this, you are nasty... just like me)
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
December 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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wobbly wednesday....

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December 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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If I were the Xmas tree type, these would be in a place of honor.
#TastyTuesday
#Meme
December 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Anybody wanna hook a fellow up with some fresh latkes?
My regular dealer... I mean SUPPLIER is taking a break this year...
#TastyTuesday
#Meme
December 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Why am I just learning about these gems now??? Y'all been holding out on me...
#TastyTuesday
#Meme
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Trying to get ahead of the game with planning my Xmas Day din din...
#TastyTuesday
#Meme
December 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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I feel your pain, buddy... I feel your pain.
#TastyTuesday
#Meme
December 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Tired Tuesday....

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December 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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It's all good... He's got one of them space lasers in his nose...
#Meme
December 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Told ya you should have gone for the donkey...
#MusicalMonday
#meme
December 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Sigh...
#MusicalMonday
#meme
December 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Today's mood... Nice list be damned
#MusicalMonday
#meme
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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I'm so with ya, Dolly... So with you...
#MusicalMonday
#meme
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Here we go again...

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December 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Yeah yeah yeah.. I'm getting a big old lump of coal... Tell me something I don't know...
#SundayShenanigans
#meme
December 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Not Jewish but tempted to try half of this...
#SabbathShenanigans
December 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Some folks are just NO fun
#SundayShenanigans
December 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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To those who so observe...
#SundayShenanigans
December 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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A snowy Sunday!!!

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December 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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How's about we skip the supernatural part and go straight to terrorizing...
#SaturdaySass
December 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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There ain't enough coal in the world for fools like this...
#SaturdaySass
December 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM