UmAnOnion
banner
umanonion.bsky.social
UmAnOnion
@umanonion.bsky.social
Just your friendly, neighborhood nutjob, posting shite when the mood strikes... which is often... very often... you have been warned.
🏳️‍🌈🏝
I agree with this 100000000000000000%

Side note: if you are looking to re-home an English bulldog, you can give a brother a shout...
#FursdayFunsies
#meme
#memes
December 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Maybe if they had been paying attention during summer school they wouldn't be in this situation...
#FursdayFunsies
#meme
#memes
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Somebody is gonna be on the naughty list this year...
#FursdayFunsies
#meme
#memes
December 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
To those who so observe
#FursdayFunsies
#meme
#memes
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Patience is a virtue...
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
December 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Some folks are just no fun...
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
December 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If you think Holly is a badass, just wait until her sister Ivy arrives....
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
December 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Simple solution: don't try to fit in.
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
December 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
What?!?! They have flared bases!!!
(If you get this, you are nasty... just like me)
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
December 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If I were the Xmas tree type, these would be in a place of honor.
#TastyTuesday
#Meme
December 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Anybody wanna hook a fellow up with some fresh latkes?
My regular dealer... I mean SUPPLIER is taking a break this year...
#TastyTuesday
#Meme
December 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Why am I just learning about these gems now??? Y'all been holding out on me...
#TastyTuesday
#Meme
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Trying to get ahead of the game with planning my Xmas Day din din...
#TastyTuesday
#Meme
December 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I feel your pain, buddy... I feel your pain.
#TastyTuesday
#Meme
December 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It's all good... He's got one of them space lasers in his nose...
#Meme
December 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Told ya you should have gone for the donkey...
#MusicalMonday
#meme
December 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
December 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Today's mood... Nice list be damned
#MusicalMonday
#meme
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm so with ya, Dolly... So with you...
#MusicalMonday
#meme
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Yeah yeah yeah.. I'm getting a big old lump of coal... Tell me something I don't know...
#SundayShenanigans
#meme
December 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Not Jewish but tempted to try half of this...
#SabbathShenanigans
December 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Some folks are just NO fun
#SundayShenanigans
December 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
To those who so observe...
#SundayShenanigans
December 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
How's about we skip the supernatural part and go straight to terrorizing...
#SaturdaySass
December 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM