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UmAnOnion
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Just your friendly, neighborhood nutjob, posting shite when the mood strikes... which is often... very often... you have been warned.
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Actually, I also do it to piss you off enough to make you throw your phone or maybe curse my existance for a moment... Yes I am sick like that...
maybe staying out at a party until goodness knows what time last night was not one of my better ideas...

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#Wordle_NYT
December 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
eeeewwww...... just eeeewwwww.....
#SaturdaySass
#Meme
#Memes
December 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
oh please... if you live in my neck of the woods, you find somewhere to park them outside until the spring thaw...
#SaturdaySass
#Meme
#Memes
December 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
There is only one red bucket brigade that i am willing to give t and these asshats ain't it.

#SaturdaySass
#Meme
#Memes
December 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Careful, Martha, they way things are going this days saying stull like this will have you back in jail...
#SaturdaySass
#Meme
#Memes
December 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
So how is your weekend going??

#SaturdaySass
#Meme
#Memes
December 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
and imma add a "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" just to throw salt in the wound...
#SaturdaySass
#Meme
#Memes
December 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
side eye....

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#Wordle_NYT
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Will be paid in never ending gratitude... And all the stale Xmas cookies you can eat...
#FridayFoolery
#meme
#memes
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Aw come on... live a little...
#FridayFoolery
#meme
#memes
December 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This is pretty much the same as my everyday cheer, but now I got a funky sweater on...
#FridayFoolery
#meme
#memes
December 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Nothing like spending a day wrapping gifts for a friend's church group to really put you into the holiday spirits...
#FridayFoolery
#Meme
#Memes
December 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Keep saying "it's our last day until January 5th" and it will be your last day on earth..
#FridayFoolery
#meme
#memes
December 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
too soon... far too soon...

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#Wordle_NYT
December 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I agree with this 100000000000000000%

Side note: if you are looking to re-home an English bulldog, you can give a brother a shout...
#FursdayFunsies
#meme
#memes
December 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Maybe if they had been paying attention during summer school they wouldn't be in this situation...
#FursdayFunsies
#meme
#memes
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Somebody is gonna be on the naughty list this year...
#FursdayFunsies
#meme
#memes
December 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
To those who so observe
#FursdayFunsies
#meme
#memes
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
swoon...

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#Wordle_NYT
December 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Patience is a virtue...
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
December 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Some folks are just no fun...
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
December 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If you think Holly is a badass, just wait until her sister Ivy arrives....
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
December 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Simple solution: don't try to fit in.
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
December 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
What?!?! They have flared bases!!!
(If you get this, you are nasty... just like me)
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
December 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM