Umi Skywyn 🛩️
@umikodragon.bsky.social
40 - San Francisco, CA - She/Her - Pan/Poly - Plural 🏳️⚧️ Eagle, dragon, squirrel all in one package. Leftist labor activist, ramper, pilot, and writer. NSFW
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Umi Skywyn 🛩️
@umikodragon.bsky.social
· Oct 27
I'm definitely struggling badly. I'm holding on, but only just. There's a chance I'm going to lose the car. 🤷♀️
So, I'm (still) open for commissions. $.05 per word (1,000 words, about 3 pages, is $50. And so forth.)
I usually specialize in size-related stories.
Maybe I can make a dent in this.
So, I'm (still) open for commissions. $.05 per word (1,000 words, about 3 pages, is $50. And so forth.)
I usually specialize in size-related stories.
Maybe I can make a dent in this.
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A new TuzzleJazz smoothie shop opened in the mall. Nance is noticing they seem to be a tad hard on the waistline...and bustline.
#nsfw #thicc
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Needed a fun pic to cheer myself up, so doodled @artistncs.bsky.social's Nance from their cartoon Gamecade!
#nsfw #thicc
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Needed a fun pic to cheer myself up, so doodled @artistncs.bsky.social's Nance from their cartoon Gamecade!
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A new TuzzleJazz smoothie shop opened in the mall. Nance is noticing they seem to be a tad hard on the waistline...and bustline.
#nsfw #thicc
🦎 🍑
Needed a fun pic to cheer myself up, so doodled @artistncs.bsky.social's Nance from their cartoon Gamecade!
#nsfw #thicc
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Needed a fun pic to cheer myself up, so doodled @artistncs.bsky.social's Nance from their cartoon Gamecade!
I’m going to shrink @theradtags.bsky.social down real small like and cram her under one of my knee pads for the day.
You know, as a treat.
You know, as a treat.
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I’m going to shrink @theradtags.bsky.social down real small like and cram her under one of my knee pads for the day.
You know, as a treat.
You know, as a treat.
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My ugly Christmas sweater is cooler than yours. 😉
Happy holidays from the Monterey Jet Center in Monterey, CA 😁
Happy holidays from the Monterey Jet Center in Monterey, CA 😁
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My ugly Christmas sweater is cooler than yours. 😉
Happy holidays from the Monterey Jet Center in Monterey, CA 😁
Happy holidays from the Monterey Jet Center in Monterey, CA 😁
When Poey’s friends Mirabel and Flo ask for his opinion on swimsuits, he discovers that he’s got a rather -hard- decision to make.
CW: nudity, sexual acts, excessive cum
Commission for @joey-poey.bsky.social
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CW: nudity, sexual acts, excessive cum
Commission for @joey-poey.bsky.social
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Hard Decision
A Hard Decision for Joey-Poey By Umiko McCloud * * * “Poey! Poey Poey Poey!” Joey-Poey looked up from his magazine at the sudden commotion coming from an adjacent room. After a moment, Maribel bou...
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November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
When Poey’s friends Mirabel and Flo ask for his opinion on swimsuits, he discovers that he’s got a rather -hard- decision to make.
CW: nudity, sexual acts, excessive cum
Commission for @joey-poey.bsky.social
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docs.google.com/document/d/1...
CW: nudity, sexual acts, excessive cum
Commission for @joey-poey.bsky.social
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docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Where the heck did Jazz go? We were both supposed to help with this parade!
Guess I'll just tug this squeaking blimp around and see if I can spot her.
#nsfw #inflation
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Guess I'll just tug this squeaking blimp around and see if I can spot her.
#nsfw #inflation
🦎 🎈
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Where the heck did Jazz go? We were both supposed to help with this parade!
Guess I'll just tug this squeaking blimp around and see if I can spot her.
#nsfw #inflation
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Guess I'll just tug this squeaking blimp around and see if I can spot her.
#nsfw #inflation
🦎 🎈
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It’s that time of year again!
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
It’s that time of year again!
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Friendly reminder to folks:
I am ALWAYS open for comms!
Poke me here or anywhere. If you wanted something custom that I don't have listed in my price guide? LMK and we can work out something!
I also offer rush jobs, even as quick as 24-48 hours!
tuzzleton1.carrd.co
I am ALWAYS open for comms!
Poke me here or anywhere. If you wanted something custom that I don't have listed in my price guide? LMK and we can work out something!
I also offer rush jobs, even as quick as 24-48 hours!
tuzzleton1.carrd.co
Tuzzleton’s Commission
Commission Information
tuzzleton1.carrd.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Friendly reminder to folks:
I am ALWAYS open for comms!
Poke me here or anywhere. If you wanted something custom that I don't have listed in my price guide? LMK and we can work out something!
I also offer rush jobs, even as quick as 24-48 hours!
tuzzleton1.carrd.co
I am ALWAYS open for comms!
Poke me here or anywhere. If you wanted something custom that I don't have listed in my price guide? LMK and we can work out something!
I also offer rush jobs, even as quick as 24-48 hours!
tuzzleton1.carrd.co
The path was open. I was a week away from the first step. A week.
Bottom surgery. Finally.
The consultation was next week. I was ready. Maybe next year, the surgery. The appointment was there for a month.
Then it wasn’t. Just gone.
They can’t see me now. They don’t know when.
Utterly crushed.
Bottom surgery. Finally.
The consultation was next week. I was ready. Maybe next year, the surgery. The appointment was there for a month.
Then it wasn’t. Just gone.
They can’t see me now. They don’t know when.
Utterly crushed.
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The path was open. I was a week away from the first step. A week.
Bottom surgery. Finally.
The consultation was next week. I was ready. Maybe next year, the surgery. The appointment was there for a month.
Then it wasn’t. Just gone.
They can’t see me now. They don’t know when.
Utterly crushed.
Bottom surgery. Finally.
The consultation was next week. I was ready. Maybe next year, the surgery. The appointment was there for a month.
Then it wasn’t. Just gone.
They can’t see me now. They don’t know when.
Utterly crushed.
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"HRT shouldn't be easily available because it can be dangerous if you don't know what you're doing."
Go into Walmart and go down every aisle and take note of how many easily available things could fuck you up if you don't know what you're doing. I guarantee you it's a lot.
Go into Walmart and go down every aisle and take note of how many easily available things could fuck you up if you don't know what you're doing. I guarantee you it's a lot.
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
"HRT shouldn't be easily available because it can be dangerous if you don't know what you're doing."
Go into Walmart and go down every aisle and take note of how many easily available things could fuck you up if you don't know what you're doing. I guarantee you it's a lot.
Go into Walmart and go down every aisle and take note of how many easily available things could fuck you up if you don't know what you're doing. I guarantee you it's a lot.
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Post your most popular art from Twitter.
THICC Poppy from Amber Isle is SO sorry she bumped into you. Luckily it was a very soft bump.
THICC Poppy from Amber Isle is SO sorry she bumped into you. Luckily it was a very soft bump.
May 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Post your most popular art from Twitter.
THICC Poppy from Amber Isle is SO sorry she bumped into you. Luckily it was a very soft bump.
THICC Poppy from Amber Isle is SO sorry she bumped into you. Luckily it was a very soft bump.
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If there's one Kangaroo I look up to it's definitely one of my best friends @seffmegaroo.bsky.social , I hope you enjoy the gift buddy!~
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
If there's one Kangaroo I look up to it's definitely one of my best friends @seffmegaroo.bsky.social , I hope you enjoy the gift buddy!~
Something that amuses me to no end when driving this car is that I can roll up next to a Tesla of any stripe on the freeway and just blip the throttle a little. The driver’s face will get all scrunchy and they’ll mash the go pedal, whining off down the road in a fascist huff.
Like clockwork 😁
Like clockwork 😁
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Something that amuses me to no end when driving this car is that I can roll up next to a Tesla of any stripe on the freeway and just blip the throttle a little. The driver’s face will get all scrunchy and they’ll mash the go pedal, whining off down the road in a fascist huff.
Like clockwork 😁
Like clockwork 😁
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Black and White (Lavender?) Commission for @lordlaret.bsky.social !
Look at that adorable little panty stain!~ Yeah, no, seriously. Get a last look before they shrink away!
Look at that adorable little panty stain!~ Yeah, no, seriously. Get a last look before they shrink away!
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Black and White (Lavender?) Commission for @lordlaret.bsky.social !
Look at that adorable little panty stain!~ Yeah, no, seriously. Get a last look before they shrink away!
Look at that adorable little panty stain!~ Yeah, no, seriously. Get a last look before they shrink away!
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No seriously, what is that A bird? A plane...? Could be one'a them oo-fos....
Anyways enjoy your new life as a crumb beneath me.
Anyways enjoy your new life as a crumb beneath me.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
No seriously, what is that A bird? A plane...? Could be one'a them oo-fos....
Anyways enjoy your new life as a crumb beneath me.
Anyways enjoy your new life as a crumb beneath me.
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Finally felt like skething some stuff!
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Finally felt like skething some stuff!
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Tuzz: "Chew toy...chew boy...that's pretty funny Sofia! Sofia you aren't ignoring me are you? Sofia?"
Sofia: ...
Part 2 ft @zakuratech.bsky.social
Sofia: ...
Part 2 ft @zakuratech.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Tuzz: "Chew toy...chew boy...that's pretty funny Sofia! Sofia you aren't ignoring me are you? Sofia?"
Sofia: ...
Part 2 ft @zakuratech.bsky.social
Sofia: ...
Part 2 ft @zakuratech.bsky.social
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
If you insist…
If you insist…
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
If you insist…
If you insist…
On this Transgender Day of Remembrance, we remember our trans brothers and sisters that are no longer with us. May they find peace.
For those of us still here, we must keep fighting. For them. For us. For everyone. We must.
One more sunset.
Then one more.
One more.
One more…
Please
#TDOR
For those of us still here, we must keep fighting. For them. For us. For everyone. We must.
One more sunset.
Then one more.
One more.
One more…
Please
#TDOR
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
On this Transgender Day of Remembrance, we remember our trans brothers and sisters that are no longer with us. May they find peace.
For those of us still here, we must keep fighting. For them. For us. For everyone. We must.
One more sunset.
Then one more.
One more.
One more…
Please
#TDOR
For those of us still here, we must keep fighting. For them. For us. For everyone. We must.
One more sunset.
Then one more.
One more.
One more…
Please
#TDOR
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Today is the Trans Day of Rememberance.
We are still losing so many innocent souls to murder and suicide. Sadly, in this climate of genocidal hostility cultivated by public figures and governments alike, it isn't surprising.
We must fight back. For the fallen. And for those still with us. #TDOR
We are still losing so many innocent souls to murder and suicide. Sadly, in this climate of genocidal hostility cultivated by public figures and governments alike, it isn't surprising.
We must fight back. For the fallen. And for those still with us. #TDOR
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Today is the Trans Day of Rememberance.
We are still losing so many innocent souls to murder and suicide. Sadly, in this climate of genocidal hostility cultivated by public figures and governments alike, it isn't surprising.
We must fight back. For the fallen. And for those still with us. #TDOR
We are still losing so many innocent souls to murder and suicide. Sadly, in this climate of genocidal hostility cultivated by public figures and governments alike, it isn't surprising.
We must fight back. For the fallen. And for those still with us. #TDOR
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I have this saved as floatass as the filename because my last save was without the entire like... scenery. lmao.
Anyways. Kiss this little bunny guy goodbye because I'm gonna be real lucky to find him when I'm done.
Anyways. Kiss this little bunny guy goodbye because I'm gonna be real lucky to find him when I'm done.
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I have this saved as floatass as the filename because my last save was without the entire like... scenery. lmao.
Anyways. Kiss this little bunny guy goodbye because I'm gonna be real lucky to find him when I'm done.
Anyways. Kiss this little bunny guy goodbye because I'm gonna be real lucky to find him when I'm done.
Damn, just put the man on blast, why don’t you?
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Damn, just put the man on blast, why don’t you?