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This game will continue until Trump is dead and buried
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Bsky, or my feed at least, has unexpectedly become a baseball blog: finally something to unite us
October 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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He had a long term relationship with current District Attorney Melinda Katz, but now he lives with 15 cats. Make of that what you will.
cooperlund.online Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 28d
As we enter the home stretch of the endless NYC mayor's race, please take a moment and read this article to avoid any major surprises in the next two weeks
The many wives of Curtis Sliwa
He’s a self-proclaimed “serial” spouse and de-fanged horndog running to become New York City’s next mayor.
nypost.com
October 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
ummagummibear.bsky.social
New stuff!

(I know this looks like I am dragging Larson, and OK, I sort of am, but, mainly I think this is hilarious, and also if I had to create a new daily cartoon for years, I would have probably done much, much worse.)
Cartoon by Mischa Richter published in a 1946(?) cartoon book showing a smiling dancing couple crashing out of a second floor window onto the street, with a sign saying "Dancing School" Cartoon by Gary Larson published in a 1986(?) cartoon book showing a dancing couple crashing out of a second floor window onto the street, with a sign saying "Beginning Dance"
October 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
ummagummibear.bsky.social
Me, every time I leave the office washroom:

I could have been an NBA star!
(if basketball was played with wet paper towels and hip-level baskets)
October 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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@gruber.foo

Looks good!
daringfireball.net screenshot with Toronto Blue Jays logo in place of the regular (or Yankees) logo
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Freak
video still of Trump eating a slice of pizza putting the crust-end into his mouth first. In other words: backwards. I know, right?
October 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
ummagummibear.bsky.social
Just found a NY Post article that manages to out-Onion The Onion:
Millennials crushed by ‘wholly inappropriate’ meaning of ‘Macarena’ lyrics: ‘This is not right’
“One of many songs we had no business singing at 9-years-old,” wrote one commenter.
nypost.com
September 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson references Calvinball in a recent dissent, instantly putting her at the top of the list of cool Supreme Court justices … which… admittedly not a very high bar.
In a broader sense, however, today’s ruling is of a piece with this Court’s recent tendencies. “[R]ight when the Judiciary should be hunkering down to do all it can to preserve the law’s constraints,” the Court opts instead to make vindicating the rule of law and preventing manifestly injurious Government action as difficult as possible. This is Calvinball jurisprudence with a twist. Calvinball has only one rule: There are no fixed rules.6 We seem to have two: that one, and this Administration always wins.
August 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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It's Friday. Time to slip on your Lonsdale Slipons
The Bug Club - Lonsdale Slipons (Official Audio)
YouTube video by The Bug Club
youtu.be
June 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
ummagummibear.bsky.social
Wordle 1,441 4/6*
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Puzzle #720
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Strands #454
“Next to the bobby pins”
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5/31/2025
✅✅✅✅ 7️⃣:0️⃣3️⃣
murdle.com

2765: 2025-05-31
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#676
18 guesses
24m 29s
alphaguess.com

37:04
#297 | 5/31/2025
gisnep.com
June 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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@gruber.foo

I use Arc (for some things) and note to Scott Forstall that in my opinion a saxophone is way easier to play than a piano. You only have to play one note at a time.

daringfireball.net/linked/2025/...
Scott Forstall Has Been Advising The Browser Company
Link to: https://browsercompany.substack.com/p/letter-to-arc-members-2025
daringfireball.net
May 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Wordle 1,440 3/6*
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Puzzle #718
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Strands #452
“It's a little buggy”
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5/29/2025
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murdle.com

3923: 2025-05-29
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#674
13 guesses
1m 35s
alphaguess.com

05:51, No. 295 | 5/29/2025 gisnep.com
May 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Duolingo has spent a lot of effort giving its characters distinct personalities, many of them annoying! Oscar the snob, Lucy the conspiracy theorist, Lin the lazy young lady.

Now they're promoting an AI-powered telephone call feature but only with Lily whose personality type is sarcastic asshole.
May 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
ummagummibear.bsky.social
Wordle 1,439 3/6*
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Puzzle #717
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Strands #451
“Top contenders”
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Murdle for 5/28/2025
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murdle.com

3200: 2025-05-28
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#673
11 guesses
1:59
alphaguess.com

03:28
#294 | May 28, 2025
gisnep.com
May 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
ummagummibear.bsky.social
Wordle 1,438 3/6*
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Puzzle #716
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Strands #450
“Body language”
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5/27/2025
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murdle.com

3485 : 2025-05-27
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#671
14 guesses
2m 33s
alphaguess.com

02:47
No. 293 | May 27, 2025
gisnep.com
May 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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In fact, all teapots are haunted
May 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Llamagrama - Game #37
Theme - Hobbies
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7/7 Levels! Solved LLAMAGRAMA! 🚀🚀
www.llamagrama.com
May 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
ummagummibear.bsky.social
Wordle 1,431 3/6*

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Puzzle #709
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Strands #444
“Oh, of course!”
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No Bueno

5/20/2025
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murdle.com

#665
16 guesses
5h 30m 56s
alphaguess.com

03:50
No. 286 | May 20, 2025.
gisnep.com
May 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
ummagummibear.bsky.social
Duolingo constantly asks for forms of the verb "coger" in my Spanish lessons.

But iPhone's predictive typing refuses to input "coger" because it might be dirty. So I get a lot of questions wrong if I'm not super careful.
May 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
ummagummibear.bsky.social
Wordle 1,430 4/6*
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Puzzle #708
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Strands #442
“Taking the bait”
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5/19/2025
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murdle.com

4474: 2025-05-19
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#664
13 guesses
2m 36s
alphaguess.com

02:43
No. 285 | 5/19/2025
gisnep.com
Chronophoto - Daily
The Chronophoto daily. Play 5 rounds once per day. Test your knowledge of pop culture and history and try to guess the year a picture was taken.
www.chronophoto.app
May 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
ummagummibear.bsky.social
Wordle 1,429 3/6*
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Puzzle #707
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Strands #442
“Riding the wind”
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5/18/2025
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murdle.com

02:07
No. 284 | May 18, 2025.
gisnep.com
May 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
ummagummibear.bsky.social
Wordle 1,427 3/6*
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Puzzle #705
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Strands #439
“To a degree”
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5/16/2025
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murdle.com

3115 : 2025-05-16
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#661
14 guesses
2m 34s
alphaguess.com

09:55
No. 282 | May 16, 2025
gisnep.com
May 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Wordle 1,426 X/6*
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Connections
Puzzle #704
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Strands #438
“Animal drives”
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5/15/2025
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murdle.com

#660
12 guesses
2m 43s
alphaguess.com

10:09
No. 281 | May 15, 2025
gisnep.com
May 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
ummagummibear.bsky.social
The average American has three friends
Three of The Onion's "American Voices" headshots
May 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM