Uncle Lumpy
@unclelumpy.bsky.social
The whole point of adulthood is to embrace the little weirdo they tried to beat out of you
Antarctica is considered a desert.
January 26, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Antarctica is considered a desert.
Admit it, this is what you were going for.... It's fine.
January 24, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Admit it, this is what you were going for.... It's fine.
If Allan Oppenheimer ain't voicing Cringer, I call rip-off!
January 23, 2026 at 12:53 AM
If Allan Oppenheimer ain't voicing Cringer, I call rip-off!
How do you know whether or not you're being taken advantage of or just being a good friend? Ask yourself; How would I feel if I was watching this happen to my friend?
January 18, 2026 at 11:37 PM
How do you know whether or not you're being taken advantage of or just being a good friend? Ask yourself; How would I feel if I was watching this happen to my friend?
The people who are against giving kids participation trophies have no problem with giving one to the most powerful man in the world.
January 16, 2026 at 3:03 AM
The people who are against giving kids participation trophies have no problem with giving one to the most powerful man in the world.
Repost if you'd sooner trust your little girl to a Somali daycare worker than to anyone who's been to Epstein Island.
January 14, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Repost if you'd sooner trust your little girl to a Somali daycare worker than to anyone who's been to Epstein Island.
Okay, let me REPHRASE that...
I don't feel bad about the death of Scott Adams, and nobody's saying you or anybody else should. That's YOUR prerogative.
But a horrible thing is a horrible thing no matter who it happens to, and it seems to me a lot of horrible things are happening lately...
(1)
I don't feel bad about the death of Scott Adams, and nobody's saying you or anybody else should. That's YOUR prerogative.
But a horrible thing is a horrible thing no matter who it happens to, and it seems to me a lot of horrible things are happening lately...
(1)
January 13, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Okay, let me REPHRASE that...
I don't feel bad about the death of Scott Adams, and nobody's saying you or anybody else should. That's YOUR prerogative.
But a horrible thing is a horrible thing no matter who it happens to, and it seems to me a lot of horrible things are happening lately...
(1)
I don't feel bad about the death of Scott Adams, and nobody's saying you or anybody else should. That's YOUR prerogative.
But a horrible thing is a horrible thing no matter who it happens to, and it seems to me a lot of horrible things are happening lately...
(1)
Wow... Is #BillMaher a whiny little bitch or what?
January 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Wow... Is #BillMaher a whiny little bitch or what?
Southeast Asia
Diminish a band:
A Seagull
A Seagull
Diminish a band:
9,999 Maniacs
9,999 Maniacs
January 12, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Southeast Asia
What bothers me the most is how many people are choosing to feel GOOD about what happened.
January 12, 2026 at 1:56 AM
What bothers me the most is how many people are choosing to feel GOOD about what happened.
What happened? Well...
One day we woke up and realized "We're a horrible place filled with horrible people, we'll never get any better, and it's time we stopped pretending and accepted that. To prove it, let's take the worst we have to offer and put them in charge."
One day we woke up and realized "We're a horrible place filled with horrible people, we'll never get any better, and it's time we stopped pretending and accepted that. To prove it, let's take the worst we have to offer and put them in charge."
January 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
What happened? Well...
One day we woke up and realized "We're a horrible place filled with horrible people, we'll never get any better, and it's time we stopped pretending and accepted that. To prove it, let's take the worst we have to offer and put them in charge."
One day we woke up and realized "We're a horrible place filled with horrible people, we'll never get any better, and it's time we stopped pretending and accepted that. To prove it, let's take the worst we have to offer and put them in charge."
This man could have been our Vice President...
But NOOOOOOOOO!
You were too busy pissing and whining and bitching and moaning about Gaza to bother to vote.
Well, we still lost Gaza, and now we're about to lose Minneapolis.
I hope you're satisfied, hippie!
But NOOOOOOOOO!
You were too busy pissing and whining and bitching and moaning about Gaza to bother to vote.
Well, we still lost Gaza, and now we're about to lose Minneapolis.
I hope you're satisfied, hippie!
I invite all Americans to join Minnesota in a day of unity tomorrow.
January 9, 2026 at 7:33 AM
This man could have been our Vice President...
But NOOOOOOOOO!
You were too busy pissing and whining and bitching and moaning about Gaza to bother to vote.
Well, we still lost Gaza, and now we're about to lose Minneapolis.
I hope you're satisfied, hippie!
But NOOOOOOOOO!
You were too busy pissing and whining and bitching and moaning about Gaza to bother to vote.
Well, we still lost Gaza, and now we're about to lose Minneapolis.
I hope you're satisfied, hippie!
Does Kyle Rittenhouse still shoot alleged child molesters? I can tell him where one lives.
January 9, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Does Kyle Rittenhouse still shoot alleged child molesters? I can tell him where one lives.
January 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Reposted by Uncle Lumpy
Where were YOU when you could have PREVENTED this? I'll show you where you were...
January 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Where were YOU when you could have PREVENTED this? I'll show you where you were...
GENTILE'S LAWS OF SOCIAL MEDIA
1. Say your piece and leave it at that
2. Better to reassure the thoughtful than try and convert the thoughtless
3. Never wrestle a pig in shit, you both get covered in shit and the pig likes it
1. Say your piece and leave it at that
2. Better to reassure the thoughtful than try and convert the thoughtless
3. Never wrestle a pig in shit, you both get covered in shit and the pig likes it
January 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
GENTILE'S LAWS OF SOCIAL MEDIA
1. Say your piece and leave it at that
2. Better to reassure the thoughtful than try and convert the thoughtless
3. Never wrestle a pig in shit, you both get covered in shit and the pig likes it
1. Say your piece and leave it at that
2. Better to reassure the thoughtful than try and convert the thoughtless
3. Never wrestle a pig in shit, you both get covered in shit and the pig likes it
..... And I'm feeling MUCH better, now!
January 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
..... And I'm feeling MUCH better, now!
If I refrain from using a shithouse with a rat living inside it, it isn't because I'm intimidated by the rat's mental acumen.
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
If I refrain from using a shithouse with a rat living inside it, it isn't because I'm intimidated by the rat's mental acumen.
Oh, I'm "disgusting" for suggesting this wouldn't have happened under Harris? Well then get to puking hippie, because I'm RIGHT!
January 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Oh, I'm "disgusting" for suggesting this wouldn't have happened under Harris? Well then get to puking hippie, because I'm RIGHT!
Elections aren't a Superman comic book.
You can't save everybody.
Elections are a triage.
You save who you can.
You can't save everybody.
Elections are a triage.
You save who you can.
January 7, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Elections aren't a Superman comic book.
You can't save everybody.
Elections are a triage.
You save who you can.
You can't save everybody.
Elections are a triage.
You save who you can.