Unkle
@unklefunke.bsky.social
Oso to Osi 🐻❤️🐻
Defying space for the gravity of holding lyrics.
Follow/Here for your gym selfies and cat photos.
Defying space for the gravity of holding lyrics.
Follow/Here for your gym selfies and cat photos.
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Unkle
@unklefunke.bsky.social
· Nov 21
We saw you across the pontoon, and we liked your vibe.
Drumming up followers with a thirsttrap.
Do it.
Drumming up followers with a thirsttrap.
Do it.
I am officially over-saturated with HR content, but holey Moses
January 28, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I am officially over-saturated with HR content, but holey Moses
Suella Braverman sounds like the name of a character on a sitcom that you never see
January 26, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Suella Braverman sounds like the name of a character on a sitcom that you never see
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This is my Heated Rivalry
January 25, 2026 at 11:11 PM
This is my Heated Rivalry
This is my Heated Rivalry
January 25, 2026 at 11:11 PM
This is my Heated Rivalry
Hard to get a good thirst trap where I’m not making a funny face. My aging eyesight.
January 23, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Hard to get a good thirst trap where I’m not making a funny face. My aging eyesight.
As a person of Irish heritage, a hangover after two beers is racist.
January 23, 2026 at 3:57 PM
As a person of Irish heritage, a hangover after two beers is racist.
Quote this post if you’ve got big tits and seasonal depression
January 23, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Quote this post if you’ve got big tits and seasonal depression
When the actual f*CK is X-Men 97 coming back???
January 23, 2026 at 12:23 AM
When the actual f*CK is X-Men 97 coming back???
I have never listened to Ordinary by Alex Warren
January 22, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I have never listened to Ordinary by Alex Warren
Stop! That! Train! (With Big Naturals)
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Stop! That! Train! (With Big Naturals)
The only one of these movies that I’ve seen is Sinners
January 22, 2026 at 4:43 PM
The only one of these movies that I’ve seen is Sinners
Snowbesity- it’s when you don’t know if someone’s fat or not ‘cause they’re wearing a winter coat
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Snowbesity- it’s when you don’t know if someone’s fat or not ‘cause they’re wearing a winter coat
Everyone at work is annoying me today— can we go back to the “this can wait until after break” time?
January 21, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Everyone at work is annoying me today— can we go back to the “this can wait until after break” time?
I like the sign trend…
January 21, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I like the sign trend…
Feeling myself starting to nod off, 7 minutes before a meeting…
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Feeling myself starting to nod off, 7 minutes before a meeting…
Findom, except I just want followers and sweet words
January 20, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Findom, except I just want followers and sweet words
I keep forgetting that it’s a 3 day weekend and it’s the first time that senility sensation is pleasant
January 18, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I keep forgetting that it’s a 3 day weekend and it’s the first time that senility sensation is pleasant
If I send you this, it means I don’t think you can do it
January 16, 2026 at 11:39 PM
If I send you this, it means I don’t think you can do it
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Someone send me food
January 15, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Someone send me food
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WFH… just a quick 💪🏾😊
Happy Friday!!
Happy Friday!!
January 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
WFH… just a quick 💪🏾😊
Happy Friday!!
Happy Friday!!
No Traitors spoilers! It’s not my fault I’m in bed at 9pm! It’s cold and my bones are old
January 16, 2026 at 3:02 PM
No Traitors spoilers! It’s not my fault I’m in bed at 9pm! It’s cold and my bones are old
A fake orange cat charm on a fake Birken with a real orange cat surprise
January 16, 2026 at 2:56 PM
A fake orange cat charm on a fake Birken with a real orange cat surprise
When you forget your real glasses at home, you have to wear your coworkers old lady drugstore readers
January 16, 2026 at 2:09 PM
When you forget your real glasses at home, you have to wear your coworkers old lady drugstore readers