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Oso to Osi 🐻❤️🐻

Defying space for the gravity of holding lyrics.
Pinned
We saw you across the pontoon, and we liked your vibe.
Drumming up followers with a thirsttrap.

Do it.
This is the one I’ll be wearing out.
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
December 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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🌾👀🌾
December 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Cooked a Cajun pot pie.

Had to. The veggies were getting old in the fridge. Getting older is becoming a slave to your produce.
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Act natural

#flex #bear #gay
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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it's a real Sagittarius Birthday.
Chapter 40. 🦦✨❤️‍🔥♐️
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Post a song you never skip!
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
18 year olds with no sense and daddy’s money.
The U set up a “vintage clothing fair” on the Union lawn. What’s the difference between a $3 thrifted tee and $25 vintage tee?
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The U set up a “vintage clothing fair” on the Union lawn. What’s the difference between a $3 thrifted tee and $25 vintage tee?
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Am I missing any new good music, or can I continue hyperfixating on LUX?
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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New @coyotejocks.bsky.social items call for some retro pinups
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I don’t speak German but I can if you like
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Bewbs
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
What is happening in this house when I have a friend date?
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This is if Johnny Cash’s version of “Hurt” took estrogen.
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Me not wanting to do the things I need to do to buy my house…
a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder
ALT: a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The absolute indignity of having to get out of bed at 6am when it’s 40° outside and you have a cat like this on your lap
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Had a Britney moment, all over.
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It’s 55° in my Florida home.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Ego sum nihil
Ego sum lux mundi
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Quote with a 10/10 album

I can do 4 just from 2025. Been a good year for music, which, as we all know, is a recession indicator
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM