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Reuben Willmott @reubs.bsky.social · Oct 30
Four ads from the Previews catalogue for Topps adaptation of the Coppola Dracula movie
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 8h
What makes you proud to be British? For me, this is right up there.
A one-star review from a Texan tourist visiting Liverpool: freddytexan (16 reviews) “My wife and I visted Liverpool for our 30th wedding anniversary from Texas. Our evening was ruined when a man dressed as an adult baby called my wife a "Mad yank slut" because she'd never heard of a band called Steps.”
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 6h
"You cannot punch ectoplasm."

If you enjoy comedy horrors, the overlooked gem 'Housebound' is on BBC2 at 00.50, tonight.
The movie poster for "Housebound" (2014) which shows a slightly unusual family portrait sitting within a weathered wooden frame. The family consists of a smiling mother, a scowling daughter, a somewhat bemused stepfather and a terrifying figure under a stitched sheet with its taloned hand resting on the daughter's shoulder.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 7h
You need to watch the bonkers Japanese fantasy horror film House
You need to watch the bonkers Japanese fantasy horror film House
The nightmare logic and surreal visuals of Japanese fantasy horror film House will leave you wondering “WTF did I just watch?”
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Unklerupert @unklerupert.uk · 8h
Ya know when a book grabs you so hard everything else you might usually be distracted by is relegated by the need to keep reading? Then Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones is that for me atm.

Would make an incredible film.
Book cover for Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones, cream coloured background with profile of a Buffalo's head in centre with title in red font overlayed and author name in black font below.
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Unklerupert @unklerupert.uk · 15h
That’s a great name for a comedy musical fantasy open world game protagonist.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 1d
Every once in a while a group of 10-15 tourists vanish without a trace in the Paris Catacombs and then afterward the Eiffel Tower is a few feet taller
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 1d
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 1d
Nigel Farage will only eat tampons with meat in them.
Farage tweet: “The National Trust has put vegan tampons in men’s toilets. Gif help us”
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Unklerupert @unklerupert.uk · 1d
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room
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Ren Zelen @renzelen.bsky.social · 1d
Oh noooo! She was unique! A one-off. 😥
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Steve King @stevemking.bsky.social · 1d
Goddamnit. RIP queen
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Unklerupert @unklerupert.uk · 1d
It wasn’t me, it was Jon! I told him to hide behind a bush at least.
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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 1d
It’s taken me 8 years, but I have now collected enough of my own phlegm to make a full-size model of Daniel Craig. Which will finally allow me to say these words:
“I’ve been expectorating you Mr Bond”
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 1d
A Dutch parody of Keeping Up Appearances from 2010, starring Carlo Boszhard as Hyacinth
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Unklerupert @unklerupert.uk · 1d
Oh top of Kingstanding Road yeah, not really a hill though.
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Unklerupert @unklerupert.uk · 1d
Sorry.. you pulled yourself off on a hill?
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 1d
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 1d
12 Episodes of Screen Two are on iPlayer atm. Don’t fuck about, no excuses, get it together and watch them.

Some of the best cinema you’ll ever see x
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Unklerupert @unklerupert.uk · 2d
“Sorry your feelings are all hurtywurty, here have Greenland.” Jeezychreezy
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Unklerupert @unklerupert.uk · 2d
By the time the next gen consoles arrive we’ll get much better performance from streaming, already do with GeForce Now really hooked into Steam, Gamepass, Ubisoft, Epic. Sony need to pull their finger out and I thought they’d be leading when they bought Gaikai in 2012
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Unklerupert @unklerupert.uk · 2d
That’s fantastic news mate, made up for ya ❤️
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Unklerupert @unklerupert.uk · 2d
Just rows of banana stands going up in flames
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Unklerupert @unklerupert.uk · 2d
I bet she said “Sir” and had tears in her eyes.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"
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Unklerupert @unklerupert.uk · 2d
He should have finished with “Time to die” and released a dove.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
Trump: "I saw Israel dancing in the streets. But they were dancing in Qatar and Saudi Arabia and UAE and many many countries. I saw Egypt, they were dancing."
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 2d
John Hurt is about to have a tummy upset on bbc3
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