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upandawayxo.bsky.social
hello new oomfs! if i haven’t followed anyone of you back, let me know! also if you play pokemon go or pokemon tcgp add me, i’m always looking for friends 😺

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upandawayxo.bsky.social
outfits for women not having any pockets is such bullshit. i stuffed my keys down my pants this morning because i didn’t have pockets and now i have an open wound on my mons pubis. can you imagine a man having to deal with that? we’d never hear the end of it
upandawayxo.bsky.social
well. it’s taken over 20 years but i finally noticed how squeaky rory gilmore’s voice is and i don’t think i can unhear it
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kelcedamnmorris.bsky.social
The announcement is that she’s gay 🫡
upandawayxo.bsky.social
i mostly do tofu instead of meat, but she did try and go for a piece of my “steak” a while ago 😅
upandawayxo.bsky.social
vegan household here, she also goes for oat milk, vegan fish fingers, vegan sausages 😅
upandawayxo.bsky.social
a vivienne westwood x nana collection???? fuck me all the way up
upandawayxo.bsky.social
do not comment on her belly please she’s sensitive
upandawayxo.bsky.social
honestly i just wipe the countertop with dish soap and i swiffer the floor
upandawayxo.bsky.social
why does my cat go crazy for vegan butter, i can’t even butter my bread in peace

(i know she’s not supposed to have fats, i very rarely let her lick and only a tiny bit)
tabby cat standing on her hind legs reaching up to a kitchen counter. tongue is out and she is licking her lips tabby cat licking vegan butter off a knife
upandawayxo.bsky.social
oh gott das hatte ich gar nicht gesehen. ich drück ganz doll die daumen ❤️
upandawayxo.bsky.social
oh i didn’t see the cup that’s cute!!
upandawayxo.bsky.social
where’s the vinyl case and robe from the spotify thing while we’re at it!!!
upandawayxo.bsky.social
where’s the pillow covers from the promo shoot??
upandawayxo.bsky.social
that collection is ASS. the bomber jacked would be cool but the back print is stupid. fur jacket eats but is way too expensive for a novelty item. sequin dress kinda cute but boring track so eh.
upandawayxo.bsky.social
shiny bug shirt? what, am i supposed stand in front of a mirror all day to look at it? i’m not sharing that view lmao
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trueeeee lmao and even if it isn’t, there’s never been a piece that fits me or that fits into my wardrobe lol
upandawayxo.bsky.social
here’s hoping all the merch is as ugly as that sweatsuit