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@urdnotwrex.bsky.social
· Oct 28
i promoise you sir. my wife and i will suck as many dicks as it takes.
A TRUE CLOWN IS NEVER MORE SATISFIED BY THE LAST PERFORMANCE THAN THEY ARE EAGER FOR THE NEXT
February 3, 2026 at 8:06 AM
A TRUE CLOWN IS NEVER MORE SATISFIED BY THE LAST PERFORMANCE THAN THEY ARE EAGER FOR THE NEXT
wonder if I could fund a laptop repair/replacement by turning the studio into an underground forgery ring. do you think it would be more or less cost effective to train first graders in post impressionist color theory beforehand or to sell their more amateur pieces as novelty counterfeits until I br
January 29, 2026 at 12:37 AM
wonder if I could fund a laptop repair/replacement by turning the studio into an underground forgery ring. do you think it would be more or less cost effective to train first graders in post impressionist color theory beforehand or to sell their more amateur pieces as novelty counterfeits until I br
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Just woke up from the nap critics are calling “popeye eating spinach from a can”
January 26, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Just woke up from the nap critics are calling “popeye eating spinach from a can”
when the ingredients had MOLD and you DIDN'T REALIZE but you're POOR so you EAT IT ANYWAY
January 25, 2026 at 3:48 AM
when the ingredients had MOLD and you DIDN'T REALIZE but you're POOR so you EAT IT ANYWAY
smoked a bowl in the driveway w the heater on and jerry garcia band psychedelic solo blasting and max went "this is what heroin must feel like . this is fucking insane"
January 22, 2026 at 10:55 PM
smoked a bowl in the driveway w the heater on and jerry garcia band psychedelic solo blasting and max went "this is what heroin must feel like . this is fucking insane"
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January 20, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 15,1948
January 15,1948
January 15, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 15,1948
January 15,1948
I know I have msgs stacking up from the last few days :( !!! I'm really sorry my laptop is still outta commission and I was out of data on my phone but I'll be getting back to y'all ASAP
January 15, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I know I have msgs stacking up from the last few days :( !!! I'm really sorry my laptop is still outta commission and I was out of data on my phone but I'll be getting back to y'all ASAP
2026 ari starts reading* again
January 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
2026 ari starts reading* again
all my latest posts are so cranky . did you know jimmy neutron takes place in a fictional town in texas but jimmys phone booth can teleport him to such places as nevada and outer space?? check out Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius when it releases, this fall November 2001!
January 5, 2026 at 8:53 AM
all my latest posts are so cranky . did you know jimmy neutron takes place in a fictional town in texas but jimmys phone booth can teleport him to such places as nevada and outer space?? check out Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius when it releases, this fall November 2001!
dog owners r the only people who get genuinely offended when they bring their animal into a public place and people don't want to give it treats or pets . fuck your creature
January 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
dog owners r the only people who get genuinely offended when they bring their animal into a public place and people don't want to give it treats or pets . fuck your creature
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
it's such a BAD DAY!
January 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
it's such a BAD DAY!
and yet I could use so many more
January 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
and yet I could use so many more
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modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here
December 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here
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"A.i." is a tool of racists and fascists and liars. Do not use it and do not spread it. Abolish "A.i." from every space and org you have authority over - at the very least from your own computers and social media feeds.
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"A.i." is a tool of racists and fascists and liars. Do not use it and do not spread it. Abolish "A.i." from every space and org you have authority over - at the very least from your own computers and social media feeds.
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You don't need to think about what is "normal."
You are you.
One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
You are you.
One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
December 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
You don't need to think about what is "normal."
You are you.
One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
You are you.
One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
telling this country's children that we monitor santa year-round to make sure he's not a bad agent infiltrating us from a foreign country is the most insane shit i've heard from my government in all the years i've been alive
December 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
telling this country's children that we monitor santa year-round to make sure he's not a bad agent infiltrating us from a foreign country is the most insane shit i've heard from my government in all the years i've been alive
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i used ryan reynolds' dumb as fuck wrapping paper hope you're satisfied dickpool
December 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
i used ryan reynolds' dumb as fuck wrapping paper hope you're satisfied dickpool
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
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My painting OLD RED BARN
December 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My painting OLD RED BARN
my gf and i have started work on a long term art project painting every inch of a shitty old two drawer file cabinet
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
my gf and i have started work on a long term art project painting every inch of a shitty old two drawer file cabinet