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thelettuceman (he/him)
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Probably too far left for this service.

Native New Englander, non-native Virginian.

Polytheism | Theology | Heathenry | Firearms | Anarchism | Stoicism

axeandplough.com
As I said yesterday quoting Working Class History's story to my IG: In a world of Melonis be a Malatesta.
Today is the birthday of Errico Malatesta, a tireless anarchist organizer and author active on four continents across six decades.

To observe the occasion, we invite you to read about how he and his comrades organized mutual aid to address the cholera epidemic of 1884.

crimethinc.com/cholera

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December 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
"I'm so glad my WW2 father missed Trump."

Dude fuck you, your WW2 father lived through Operation Paperclip and the fuckin' Nazi infestation in the US intelligentsia and the continued quarter given to fascists, I don't want to hear about it.
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It'd be interesting to see retention rates. Anecdotally, I've observed Paganism to have five-year cycles where people express interest, get into it, and then move on to other things or other religious callings.
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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FUCK THE SALVATON ARMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Thank for helping us raise $50 last week. With that, we'll be able to purchase 100lb of produce and the required ingredient labels for the soup! But the need only intensifies as winter gets colder. Your donations go directly to feeding the hungry; we keep none of it

www.gofundme.com/f/mutual-aid...
Donate to Mutual Aid Drive - CT SRA, organized by Jae Lee
The Connecticut Socialist Rifle Association is committed to supporting and defending our community b… Jae Lee needs your support for Mutual Aid Drive - CT SRA
www.gofundme.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"The love for the land of our birth is foolish, absurd, and the enemy of progress if it remains exclusive. If it were to become a means of intelligence I would praise it in the same way that the man who rests in the shade of a tree praises the seed. 1/-
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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This Aimé Césaire quotation is relevant again today.

In recognition of the Day of Mourning the United American Indians declared on this day in 1970—in hopes of offering important context to colonial mythology about early Thanksgivings—we offer the story of Metacomet’s War:

crimethinc.com/Metacomet
"No one colonizes innocently, no one colonizes with impunity either; a nation which colonizes, a civilization which justifies colonization and therefore force, is already a sick civilization, a civilization which is morally diseased."

—Aimé Césaire, Discourse on Colonialism
Since the declaration of the supposed ceasefire, the Israeli military has violated it an average of ten or more times a day, murdering hundreds of Palestinians, including scores of small children.

There is no peace in Gaza, nor in the West Bank. As the genocide continues, so must our resistance.
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"I don't celebrate American Thanksgiving, I celebrate Heathen Thanksgiving." 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Fourteen months ago I harvested more than a dozen butternut squash. I still have some hanging around that aren't in terrible shape.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Almost like charity is just a reputation laundering scheme or something.

[Stares in Dean Spade].
I was just thinking about contributing to the "charity" Feeding America. Until I discovered that the salary for its CEO, Claire Babineaux-Fontenot, was approximately $949,866 in 2024, with her total compensation being $1,113,502. Apparently, feeding America isn't her top priority.
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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So. How many of you are in trouble? interc.pt/3KhNsEp
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I find myself entirely unconcerned that Hegseth is threatening to withdraw military support for and partnership with the Scouts.

What's that? You want to exclude yourself from grooming children and feeding them into your military industrial complex meat grinder? Sounds good to me.
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
My last surviving grandparent passed earlier this year at the age of 97, and I inherited her Waterford crystal set which her mother (my great-grandmother) had given her a glass of every holiday season.

I also got her salt and pepper shakers - which are still full.
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"Why doesn't anyone want to work any more?"

"I don't know, this job listing requires a post-graduate degree and liberally uses the word 'expertise' in its qualifications and is capped at pay less than $20/hr."
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait.
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Playing "Town to City" during a night of anxiety and worry, and my history of playing colony management / city management sim games means that I am even more anxious with the fact that my villagers are just...fine with not having their needs met immediately.
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The unadorned tree goes up the weekend after Thanksgiving.
Stop putting Christmas decorations up before December you maniacs
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The Federal government is simultaneously "These people are anarchist violent extremists and need to be infiltrated" and "we can't infiltrate anarchist groups because they require us to read".
WHOA. The FBI was/is spying on a Signal chat for a New York immigration court watch group, claiming they were “anarchist violent extremist actors.”

Your reminder that the government is watching and don’t say anything in a big group chat you wouldn’t say on TV.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The FBI spied on a Signal group chat of immigration activists, records reveal
Exclusive: Agency accessed private conversations of New York ‘courtwatch’ group that was observing public hearings
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Noam Chomsky isn't even that good of a leftist, lol. He's been, like, a rad lib-LARPing-as-a-libertarian-socialist and is only so highly regarded due to the absolute shitshow that is the American political system.

Ditch his ass. Be better off for it.
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
They call us the "Commiewealth of Virginia" and fuck I wish that were even remotely true.
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Been a while since I've been called a boot licker for the cops by someone who knows me in meat space.
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Everyone pointing to Kiggans taking advantage of a socialized grocery store is leaving out that the govenor-elect of Virginia (who also has state-run ABCs) criticized Mamdani's idea of NYC-owned grocery stores as "too much of a promise".
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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For the people of Ecuador who told the US to gtfo.
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Outlaw leaf blowers.
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM