@utterlybaffled.bsky.social
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Bored library socialist who should probably stop using this app.
Bored library socialist who should probably stop using this app.
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![VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiahrbfuw4v4so56ikp2pxf5n253bs5pd5gq37l7nqsitkwynw56hy@jpeg)
Oh so that's why the medium is cursed.
Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television
Television is 100 years old today! 🎉
January 26, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Oh so that's why the medium is cursed.
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our beloved king's deteriorating body and disturbing mental lapses are simply an indicator of how often he now leaves the physical plane to commune with god. it's a sign of great strength
May 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
our beloved king's deteriorating body and disturbing mental lapses are simply an indicator of how often he now leaves the physical plane to commune with god. it's a sign of great strength
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These guys are looking at a half empty night club plastered with CSAM and gambling ads and suspiciouly childlike sex dolls, listening to the cheers of people who definitely know what human flesh tastes like, and mistaking *that* for public opinion.
January 25, 2026 at 4:04 AM
These guys are looking at a half empty night club plastered with CSAM and gambling ads and suspiciouly childlike sex dolls, listening to the cheers of people who definitely know what human flesh tastes like, and mistaking *that* for public opinion.
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These guys surround themselves with sycophants, meat and digital, living in a highly curated potemkin village of a media environment where every time they toss another orphan into the orphan crushing machine their demented entourage claps and cheers.
January 25, 2026 at 3:58 AM
These guys surround themselves with sycophants, meat and digital, living in a highly curated potemkin village of a media environment where every time they toss another orphan into the orphan crushing machine their demented entourage claps and cheers.
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These guys are all failed podcasters whose 3 devoted fans are all future school shooters, family annihilators, and pedophiles.
They've long since been able to forget any other kind of people exist.
They've long since been able to forget any other kind of people exist.
January 25, 2026 at 3:54 AM
These guys are all failed podcasters whose 3 devoted fans are all future school shooters, family annihilators, and pedophiles.
They've long since been able to forget any other kind of people exist.
They've long since been able to forget any other kind of people exist.
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Mr Rogers: "Look for the helpers."
Trump admin: "Look for the helpers and make sure you execute them in broad daylight. We'll have your back."
Trump admin: "Look for the helpers and make sure you execute them in broad daylight. We'll have your back."
January 24, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Mr Rogers: "Look for the helpers."
Trump admin: "Look for the helpers and make sure you execute them in broad daylight. We'll have your back."
Trump admin: "Look for the helpers and make sure you execute them in broad daylight. We'll have your back."
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Listen to the screams of the children crying to be let out of the camp
Leading up to that.. Eric Lee Atty
Kids screaming "Let us out! Let us out!"
Kids screaming "Let us out! Let us out!"
January 25, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Listen to the screams of the children crying to be let out of the camp
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By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.
January 24, 2026 at 6:28 PM
By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.
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Mfer the guy who shot Renee was a fucking TRAINER. Done with you losers who will drag your feet, lay on the ground and cry if we abolish ice.
That’s what policing has always been. You cannot train it out of them. You live in a fantasy because you’re scared of brown and poor people.
That’s what policing has always been. You cannot train it out of them. You live in a fantasy because you’re scared of brown and poor people.
It's not, and that's proven by the fact these officers receive a tiny fraction of the training and are using deadly force in situations that every city cop has been trained to avoid. These ICE/CPB operations not held to the same standards and it's a huge problem that Congress could quickly fix.
January 24, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Mfer the guy who shot Renee was a fucking TRAINER. Done with you losers who will drag your feet, lay on the ground and cry if we abolish ice.
That’s what policing has always been. You cannot train it out of them. You live in a fantasy because you’re scared of brown and poor people.
That’s what policing has always been. You cannot train it out of them. You live in a fantasy because you’re scared of brown and poor people.
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If you are talking about training today, you are a mark.
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
If you are talking about training today, you are a mark.
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grotesquely obvious that the "training" angle is what all the Big Brain Bois have spread around as the offramp for this shit that allows the street thug patrol to remain.
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 PM
grotesquely obvious that the "training" angle is what all the Big Brain Bois have spread around as the offramp for this shit that allows the street thug patrol to remain.
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the video of another person being murdered by the state on the streets of minneapolis shows exactly what people are saying it shows. make your own choices but don’t feel like you are obligated to bear witness to it. reading a description is enough.
January 24, 2026 at 3:48 PM
the video of another person being murdered by the state on the streets of minneapolis shows exactly what people are saying it shows. make your own choices but don’t feel like you are obligated to bear witness to it. reading a description is enough.
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Someone somewhere getting incredibly excited that they finally found it, they found a case of pabst blue ribbon and a pack of hot dogs. Finally they get to see what all those barbeques on tv really taste like
January 24, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Someone somewhere getting incredibly excited that they finally found it, they found a case of pabst blue ribbon and a pack of hot dogs. Finally they get to see what all those barbeques on tv really taste like
Alex Joe's ass shit. Cause these dip shits can't understand infant mortality rates.
January 23, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Alex Joe's ass shit. Cause these dip shits can't understand infant mortality rates.
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Those who center their veteran status with any amount of pride and those who prioritize policies that benefit veterans as part of their platform will be rightfully criticized and this shouldn’t be shocking
January 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Those who center their veteran status with any amount of pride and those who prioritize policies that benefit veterans as part of their platform will be rightfully criticized and this shouldn’t be shocking
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People are already saying starlight tours are happening, *before* this -50 windchill.
People are already saying starlight tours are happening, *before* this -50 windchill.
🚨"Theyr're dumping people in the woods" - Medical workers are flagging potential cases of federal agents releasing injured detainees in the most inhumane method possible. LIVE NOW⬇️
January 23, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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People are already saying starlight tours are happening, *before* this -50 windchill.
People are already saying starlight tours are happening, *before* this -50 windchill.
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One thing I hate is when the evil of the world, like burning plastic, lodges in my heart so that with every breath its smoke fills my mouth, in one million years they will still find the particles in my bones
January 20, 2026 at 10:11 PM
One thing I hate is when the evil of the world, like burning plastic, lodges in my heart so that with every breath its smoke fills my mouth, in one million years they will still find the particles in my bones
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Lots of tsk-tsking over the last year for people comparing the federal government's war on immigrants (and queer people, women, people of color, people with disabilities, drug users, and on and on) with the nazi programs of extermination but, without doctors, ICE camps will turn into death camps.
1. ICE has STOPPED PAYING for medical treatment for its 73,000 detainees
ICE has not paid its bills to 3rd party providers since OCTOBER and the situation will likely persist for MONTHS, a Popular Information investigation reveals
Meanwhile, critically ill ICE detainees are not receiving care
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ICE has not paid its bills to 3rd party providers since OCTOBER and the situation will likely persist for MONTHS, a Popular Information investigation reveals
Meanwhile, critically ill ICE detainees are not receiving care
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ICE has stopped paying for detainee medical treatment
ICE halted payments in October, and the situation will persist for at least several more months
popular.info
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Lots of tsk-tsking over the last year for people comparing the federal government's war on immigrants (and queer people, women, people of color, people with disabilities, drug users, and on and on) with the nazi programs of extermination but, without doctors, ICE camps will turn into death camps.
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alchemy is very easy:
1. get some lead
2. recreate the white-hot primordial soup from which we all spawned
3. profit!
1. get some lead
2. recreate the white-hot primordial soup from which we all spawned
3. profit!
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
www.independent.co.uk
January 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
alchemy is very easy:
1. get some lead
2. recreate the white-hot primordial soup from which we all spawned
3. profit!
1. get some lead
2. recreate the white-hot primordial soup from which we all spawned
3. profit!
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I invented soup. the royalties are insane
January 19, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I invented soup. the royalties are insane
Lol
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Lol
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The jackboots are out here saying "One heritage, one people" and liberals are like "One more training can fix this, just one more training bro please"
January 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The jackboots are out here saying "One heritage, one people" and liberals are like "One more training can fix this, just one more training bro please"
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It's particularly galling to call for ICE to wear body cams when Renee Good's murder literally recorded the whole thing on his phone. He was so confident in his impunity as part of that organization that he recorded and allowed for the release of footage of him shooting a woman at point blank.
January 16, 2026 at 7:54 PM
It's particularly galling to call for ICE to wear body cams when Renee Good's murder literally recorded the whole thing on his phone. He was so confident in his impunity as part of that organization that he recorded and allowed for the release of footage of him shooting a woman at point blank.
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basically i think if you main a character with ranged attacks in Smash you will not see heaven. your heart is heavier than a feather
January 16, 2026 at 2:40 PM
basically i think if you main a character with ranged attacks in Smash you will not see heaven. your heart is heavier than a feather