my ideal woman is a female magician
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 AM
my ideal woman is a female magician
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Literally... whatever.
January 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Literally... whatever.
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this format is how 75% of Americans now get their news
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
this format is how 75% of Americans now get their news
tag yourself i'm the reptilian that smoked a little too much
January 14, 2026 at 5:32 AM
tag yourself i'm the reptilian that smoked a little too much
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Classic scene
January 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Classic scene
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standing outside your work at 9:58am just waiting for you to unlock the doors
October 4, 2023 at 12:09 AM
standing outside your work at 9:58am just waiting for you to unlock the doors
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they should make oops all dinosaur eggs oatmeal
January 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
they should make oops all dinosaur eggs oatmeal
got my ass kicked in commander after playing good christian magic and being an all around sweetie
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
got my ass kicked in commander after playing good christian magic and being an all around sweetie
upon further reflection i realize that by doing this i would be sullying santa's good character and treading upon the sacred bond between goths and mall santas
thinkin about becoming a mall santa so i can meet some goth girls
December 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
upon further reflection i realize that by doing this i would be sullying santa's good character and treading upon the sacred bond between goths and mall santas
thinkin about becoming a mall santa so i can meet some goth girls
December 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
thinkin about becoming a mall santa so i can meet some goth girls
the sorting hat put me in the grit collective
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
the sorting hat put me in the grit collective