vampire hag 🦇 tukru
@vampirehag.bsky.social
vampire witch from the future, zine queen (bat habitat/your pretty face is going straight to hell), vampire_hag distr(o mistr)ess. they/them ✨ ps. Not A Woman
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ok so i'm way more active at @hawkinsleather.bsky.social but be warned if you look at it, there be willies and fannies and all sorts of things in between cos that's just how the fandom rolls + i like to draw those things ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but like not all the time. but A LOT.
went to the local scrap store (actual treasure trove) 10 mins before closing and got info about how to sign up for a low income membership (and if i could) and came back with only a hello my name is sticker cos i'm strong willed and sensible 💪
February 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
went to the local scrap store (actual treasure trove) 10 mins before closing and got info about how to sign up for a low income membership (and if i could) and came back with only a hello my name is sticker cos i'm strong willed and sensible 💪
today it's trying to make me exercise. GTFO
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
today it's trying to make me exercise. GTFO
woah there, co-star, you are not my mother.
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
woah there, co-star, you are not my mother.
ugh love to be deeply depeche on a friday night 👍
February 6, 2026 at 8:49 PM
ugh love to be deeply depeche on a friday night 👍
like the fool i am, i also applied for a sewing pattern test this and the testing period falls mostly on a time i'm busy with zine fair prep this month but again technically i have the time but we'll see if i even get picked. every pattern test needs one chaos tester and that could be me lol
February 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
like the fool i am, i also applied for a sewing pattern test this and the testing period falls mostly on a time i'm busy with zine fair prep this month but again technically i have the time but we'll see if i even get picked. every pattern test needs one chaos tester and that could be me lol
thinking if i want to actually finish the dead mum zine this time, i should probably drop the fantasy of writing a whole ass fic for stobin mini bang since i have barely even started it. there's technically time for both but...
i know me.
i know me.
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
thinking if i want to actually finish the dead mum zine this time, i should probably drop the fantasy of writing a whole ass fic for stobin mini bang since i have barely even started it. there's technically time for both but...
i know me.
i know me.
checked the page count for the dead mum zine again and it's like 80 A5 pages in a reasonably small font size (modern typewriter in 10pt) with nothing but the text. it’s over 20,000 words. ugh this is gonna be a problem 😭
i would like to have out it at glasgow zine fest at the end of may though.
i would like to have out it at glasgow zine fest at the end of may though.
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 PM
checked the page count for the dead mum zine again and it's like 80 A5 pages in a reasonably small font size (modern typewriter in 10pt) with nothing but the text. it’s over 20,000 words. ugh this is gonna be a problem 😭
i would like to have out it at glasgow zine fest at the end of may though.
i would like to have out it at glasgow zine fest at the end of may though.
allegedly making a new zine for this 👋
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January 31, 2026 at 12:44 AM
allegedly making a new zine for this 👋
i drew my purse for reasons (a new zine?) 👛
January 29, 2026 at 7:40 PM
i drew my purse for reasons (a new zine?) 👛
people are apparently v easily amused on the not fandom side of this app today 🍺 maybe i should go to the pub more often
January 27, 2026 at 4:01 AM
people are apparently v easily amused on the not fandom side of this app today 🍺 maybe i should go to the pub more often
today i only realised that i had a 2.20pm appointment with the nurse at 2.14 (because i opened my bullet journal and saw the reminder there. still made it more or less on time somehow) so afterwards i treated myself to a pint at the pub.
January 26, 2026 at 5:23 PM
today i only realised that i had a 2.20pm appointment with the nurse at 2.14 (because i opened my bullet journal and saw the reminder there. still made it more or less on time somehow) so afterwards i treated myself to a pint at the pub.
finally fucking got it, only took a whole ass fucking week. deleting it all as we speak 🫡
January 23, 2026 at 2:08 AM
finally fucking got it, only took a whole ass fucking week. deleting it all as we speak 🫡
i'm over here trying to finish a gift fic that's due tuesday and feeling defeated cos i was aiming for 6969 words but oops i don't have an end yet and it's 6 words short of 7k
so i felt like complaining about twitter one more time at 3.40am on a sunday night/monday morning 👍
so i felt like complaining about twitter one more time at 3.40am on a sunday night/monday morning 👍
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 AM
i'm over here trying to finish a gift fic that's due tuesday and feeling defeated cos i was aiming for 6969 words but oops i don't have an end yet and it's 6 words short of 7k
so i felt like complaining about twitter one more time at 3.40am on a sunday night/monday morning 👍
so i felt like complaining about twitter one more time at 3.40am on a sunday night/monday morning 👍
twitter truly is the worst. i finally got the request data thing to work the other day and the file for @kissakerho cleared out like the next day and i've nuked every tweet in that bad boy but i'm somehow still waiting for the data for the distro account. it has been 4 days, it only has 1.5k tweets,
January 19, 2026 at 3:40 AM
twitter truly is the worst. i finally got the request data thing to work the other day and the file for @kissakerho cleared out like the next day and i've nuked every tweet in that bad boy but i'm somehow still waiting for the data for the distro account. it has been 4 days, it only has 1.5k tweets,
Ew gross i have to go to the job centre IN PERSON on Thursday AT 9AM? (just cos i reported myself as self employed? this loft treasure eBay bullshit is getting more annoying every day) ugh i guess i have to start practicing going to bed / getting up early in preparation for this ):
January 5, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Ew gross i have to go to the job centre IN PERSON on Thursday AT 9AM? (just cos i reported myself as self employed? this loft treasure eBay bullshit is getting more annoying every day) ugh i guess i have to start practicing going to bed / getting up early in preparation for this ):
gotta love low key waking up worse every morning this year so far 👍 today i got up at 2pm (after sleeping on the sofa between 6 and 9am cos my cough was being annoying) with chapped AF lips AND fresh cold sore.
just take me behind the sauna if this continues much longer ):
just take me behind the sauna if this continues much longer ):
a painting of a woman laying in a bed with a blue blanket and a white pillow
ALT: a painting of a woman laying in a bed with a blue blanket and a white pillow
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January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
gotta love low key waking up worse every morning this year so far 👍 today i got up at 2pm (after sleeping on the sofa between 6 and 9am cos my cough was being annoying) with chapped AF lips AND fresh cold sore.
just take me behind the sauna if this continues much longer ):
just take me behind the sauna if this continues much longer ):
looks like i'm gonna start a new year being sick (again) and also rearranging the kitchen (we have a new airfryer and kettle coming in tomorrow, but obvs I ain't doing shit while i'm sick and I only woke up like this today) 😭
December 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
looks like i'm gonna start a new year being sick (again) and also rearranging the kitchen (we have a new airfryer and kettle coming in tomorrow, but obvs I ain't doing shit while i'm sick and I only woke up like this today) 😭
i need iplayer to stop trying to make me watch keeping up with krystal versace every week cos it ain't gonna fuckin happen.
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i need iplayer to stop trying to make me watch keeping up with krystal versace every week cos it ain't gonna fuckin happen.
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loft treasure update:
turtles and turtle accessories
turtles and turtle accessories
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
loft treasure update:
turtles and turtle accessories
turtles and turtle accessories
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Nothin else for it
October 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Nothin else for it
today my partner is giving some of the loft treasure a bath. next step, sorting it out by franchise i guess?
(i'm supposed to sell all this shit on eBay, halp)
(i'm supposed to sell all this shit on eBay, halp)
October 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
today my partner is giving some of the loft treasure a bath. next step, sorting it out by franchise i guess?
(i'm supposed to sell all this shit on eBay, halp)
(i'm supposed to sell all this shit on eBay, halp)
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Everyone’s talking about Milpay, but reminder that USDA is currently using excess 25 funds to pay for WIC and School Lunch. They say they have like maybe a month of that left.
Red States are going to lose their fucking minds if they can’t draw those soon.
Red States are going to lose their fucking minds if they can’t draw those soon.
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