@vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social
I had a stalker once, but then they saw me eat soup 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦
All you complainers settle the fuck down!
Here’s a sneak peek at next year’s halftime show performers
#SuperBowl
Here’s a sneak peek at next year’s halftime show performers
#SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
All you complainers settle the fuck down!
Here’s a sneak peek at next year’s halftime show performers
#SuperBowl
Here’s a sneak peek at next year’s halftime show performers
#SuperBowl
Did anyone watch the TPUSA alternative halftime show, the one for people who like ICE, but hate music,
Klanchella ?
Klanchella ?
February 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Did anyone watch the TPUSA alternative halftime show, the one for people who like ICE, but hate music,
Klanchella ?
Klanchella ?
Got kicked out of the toy section at Walmart today
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Got kicked out of the toy section at Walmart today
-The gas pump: “do you have a rewards card?, do you want a car wash?, do you want a receipt?
Me:
Me:
February 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
-The gas pump: “do you have a rewards card?, do you want a car wash?, do you want a receipt?
Me:
Me:
Not gonna lie, this guy has a pretty amazing resume
February 4, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Not gonna lie, this guy has a pretty amazing resume
Me, looking 2026 in the eyes and letting it know “we ain’t taking no more bullshit!!”
February 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Me, looking 2026 in the eyes and letting it know “we ain’t taking no more bullshit!!”
Bluesky friends, quick heads up! I’ll be posting this on marketplace tomorrow. You guys get first dibs. Message me if you're interested!!!
#monday
#monday
February 2, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Bluesky friends, quick heads up! I’ll be posting this on marketplace tomorrow. You guys get first dibs. Message me if you're interested!!!
#monday
#monday
Jesus going through the memes on my phone and explaining why I won’t be going to heaven
Happy Sunday everyone!!!
Happy Sunday everyone!!!
February 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Jesus going through the memes on my phone and explaining why I won’t be going to heaven
Happy Sunday everyone!!!
Happy Sunday everyone!!!
When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right, so the people behind me can see it isn’t my fault.
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 PM
When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right, so the people behind me can see it isn’t my fault.
Finally talked my aunt Rhonda into getting her flu shot
January 28, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Finally talked my aunt Rhonda into getting her flu shot
To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas gift, they are due back at the library tomorrow.
January 27, 2026 at 3:18 PM
To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas gift, they are due back at the library tomorrow.
Everybody, every single day in January
January 26, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Everybody, every single day in January
Me, in every photo that someone posts without my final approval
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Me, in every photo that someone posts without my final approval
FYI
if you accidentally get this Super glue on a couple of your fingers, you’ll forget about anything else going on in your life for about 45 minutes
if you accidentally get this Super glue on a couple of your fingers, you’ll forget about anything else going on in your life for about 45 minutes
January 24, 2026 at 7:50 PM
FYI
if you accidentally get this Super glue on a couple of your fingers, you’ll forget about anything else going on in your life for about 45 minutes
if you accidentally get this Super glue on a couple of your fingers, you’ll forget about anything else going on in your life for about 45 minutes
Me, when someone is using my driveway to turn around
January 23, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Me, when someone is using my driveway to turn around
He-Man had a friend named Fisto,
that’s all, that’s the post
that’s all, that’s the post
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
He-Man had a friend named Fisto,
that’s all, that’s the post
that’s all, that’s the post
The TV show Reacher answers the age-old question: what if there was a really big guy?
January 20, 2026 at 3:08 AM
The TV show Reacher answers the age-old question: what if there was a really big guy?
ME: “I’m totally going to stick to my resolutions this year”.
MORGAN FREEMAN: “But he would not stick to his resolutions. In fact, he would break every single one of them, with a speed and an accuracy that would frighten even the closest among him
MORGAN FREEMAN: “But he would not stick to his resolutions. In fact, he would break every single one of them, with a speed and an accuracy that would frighten even the closest among him
January 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
ME: “I’m totally going to stick to my resolutions this year”.
MORGAN FREEMAN: “But he would not stick to his resolutions. In fact, he would break every single one of them, with a speed and an accuracy that would frighten even the closest among him
MORGAN FREEMAN: “But he would not stick to his resolutions. In fact, he would break every single one of them, with a speed and an accuracy that would frighten even the closest among him
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
bathroom graffiti in Canada
January 15, 2026 at 2:49 PM
bathroom graffiti in Canada