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I had a stalker once, but then they saw me eat soup 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦
Holiday tip for the guys;
It's officially time to start thinking about Christmas shopping.
-Not quite time to shop yet but definitely be thinking about it.
It's officially time to start thinking about Christmas shopping.
-Not quite time to shop yet but definitely be thinking about it.
December 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Holiday tip for the guys;
It's officially time to start thinking about Christmas shopping.
-Not quite time to shop yet but definitely be thinking about it.
It's officially time to start thinking about Christmas shopping.
-Not quite time to shop yet but definitely be thinking about it.
Holiday tip:
Please remember to take your frozen turkey out of the freezer to thaw in time for Christmas.
Please remember to take your frozen turkey out of the freezer to thaw in time for Christmas.
December 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Holiday tip:
Please remember to take your frozen turkey out of the freezer to thaw in time for Christmas.
Please remember to take your frozen turkey out of the freezer to thaw in time for Christmas.
Jake Paul and Andrew Tate both take a beating and both lose. The world is healing itself
December 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Jake Paul and Andrew Tate both take a beating and both lose. The world is healing itself
Actual photo of my conception
December 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Actual photo of my conception
During his first term, I actually thought “ oh that poor woman, look what she has to deal with”. I now realize that she’s as shitty a human being as her fuckwit husband
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
During his first term, I actually thought “ oh that poor woman, look what she has to deal with”. I now realize that she’s as shitty a human being as her fuckwit husband
December 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Serious Question: If one of your friends is telling you a really sad story and their eyes are starting to water, how long should You wait before taking a bite of your sandwich
December 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Serious Question: If one of your friends is telling you a really sad story and their eyes are starting to water, how long should You wait before taking a bite of your sandwich
If they checked my phone, it’d be an El Salvadorian prison for me
0% chance of me spending even $1 or 1 minute in that shithole country, run by a shit for brains. I’d rather be immersed in the history and culture of Europe or in the beauty of our friendly country 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
0% chance of me spending even $1 or 1 minute in that shithole country, run by a shit for brains. I’d rather be immersed in the history and culture of Europe or in the beauty of our friendly country 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
December 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
If they checked my phone, it’d be an El Salvadorian prison for me
0% chance of me spending even $1 or 1 minute in that shithole country, run by a shit for brains. I’d rather be immersed in the history and culture of Europe or in the beauty of our friendly country 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
0% chance of me spending even $1 or 1 minute in that shithole country, run by a shit for brains. I’d rather be immersed in the history and culture of Europe or in the beauty of our friendly country 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
For years I’ve been telling my friend David, that he’ll never make it in Hollywood. Tonight he proved me wrong, well done Dave, well done!
#movies
#movies
December 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
For years I’ve been telling my friend David, that he’ll never make it in Hollywood. Tonight he proved me wrong, well done Dave, well done!
#movies
#movies
If there’s not really much point in having a door, then just decide there is no door
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If there’s not really much point in having a door, then just decide there is no door
You will be visited by 3.2 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
You will be visited by 3.2 spirits
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Me, 5 minutes after putting on the movie I’ve been wanting to watch.
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Me, 5 minutes after putting on the movie I’ve been wanting to watch.
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Last Christmas, I gave her my heart
But the very next day, she gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give her Mop Slippers
But the very next day, she gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give her Mop Slippers
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Last Christmas, I gave her my heart
But the very next day, she gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give her Mop Slippers
But the very next day, she gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give her Mop Slippers
I had one job to do and its done ✅
Tree is up
One step closer to Christmas 🎅🏼
JOY!!
Tree is up
One step closer to Christmas 🎅🏼
JOY!!
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I had one job to do and its done ✅
Tree is up
One step closer to Christmas 🎅🏼
JOY!!
Tree is up
One step closer to Christmas 🎅🏼
JOY!!
Judging by all these reality TV shows, millions of people will do anything to get on TV. I've decided to start casting for my new TV show :
“So You Think You Can Shovel My Driveway, Canada”
“So You Think You Can Shovel My Driveway, Canada”
December 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Judging by all these reality TV shows, millions of people will do anything to get on TV. I've decided to start casting for my new TV show :
“So You Think You Can Shovel My Driveway, Canada”
“So You Think You Can Shovel My Driveway, Canada”
Can’t wait to see it when it’s done
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Can’t wait to see it when it’s done
Fack!!!
Bad spot to stand when taking this pic
Bad spot to stand when taking this pic
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Fack!!!
Bad spot to stand when taking this pic
Bad spot to stand when taking this pic
But you’re still coming to work, right?
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
But you’re still coming to work, right?
You too can have that stylish Trump hair, all you need is a 1kg jar of peanut butter. If done properly, you’ll have enough left over for lunch.
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You too can have that stylish Trump hair, all you need is a 1kg jar of peanut butter. If done properly, you’ll have enough left over for lunch.