Vanilla Black
@vanillablack.bsky.social
Vanilla Black. Former Vegetarian Restaurant in London. Known for weird food.
Read the Substack- HOW TO OPEN A ‘GROUNDBREAKING’ VEGETARIAN RESTAURANT WITH CASH YOU SWINDLED FROM THE BANK. Funny, and Revealing.
https://open.substack.com/pub/vanillablack
Read the Substack- HOW TO OPEN A ‘GROUNDBREAKING’ VEGETARIAN RESTAURANT WITH CASH YOU SWINDLED FROM THE BANK. Funny, and Revealing.
https://open.substack.com/pub/vanillablack
Did you know that you can listen to these stories if you can’t be bothered to read.
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Part 82 Land Of Confusion
A Pit Bull, agar agar and HP brown sauce
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January 4, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Did you know that you can listen to these stories if you can’t be bothered to read.
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Part 81 For Reasons Unknown
A 'full' restaurant, a toppled wheelie bin and a hip replacement.
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December 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Part 80 Walking On Broken Glass
Hollywood, rattling pans and marzipan pudding.
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December 22, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Part 80 Walking On Broken Glass
Hollywood, rattling pans and marzipan pudding.
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December 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Because we like you so much, have a croissant butter dish.
December 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Because we like you so much, have a croissant butter dish.
Part 78 Lucky Star
Black bags, a comedian and no Chablis.
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December 7, 2025 at 7:59 AM
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 AM
This week, we meet with the landlord to tell him that we can’t pay the rent.
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Part 77 Holding Out For A Hero
Batman, Fig Newtons and dog walking
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November 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
This week, we meet with the landlord to tell him that we can’t pay the rent.
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The spirit of Christmas.
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The spirit of Christmas.
Oh look, nougat liqueur….
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Oh look, nougat liqueur….
Part 76 Stuck In A Moment
Lemongrass ganache, global markets and hummus.
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November 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Goats cheese and caremalised onion crisps.
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Goats cheese and caremalised onion crisps.
Andalucia, one minute you’re driving behind a Tesla, the next minute….
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Andalucia, one minute you’re driving behind a Tesla, the next minute….
Doesn’t that baking tray look good.
Is it time for elevenses yet @vanillablack.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Doesn’t that baking tray look good.
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 AM
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Ever wondered how the tomato on this Spanish breakfast is so puply and fine?
Do they just chop the tomatoes? Pop them in a blender?
No, cut them in half, then grate them.
Do they just chop the tomatoes? Pop them in a blender?
No, cut them in half, then grate them.
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Ever wondered how the tomato on this Spanish breakfast is so puply and fine?
Do they just chop the tomatoes? Pop them in a blender?
No, cut them in half, then grate them.
Do they just chop the tomatoes? Pop them in a blender?
No, cut them in half, then grate them.
Part 73 Rags To Riches
A locked safe, bloggers and a big drill.
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November 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I forgot about variety packs. And the arguments which went with them.
October 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I forgot about variety packs. And the arguments which went with them.